Wednesday, July 14th, 2010 at 1:42 pm  |  243 responses

Sure Shot

They say a picture’s worth 1,000 words. But you only need a couple to win.

Andrew Bynum

And people used to wonder if Andrew Bynum had the desire. Dude dealt with this before bravely taking the court in Game 6 of the Finals. Any idea how to explain this monstrosity he had on his leg? If yes, submit your caption to this picture. Whoever writes the funniest caption will win a dope prize from our vault and see their name in Trash Talk next issue.

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  • btyler Posted: Jul.14 at 2:01 pm
    “…my toe itches…”

  • Brian Posted: Jul.14 at 2:07 pm
    “I don’t care what anyone says. Being a robot sucks.”

  • Daniel Posted: Jul.14 at 2:09 pm
    Hyperbolic leg chamber????

  • k Posted: Jul.14 at 2:11 pm
    As long as Kobe can break the defense down, the triangle CAN still run through a one-legged center.

  • k Posted: Jul.14 at 2:13 pm
    “ARRRR…in three years time, there be MY picture next to Magic’s on this wall”

  • Pete Posted: Jul.14 at 2:15 pm
    “Why am I sufferin’ for the freak that wanted my fat @ss out of LA”

  • Thomas Posted: Jul.14 at 2:17 pm
    I have a damn log for a leg.

  • Pete Posted: Jul.14 at 2:19 pm
    “I want some cookies”

  • k Posted: Jul.14 at 2:20 pm
    “ARRRR…in three years time, a further three championships hence, there be MY picture next to Magic’s”

  • Hurricane Posted: Jul.14 at 2:20 pm
    “Someone call Dr. Dre, he’s a real doctor, the doctor who put this thing on my leg is a fraud, these Beats By Dr. Dre are dope too”

  • Ryan Posted: Jul.14 at 2:21 pm
    Andrew Bynums uses NormaTec, the new leg cast that gurantee’s you win an NBA Finals, even if you don’t play!

  • rob stewart Posted: Jul.14 at 2:24 pm
    Frankenstein II

  • Ben Posted: Jul.14 at 2:25 pm
    Get legs like Chuck Norris with Nor-Matec

  • Ben Posted: Jul.14 at 2:26 pm
    Bynum receiving leg and brain treatment

  • william syms Posted: Jul.14 at 2:31 pm
    “Shrimp Gumbo, shrimp salad, shrimp gravy, pretty much anything with shrimp”

  • mandeep sidhu Posted: Jul.14 at 2:45 pm
    “wow, man i still can figure out why they call this thing the Norm – matec,its anything but normal”

  • Oli Posted: Jul.14 at 2:45 pm
    “i can’t believe they put my leg into a body bag”

  • Seth Posted: Jul.14 at 2:49 pm
    “Man, these are not the kind of breakaway pants I had in mind for shoot-around tonight.”

  • Tier Gibbons Posted: Jul.14 at 2:50 pm
    “I wonder If I plug my head phones in my cast will it play the Stanky leg?”

  • JOMAY Posted: Jul.14 at 3:06 pm
    Good thing the legs i bought on eBay arrived in time for the start of the Finals!!!

  • niQ Posted: Jul.14 at 3:09 pm
    “Lonely, I’m Mr. Lonely,
    I have nobody for my own.”

  • Joel Posted: Jul.14 at 3:09 pm
    “Man, I really hope ski bags are considered carry-on, or this is going to get EXPENSIVE.”

  • 919BW1LL Posted: Jul.14 at 3:24 pm
    this penis pump looks nothing like the picture in the magazine.

  • doyouwantmore Posted: Jul.14 at 3:32 pm
    I know the leg’s dead. Phil usually comes back here to start the voodoo zombie ritual about ten minutes before tip-off.

  • dub31582 Posted: Jul.14 at 3:34 pm
    “After resigning Derek Fisher, Derek, Phil Jackson and Kobe Bryant touched Championship rings together and with their Awesomeness combined have transformed Derek Fisher.” LA 2011 NBA Champs!

  • lakers3peat Posted: Jul.14 at 3:48 pm
    weeeeell, looks like i wont be playing soccer anytime soon

  • tomtom Posted: Jul.14 at 4:08 pm
    since yao ming is MIA andrew bynum helps himself to the chinaman’s socks…

  • Ben Posted: Jul.14 at 4:30 pm
    “You jinxed me again Seinfeld. Break a leg…”

  • JL Posted: Jul.14 at 4:45 pm
    i can’t see the future of my career like I can’t see my leg. but at least we’ll win this one. And good thing I signed that 10+mil per year contract!

  • Kent Kanada Posted: Jul.14 at 4:52 pm
    To beat the Celtics, I’m going to have to resort to some extreme ass-kickin.

