Sure Shot

They say a picture’s worth 1,000 words. But you only need a couple to win.

Kevin Love & Russell Westbrook Ahh, All-Star Weekend. Lots of basketball, lots of parties, and, um, lots of ill-conceived photo shoots that we’re still sifting through weeks after the fact. This picture of former UCLA teammates Kevin Love and Russell Westbrook, who were reunited on the Sophomore Team in Dallas, is one example of a shoot that is not really working for us. We know it calls for a funny caption, but we keep coming back to “Former diarist meets current cover subject.” That’s obviously not going to get it done. Got a better idea? We want jokes!

Whoever writes the funniest caption will win a dope prize from our vault and see their name in Trash Talk in the next issue.

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Tags: Kevin Love, Minnesota L-Wolves, Oklahoma City Thunder, Russell Westbrook, SLAM #138

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Kent Robertson

Westbrook: Well, this wasn’t the face I planned to make for the photo shoot…
NAS

Love: “I love russel because he just GETS me”
Glenn Loughran

Russell: I’ve heard of Love handles, but this is ridiculous
http://karrim5@aol.com Karrim Omer

yo im not dat short-russell
http://www.kwapt.blogspot.com KobeWearsAPurpleThong

Westbrook: “Ooohh yeah, right there, keep rubbing. Boy, you got some soft forearms.”

Love: “Is there anyone from H.R. available after this photoshoot..?”
David

Knowing his greatest talent is rebounding, Love attempts to box out Westbrook.
billy

russell- hey kev remeber when people thought you were guna be the better nba player
alex

I didn’t think anything could be worse than your game, but your pits stink
http://aol.com Martin Fenn

Russell: You know just because the photo is set up this way doesn’t mean the T-Wolves have an upperhand on us (Thunder) right?

K-Love: Yeah, of course:(
C-Lo_The_Great

Love: Hey Russ, I got picked higher than you in the draft HA!!!!!!
Westbrook: Can’t really talk right now, gotta get ready for playoffs
Stewart Watts

Kevin: Hey man. How has the league been treating you?

Russell: 4th Overall, Thunder, 1st Team All Rookie, Playoff Contender. Feels like I’m on top. How about you?

Kevin: 5th Overall, Timber-. Do you think I should’ve waited 1 more year?
Golden

“You sure this is a Right Guard commercial?!…I don’t see CP3 anywhere man!”
Gary Pressley

This is going to be a great album cover for our cd “Words from Two Bruins:volume 1″
Big Nick

Yo Kev I know we boyzs and all but you could have tighten up da arm pits dis morning.
Taranvir

Hey Russel…..Tell Me How my Pits Taste! Lmao
Josh White

Kevin: “watch out, when i rub him here he turns into MIGHTY MOUSE!”
Westbrook: “Rraaaw”
Twinparadox

Russel Westbrook’s reaction after the photographer asked for one more picture with Love’s armpits in his face.
Ali Saadat

Russ: Shouldn’t you be at the game?
K-LO: Nah, I got an extra 250k not to show.
habeebeereseecup

Love to Westbrook: Sorry buddy, you ain’t tall enough to ride this.
http://thetroyblog.com Teddy-the-Bear

Nicely done, chintao.
Renz Partido

Russell : Kevin, man I’m dissapoint!

or

Kevin : Russell, Grow more!!
Chang

Kevin:”Let me rub some of that UCLA charm back.”
Westbrook:”Hell nah.”
Adrian B.

that’s how the dorm room used to smell too! still ain’t using the right gaurd huh? or the left gaurd for that matter.
kryptonite

Russell: You could have at least put on deodorant..
Kevin: I tried to use yours but it only works for people as small as you…
http://www.slamonline.com Karac D

Russ- too much hot sauce on my burrito!
Love- hey remember in school and i pulled your finger in class!
http://www.slamonline.com Karac D

Russ- yo i just got a pit hair in my mouth. hurry up and take a shot!
http://www.slamonline.com Karac D

Russ- yo i just got a pit hair in my mouth. Hurry up and take the shot!
Ben

I’m not sick, Mr. Love Doctor
Daniel

Damn Kevin, that’s some bad BO you got. I would never be able to man up on you!
Sebastian

KLove: Wow man u’ve grown since college ur too big to be a point gaurd now
Westbrook: Yea… well… maybe ur to small to be a big man…
http://youtube.com/tayo365 Taiyo

WESTBROOK: Say it with me Kevin…..RIGHT GUARD…..SPEED STICK…NOT AXE!
Tyler B.

(before pic) Kevin- Yeah, Thabeet is my ROY choice.
Russ- What?!?!
Zach C.

Why didn’t I get a cool mic in my shirt?-Westbrook
Crystal

KL: Ooops, I forgot to put on deodorant.
RW: I wish I hadn’t agreed to this photo shoot.
Dominique

Life and Times of a UCLA Bruin
Nathan Smith

Russel: Kevin,why are you so happy?
Kevin: Timberwolves have a better chance of landing John Wall than the Thunder!
AJBALLER

I got you under my wing bro
http://www.yahoo.com JLee

Westbrook: For your sake, I hope my shorts don’t smell as bad as your pits do right now…..
http://www.yahoo.com JLee

forget don’t. i meant “won’t”
robert stewart

Kevin Love: “Thanks for hiding that yellow bird Russell”
JayChau

Rightguard Speedstick.
Golden

Wait, so this ISN’T #3 of the Collector’s Covers?!
Golden

Slam 3-D Animations presents: Bizarro and the Toxic Avenger in…”I Bruined It For Ebb-ree-wonnz”
pishfool

White Men STILL Can’t Jump
Domingo

Now everyone knows why Russell left for UCLA early.
Domingo

Now everyone knows why Russell left UCLA early.
rafael

Damn!!!Kevin you got some serious thunder under there!!! Westbrook- Hey Kevin my Thunder is good, your’s don’t smell as good that’s why you got no Love!!!
AJBALLER

dont make this gay buddy
nickED

(Gollum/Westbrook): get off my head Frodo, I’m trying to get to my precious!
Klove = giant Elijah Wood
Gabe Trump

dang love call chris for a speed stick!!!!!

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