Thursday, May 13th, 2010 at 12:09 pm  |  162 responses

Sure Shot

They say a picture’s worth 1,000 words. But you only need a couple to win.

RaptorsMost disappointing season in the League? No argument if you choose the Raptors. How bad was it? We have our own ideas, but it’s always fun to let you guys do some work once in a while. So, as always, please submit your caption to this pic.

Whoever writes the funniest caption will win a dope prize from our vault and see their name in Trash Talk next issue.

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  • Mykah Horrell

    Hedo:Hey Jarret What’s Wrong With You.
    Jarret:Losing To The Pistons Was Bad Enough But Now The Nets.

  • Golden

    “Hear No Wins, Speak No Wins, See No Wins, Gets No Wins”

  • karley and kourtney

    hedo: whose feet do i smell
    Jose:aww sorrythose minutes of playing time really got to my feet
    Jerret: aww man come on! you got to get rid of that stench

  • william nuilan

    Jose, Hedu, and Amir ” it’s ok jack, we had a good run..

    ( Jack ) ” No, i’m good. My hand just smells good.

  • http://Slam Jasmine

    “Hey at least we made it to the NBA”. Right???

  • Joe Welsh

    Oh great… now wear as bad as the Nets….

  • Balherett3

    Jack: Man,I thinks it’s time we start signing hockey players for toughness.

  • Fishnet

    Hedo: Adam, biz emmek…
    Jose: El hombre, que chupan…
    Whoever’s covering his own face: I never know what those guys are saying. Man, we suck…

  • Money Dhillon

    Jack-Aww man theres something stuck in Bosh’s hair isn’t there

  • http://slamonline.com JROSALAN

    Hedo: Aw hells no. They comparin me to Vujacic
    Jose: Ay caramba…
    Jarret: Oh My Bosh :(
    Amir: Well that was a fun season…

  • matt

    the raptors got a serviceable bench!

  • Chase Lochamire

    Hedo: Hey, it could be worse. We could be the only non-American NBA team and we could have narrowly missed the playoffs or our best player could become a free agent at the end of the season. At least I didn’t choose this place over a title contending team like, say, the Magic. It could be worse.

  • Kevin Long

    Jose: Oh Rasho… Not another Three!

  • Kevin Long

    With Hedo, Jack and Calderon on the bench, that gives the raptors all star point guard some time to step up.

    Get up for Marcus Banks!

  • matt

    hedo: isitmek hic defans
    jose: no hable ninguna defensa
    jarret: see no defense

  • WasAt

    hedo:thank god my girlfreind aint dominatingme

  • WasAt

    hedo:thank god my girlfriend aint dominating me

  • Lou

    (jose) crap u see the score in the leafs game?

  • Ali Saadat

    *Thinking together* “Damn I can’t believe Bargnani missed another dunk”

  • Peggy

    Hedo: Hear no evil
    J.J.: Speak no evil
    Jose: oh man I just can’t watch anymore. wake me when it’s over.

  • MG28

    It’s not our fault! It’s this canadien hardwood! It’s maple….

  • Daniel

    Turk: “Ball”
    Jose: Dude, what are you talking about?
    Turk: “Ball”

  • Tony H.

    “You can try to run, but you can’t hide, Jack !!!”

  • http://LemuelJames P.O BOX 724 Wallace, NC

    Hedo: Man i wish i stayed in Orlando
    Jarret: i hope bosh demands a sign and trade and get me out of here.
    Amir: hey turk does the best free agency class start in a couple of months.
    Hedo: Dont remind me im here on this crappy team for years to come.

  • Lemuel.James

    Hedo: Man i wish i stayed in Orlando
    Jarret: i hope bosh demands a sign and trade and get me out of here.
    Amir: hey turk does the best free agency class start in a couple of months.
    Hedo: Dont remind me im here on this crappy team for years to come

  • Jordan Zimmerman

    “Well at least we still have the great weather”

  • http://live.ca Will Fiander

    Is it over yet?

  • http://hotmail.com joseph fiander

    i wish we still Vince Carter

  • http://hotmail.com joseph fiander

    i wish we still Vince Carter T-Mac

  • http://hotmail.com joseph fiander

    Wake me up when it’s over

  • http://youtube.com/tayo365 Taiyo

    THEY COULD ONLY STAND IN DEFEAT AS THEY FOUND OUT THAT NEITHER THEY NOR THE NETS WOULD GET THE NUMBER ONE DRAFT PICK.

  • DJ

    Jarret Jack wakes up: Are we still getting blown out?

    Everyone simultaneously says: yes… its another repeat of the hawks game

  • Alex z

    Craptors

  • Alex z

    Jarret: maybe if I hide my face I’ll be mistaken for Vince Carter….

  • Paddy

    The NBA: Where Bryan Colangelo wins Executive of the Year two times happens

  • Cain

    Amir: We couldn’t do it….
    Jose: It’s ok. We’ll make the Playoffs next year.
    Amir: Playoffs? I was trying to impress the ladies behind us.
    Jack: Aw Man, you going down!

  • http://@MrRavi_PorVida(Twitter) Ravi

    As the Raptors collectively think, “Do you think our team will be hot next season if we get Drake on the remix?”

  • BrandoCommando

    Hedo: Mmmmmmm pizza and sprite…
    Jose: I hope I start next year…
    Amir: Why is Bargnani on right now?
    Jarrett: This is just a dream, a bad, bad dream…

  • Brendan Wills

    Amir- i dont get no playing time man im a bum.
    Jarret- I cant believe this S**t
    Jose- Me either!
    Hedo- I know i signed to try and get the raptors to the playoffs and now were losing to the nets!

  • Kyle S

    Amir: Come on Chris! Just 1 more push up!!

    Jarret: I can watch this any more…

    Jose: I think i just won my bet.. Reggie! wheres my money?!

    Hedo: I wonder how much those nacho’s are…

  • Cody Masden

    Hedo: Is that Chris peeing on the raptors logo?
    Jose: Oh my gosh it is! Jarett look
    Jarett: Im not looking, you cant make me!

  • Cody Masden

    hedo: is that Chris peeing on the raptors logo?
    Jose: oh my gosh it is! Jarret look
    Jarett: Im not looking you cant make me
    Amir: Oh thats foul

  • Phil S

    Amir:”I knew.”
    Jarett:”Why am I just NOW hearing about this?!?”
    Jose: “The pay is now similiar…”
    Hedo:”…and we would’ve won three Euroleague titles by now.”

  • John Blyskis

    The Toronto Raptors: Where Embarrassment Happens

  • Scott Jandreau

    i forgot to tell them when i sighnd that big deal i dont play D and i love riden the Bench

  • JayChau

    “We’re just rehearsing how we should look when Bosh plays against us in another uniform. No big deal.”

  • Bryan Leung

    “BAWL!”

  • http://theofanos3211523Athens,Greece John Villanueva

    “Toronto Raptors sucks”

  • Darryl White

    Tukogolo: Why couldn’t I stay with Orlando?
    Calderon: Why couldn’t we have won the Gold Medal?
    Jack: Where is Chris signing so I know where to put my stuff at?
    Johnson: When is this game over?

  • Ray

    OOOH CANADA, WE SUCK!!

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