Has the Onion taken over?
by Alan Paul
So I spent the day immersed in a writing project and not paying any attention to the outside world. I came up for air and saw these two headlines on ESPN’s NBA page:
• Sources: Johnson likely to accept Hawks’ $119M
• Sources: Gooden to sign 5-year deal with Bucks
• Sources: Wolves, Milicic agree to $20M deal
And the first thing that flashed through my head was that the Onion had taken over. It is truly just mind-boggling. I am speechless.