  • Ali Saadat Posted: Jul.14 at 4:54 pm
    Drew: Half man, half robot, completely unstoppable…if I had 2 good knees.

  • Ian S Posted: Jul.14 at 5:11 pm
    This is what the 6 million dollar man went thru…man i’m worth at least twice that

  • Ry Posted: Jul.14 at 5:54 pm
    Duane Causewell + Sam Bowie = Me, that’s what i’m sayin’!!!

  • bryan Posted: Jul.14 at 6:02 pm
    Dang, Kobe crossed me over in practice and know my foot looks like a black mamba.

  • Troy Posted: Jul.14 at 6:23 pm
    I bet my leg is bigger than Nate Robinson.

  • Jose Posted: Jul.14 at 6:44 pm
    The Andrew Bynum begins it’s healing process by surrounding itself within a pupa…..

  • J-RO Posted: Jul.14 at 6:58 pm
    “no matter what happens….I will never take off this uniform”

  • blkmamba Posted: Jul.14 at 7:00 pm
    Let’s see KG talk tough now that I have that chick from Grindhouse’s gun leg…

  • alexz Posted: Jul.14 at 7:03 pm
    i wonder if i have to play with this on?

  • Tier Posted: Jul.14 at 7:08 pm
    THIS RIGHT HERE IS…. MY…SWAG!!!!

  • traylor Posted: Jul.14 at 7:17 pm
    nba where” not playing, wins you a championship” happens

  • zee! Posted: Jul.14 at 7:22 pm
    Now THIS is an inhaler!

  • alexz Posted: Jul.14 at 7:36 pm
    Bynum stares in silance after being accidently called Kwame…

  • The Seed Posted: Jul.14 at 8:26 pm
    Why in the heck, did Kobe want to trade me for Kidd, not LA fans want me traded for Bosh. Man playing injured should say something?

  • fernando oyarzun Posted: Jul.14 at 8:47 pm
    DAMN kobe!!! just cause i didnt score 10 you cut off my leg.. get me the hell out of L.A.!

  • Andrew Wu Posted: Jul.14 at 9:01 pm
    If i kid-nap nate robinson, i can hide him in here.

  • L Posted: Jul.14 at 10:35 pm
    “Really boot?? I’ll play a full season next year?”

  • KobeWearsAPurpleThong Posted: Jul.14 at 10:51 pm
    “This must-a-been Kobe’s before cuz it says MVP on it. Damn I’m hungry. Hope that girl doesn’t call the cops on me.”

  • sample Posted: Jul.14 at 10:58 pm
    can someone help me? i aint coming home with this,

  • rommel bequillo Posted: Jul.14 at 11:20 pm
    ” i believe i can fly” coz he ‘s listening to music by R. KELLY LOL!

  • roybot Posted: Jul.14 at 11:25 pm
    dang it, i knew i should have gone with surgery instead.

  • NotebookNick Posted: Jul.14 at 11:33 pm
    Damn that Willis Reed, raising expectations for us big guys. . .

  • The Philosopher Posted: Jul.14 at 11:45 pm
    I wonder what Rhianna’s doing…

  • sample Posted: Jul.15 at 12:54 am
    dang, how can i turn this thing on?

  • Jacory Posted: Jul.15 at 2:25 am
    Yo I can’t believe it. My game is too smooth and sharp… I’m tall, dark and handsome…I’m even Lamar’s favorite teammate! How could this happen??? I mean, what kind of corny name is Miles Austin anyway.

  • benny Posted: Jul.15 at 3:04 am
    Yup…this will fit Perkins just fine.

  • Tarzan Cooper Posted: Jul.15 at 3:13 am
    “greg oden aint got siht on me, mines way bigger”

  • Tarzan Cooper Posted: Jul.15 at 3:17 am
    “greg oden aint got nothin on me, mines way bigger”

  • Tarzan Cooper Posted: Jul.15 at 3:18 am
    cool, now the first one wants to appear…”greg uses xxxl rubbers, what he know bout this? xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxl trojans!”

  • Aristotle Posted: Jul.15 at 5:40 am
    Now how do you get that other leg in there?

  • hendry Posted: Jul.15 at 7:03 am
    “Im so lucky i didnt play for the golden state warriors or the phoenix suns….”

  • Tier Posted: Jul.15 at 9:40 am
    Whoa… when the hell did I get asthma ?

  • Drolfe Posted: Jul.15 at 9:54 am
    ‘Normatec? More like Ab-normatec! Right doc?’

  • Drolfe Posted: Jul.15 at 9:57 am
    Andrew Bynum, already jaded by that Curb Your Enthusiasm episode, woke up to discover another reason not to trust Lakers team doctors on his right leg.

  • jumpman3224 Posted: Jul.15 at 9:59 am
    After this, ya’ll better not trade me to Canada for RuPaul.

