Wednesday, July 14th, 2010 at 1:42 pm  |  243 responses

Sure Shot

They say a picture’s worth 1,000 words. But you only need a couple to win.

Andrew Bynum

And people used to wonder if Andrew Bynum had the desire. Dude dealt with this before bravely taking the court in Game 6 of the Finals. Any idea how to explain this monstrosity he had on his leg? If yes, submit your caption to this picture. Whoever writes the funniest caption will win a dope prize from our vault and see their name in Trash Talk next issue.

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  • Alex B

    The true Black Mamba of L.A.

  • Dave Marr

    Gentlemen, we can rebuild him. We have the technology. We have the capability to build the world’s first bionic NBA center. Andrew Bynum will be that man. Better than he was before. Better, stronger, faster.

  • M.$.TEEZY

    damn how is this gonna compete with rondo’s hyperfuse if he goes hard in the paint

  • http://yahoo.com j.wheel

    “hey man kg only got 1 leg and look where it got him. im good!”

  • http://wellamiwrong.com Dan Passarell

    “I never should have trusted Kobe when he said this shoe deal was a slam dunk, especially after the “Kobe II’s,” and “Crazy 8′s.”

  • http://wellamiwrong.com Dan Passarell

    “I never should have trusted Kobe when he said this shoe deal was a slam dunk, especially after the “Kobe II’s” and “Crazy 8′s.”

  • http://wellamiwrong.com Dan Passarell

    “I wonder if Kwame Brown ever wore one of these.”

  • Chris O.

    I think my ears are broken too, I can’t here my music.

  • Benjamin Gordesky

    (Thinking) …They say I am a warrior for doing this, but I am a Laker…Same state…wrong team…WHOA…Nate, get out of there!

  • Benjamin Gordesky

    I don’t care if that was Shaq’s nickname in Cleveland. I am the real Optimus Prime!!!

  • Benjamin Gordesky

    Oh shoot…these are Ron Artest’s headphones. My leg isn’t the only part that’s going to need repairing.

  • ron paper

    They wrapped the wrong leg (wait to Phil heres this)

  • http://slamonline.com james h. ellis jr

    man i hope this has a full charge on it..and i hope no one finds out i have a bionic leg!

  • ms Georgia Red

    “And people think Kobe’s a hero because he plays with a broken finger.”

  • ms Georgia Red

    “I’d like to see Kobe play with this on.”

  • Brandon

    So this is what it feels like have a leg like optimus prime

  • Amro Manaa

    Damn, I’ve listened to every song on Eminem’s album recovery and my knee is not getting any better

  • Amro Manaa

    It hurts so good

  • http://yahoo sean

    not only will i not play in the finals but my leg looks like a robot but at least i got tunes

  • http://www.twitter.com/devante_star DeVante

    Damn, I go through all of this and Kobe doesn’t even pass the ball to me.

  • James Reman

    “I knew Shaq had big shoes to fill but DAMN, this is ridiculous…”

  • Rinalds

    Damn,that leg will really killing me…

  • shaun mcdonald

    Damn, all I asked for a massage and to get taped up and this is what they do to me?!?

  • shaun mcdonald

    I wonder if they’ll let me bring a golf cart on the cart for warm-up?

  • DraeLaurent

    “With all this free time I wonder if I can try to date one of the Kardashians!”

  • DraeLaurent

    “Do these come in purple in gold?”

  • DraeLaurent

    “with so much drama in the NBA, it’s kinda hard being Andrew on today,
    shout to Kendrick Perkins he thought I would not play, I ain’t sittin on no bench,
    I gotta earn my pay!”

  • kash6

    “i got the magic in me.. “

  • Tim B-H Johnson

    “You stand corrected.. that is his Third leg.allways wear protection ,, Defense Defense Defense”

  • rey vanegas

    follow meeeeee ,2pac voice

  • Zach Newcomb

    “What the hell? Kobe! Kobe! This shit ain’t funny man get this thing off me!”

  • J.Spadez

    Andrew Bynum wants something special in his stocking this Christmas…a good knee.

  • http://spawnofchaos10@hotmail.com david mackin

    Man,i can’t wait for christmas…..

  • Philip Moss

    The Lakers needed something special for the next game, so Jackson authorised… Operation Bynumator!

  • http://slamonline.com thaiceman

    I sure hope this boot will help me kick some bootayyyy…….

  • http://slamonline.com thaiceman

    I wonder if jordan makes a dope pair of these……..

  • Sean McIntee

    ‘Atleast I can live up to Shaq in one way now …..shoe size’

  • DJ McAllister

    takes a long time for the vibrations from these headphones to reach my big foot

  • KB8

    That aint a leg cast, and I’m straddling the table. That’s right ladies, I’m “blessed”.

  • Montrose

    “Patience, Andrew.. after this, it’s just one more leg and two bionic arm replacements, and I’ll finally be just like Tim Duncan.”

  • http://gmail.com Wiz Qadar

    It looks like me and yao have one thing in common… LEG INJURIES

  • Raymond Owens

    “Man, is this 50 pound boot really worth a 2 pound ring… as long as them celtics dont get it.”

  • http://slamonline.com Ben Osborne

    Thanks for all the entries. Look for the winner in SLAM 142, on sale around Sept. 20.

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