Thursday, May 13th, 2010 at 12:09 pm  |  162 responses

Sure Shot

They say a picture’s worth 1,000 words. But you only need a couple to win.

RaptorsMost disappointing season in the League? No argument if you choose the Raptors. How bad was it? We have our own ideas, but it’s always fun to let you guys do some work once in a while. So, as always, please submit your caption to this pic.

Whoever writes the funniest caption will win a dope prize from our vault and see their name in Trash Talk next issue.

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  • Dresus

    Hear no evil, Speak no evil, See no evil, and that’s a Rap!

  • Lucas Young

    Calderon to Jack: Man Hedo was one of the worst signs ever! He is soooo bad!
    Jack to Calderon: Dude hes right there (hand to face)

  • Joseph Wahba

    Jose to Jack: dude, how much is he getting paid?
    Jack to Jose: starts with 50 ends in million.
    Amir: and he’s white.
    Turkoglu: money, money, money…monaaay, and I’m white!

  • Caleb

    Turk:I knew I should’ve stayed with the Magic.Jack: Stop whining Free agency will be here to save us all.

  • Joseph Wahba

    Jose: damn man we suck!
    Amir: u just noticed?
    Jose: what r we doing wrong?
    Hedo: uhh…ball?!
    Jack: Oh cmon!…*palmtoface*

  • Zarfan

    Hedo: Ball!
    Jose: I know. It just disappears when we’re on defense.
    Jarrett: Like a solar eclipse.
    Amir: Only less common.

  • http://kraintz@uoregon.edu Stew Kraintz

    Hedo: What pick did we get?
    Jose: 13th.
    Hedo: You think we could get Derrick Favors, Greg Monroe, or DeMarcus Cousins to replace Chris?
    Jose: No… think more like Cole Aldrich.
    Jack: Crap.

  • Jordan Turner

    Rarr?

  • Sherif

    Calderon (in Spanish): “When will i get a chance to play in the NBA?? I’ve been in the Euro League for too long”
    Hedo (in Turkish): “OK so….i was on a Championship team, then what happened?!”
    Amir: “Why doesn’t the MC Chicken get the credit it deserves, it’s always Big Mac this, Big Mac that”
    Jack: “This is too much for me!! I can’t take it anymore!!”

  • Gino S.

    Hedo: Man i shoulda’ve stayed in Orlando, (sighs) Oh well.
    Calderon: Yo Jack hedo’s sayin he shoulda’ve stayed in orlando, where is that?
    Jack: Man i don’t care can’t you see im said that indiana threw me out here?
    Amir: (in his head) When do i get to play, when do i get to play, when do i get to play?

  • http://SlamOnline Camm518

    Raptors:I guess we can ask to get on the please stay a toronto raptor remix with that chick…

  • http://slamonline.com Ben Osborne

    Thanks for all the entries. The winner will be announced in SLAM 140, on sale next week.

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