  • Ryan Posted: Jul.15 at 10:38 am
    I wonder if they’ll need to put one of these on my legs too…

  • Josh M Posted: Jul.15 at 10:39 am
    One.Be.L.O (initials L.O)

  • Josh M Posted: Jul.15 at 10:40 am
    ^wrong one

  • DDB Posted: Jul.15 at 10:42 am
    “Guitar case, Ha! Imagine how many guns Delonte could fit into this thing!”

  • Bigi Posted: Jul.15 at 10:56 am
    Why did Mr. Vitti put my leg into Muggsy Bogues sleeping bag?

  • mgballer Posted: Jul.15 at 10:59 am
    “i’d do anything to have Kevin Garnett’s Leg right now…”

  • Estevan Longoria Posted: Jul.15 at 12:32 pm
    aaaaa doc WHAT IS THIS THING ON MY LEG

  • Hambone Posted: Jul.15 at 12:43 pm
    “these new i-pods are a bit big”

  • The Black Rick Kamla Posted: Jul.15 at 12:47 pm
    *Andrew Bynum to his knee* ‘Hey man I’m ready when you are’ ….lol

  • Nova Posted: Jul.15 at 1:10 pm
    By cutting of my real leg and putting on this robotic one, i am now a cyborg that wont get hurt and acually reach my potential!

  • Nova Posted: Jul.15 at 1:11 pm
    Theyre calling me Bubble Boy now…

  • Alf Posted: Jul.15 at 1:43 pm
    Bynum: “No Monta, I didn’t do this off a moped”

  • Dylan P. Posted: Jul.15 at 1:47 pm
    ” If this is Ron and Kobe’s idea for a welcoming present, I wouldn’t mind getting traded.”

  • Dimao Brasi Posted: Jul.15 at 1:55 pm
    “First directive: Serve the fans of LA Lakers.”

  • Taranvir Sandhu Posted: Jul.15 at 1:57 pm
    This thing is actually….comfy!

  • jae Posted: Jul.15 at 2:03 pm
    damn my legs are long….

  • Tim W Posted: Jul.15 at 2:08 pm
    So, it’s come to this…

  • Spaceship Jay Posted: Jul.15 at 2:23 pm
    Darth Vader voice; “How.. is Raja? Is he.. alright? We didn’t sign him?! I KNEW we signed him! I FELT IT! NOOOOOOOO!!”

  • Juaneezy F. Baby Posted: Jul.15 at 4:02 pm
    NormaTec. The black mans’ fleshlight.

  • Samuel K Posted: Jul.15 at 7:24 pm
    This Portal to pandora seems to only fit my leg, oh yeah i play center in the NBA!

  • EJ Posted: Jul.16 at 4:19 am
    Yeah that’s right, I use Earl Boykins’ body bag as a condom.

  • Jarvhitz Posted: Jul.16 at 4:23 am
    i wish they had two of these legs warmers in my size!

  • tsolman Posted: Jul.16 at 7:35 am
    MJ said that if i could fit in here i will be just like him!

  • frednetick Posted: Jul.16 at 1:47 pm
    God damm it i ordered a lebronleg not that black scum bag !

  • Tommy Rothman Posted: Jul.16 at 5:34 pm
    Bynum: “whens the BYNATRON 17 goin up on this wall?”

  • Tommy Rothman Posted: Jul.16 at 5:36 pm
    BYNUM: “if im gonna guard kendrick perkins, i gotta put myself in his shoes.”

  • Tommy Rothman Posted: Jul.16 at 5:41 pm
    Bynum: “time to terminate”

  • Tommy Rothman Posted: Jul.16 at 5:42 pm
    “yo Willis Reed, ima let you finish, but my playing tonite is gonna be the greatest feel good story of all time!!”

  • Maxim Dickieson Posted: Jul.16 at 8:53 pm
    Bynum thinking “Does this mean I have to have surgury”

  • austin Posted: Jul.16 at 9:01 pm
    kobe: *faceplam* come on bynum stop listing to music we have a championship to win,…..willl at least i do (since bynum can’t play)

  • hitman Posted: Jul.16 at 10:26 pm
    bynum: I wonder if Dr.Dre could give me some fresh beats. After all I am on the Lakers. If only he was a doctor he could fix my leg- oh, right.

  • snuff Posted: Jul.17 at 12:55 am
    bynum: this sucks more than being decapitated by shaq when i was a rook

  • WHOPPER Posted: Jul.17 at 7:14 am
    ‘Well seeing as Gary Coleman’s remains were cremated, they had to use his body bag for something…’

  • Trevor Karnofski Posted: Jul.17 at 7:25 pm
    I asked for a foot massage and next thing I know, I’ve got a bionic leg like Luke Skywalker’s arm.

  • jtrhyanes@gmail.com Posted: Jul.18 at 3:33 pm
    i spent all my savings on this mvp leg! now i can kick phil jackson in the head to give me more playing time!

  • Patrick Hafel Posted: Jul.18 at 8:01 pm
    And all they wanna talk about is Kobe’s finger…

  • Zach C. Posted: Jul.18 at 8:57 pm
    Andrew Bynum: Am I going to have to play with this on ?!

  • Zach C. Posted: Jul.18 at 8:58 pm
    Bynum: I fell asleep for one minute, how the hell did they get this on so fast?!

  • LeftyLee Posted: Jul.18 at 9:24 pm
    I wonder what song he’s listenin to. Walk it out??

  • Stew Kraintz Posted: Jul.18 at 10:07 pm
    “The funny thing is that most people think thats my leg in there…. And they thought Greg Oden was well hung!”

  • simon white Posted: Jul.19 at 4:28 am
    “The sleeping bag don’t fit…”

  • Oleg S Posted: Jul.19 at 12:10 pm
    DAMN. What was i thinkin’?

  • Brandon Harrison Posted: Jul.19 at 12:56 pm
    Thinking: “…so this is what happens if you don’t say Queensbridge!”

  • MYKAH HORRELL Posted: Jul.19 at 3:35 pm
    Andrew:I Wonder if the saying “Break A Leg” Counts In Basketball?

  • Ryan Hamilton Posted: Jul.19 at 10:06 pm
    I wonder if this’ll finally give me a leg up on the competition?

  • eshawn Posted: Jul.19 at 10:15 pm
    wow good thing im not playin soccer

  • eshawn Posted: Jul.19 at 10:16 pm
    wow good thing im not playing FIFA

  • Sande Posted: Jul.19 at 10:22 pm
    “We all gather here today to celebrate the life of Patella…..”

  • Sande Posted: Jul.19 at 10:24 pm
    “I shouldn’t have signed with Normatec for a shoe deal”

  • Ray Posted: Jul.19 at 10:26 pm
    “I shouldn’t have signed a shoe deal with Normatec”

  • Corey Kiefer Posted: Jul.19 at 10:37 pm
    Damn, that playgirl was heavier than I thought… Look at me now.

  • Timothy Posted: Jul.19 at 11:31 pm
    Dang Part RoboCop part Justin Beiber Fan

  • brando commando Posted: Jul.19 at 11:52 pm
    “With this bionic leg made by NASA, I will be able to play in the finals and jump higher than Pau!”

  • Ruben Pacheco Posted: Jul.20 at 1:33 am
    Why did Mbenga want me to stick my leg in sulfuric acid?

  • itzbilly Posted: Jul.20 at 2:10 am
    “I hope my foot doesn’t stink up the court”

  • thecoolnerd Posted: Jul.20 at 11:45 am
    bodybag

  • thecoolnerd Posted: Jul.20 at 11:48 am
    oh hey i was just tryn on the body bags of the Boston Celtics “Old 3″

  • thecoolnerd Posted: Jul.20 at 11:50 am
    oh hey i was just trying on the bodybags of the Boston Celtics “Old 3″

  • Sizzle Posted: Jul.20 at 1:24 pm
    “I wonder if Detox will ever drop…?”

  • James Herincx Posted: Jul.20 at 1:34 pm
    Damn… An this sleeping bag was a LARGE!!!??

  • adrian Posted: Jul.20 at 3:49 pm
    katy perry blastin the headphones, “Man, i wish i was a California Girl..”

  • adrian Posted: Jul.20 at 3:50 pm
    katy perry blastin the headphones, “Man, i wish i was a California Girl..”

  • adrian Posted: Jul.20 at 3:50 pm
    katy perry blastin the headphones, “Man, i wish i was a California Girl..”

  • Lagac Posted: Jul.20 at 6:23 pm
    “Damn, last year’s brace was a lot smaller.”

  • zanerr Posted: Jul.20 at 6:26 pm
    “I am so getting Artest back for this one”, but for know ill have to let my leg regenerate.

  • zanerr Posted: Jul.20 at 6:28 pm
    I told them it was just the flu but nooooo ahhh well at least i have katy perry on the ear phones

  • Timothy Posted: Jul.20 at 8:01 pm
    “Part RoboCop……Part Justin Beiber fan”

  • Timothy Posted: Jul.20 at 8:02 pm
    “Look Ma Imma TriPod!!!!”

  • Mike D Posted: Jul.20 at 11:06 pm
    maybe i should tell my mom to stop sending my winter socks because it ain’t that cold in LA

  • Phillip K Posted: Jul.21 at 1:06 am
    dead or alive knee, you’re coming with me

  • Cam Posted: Jul.21 at 1:46 am
    “Does this come in yellow and purple?”

  • Lagac Posted: Jul.21 at 2:11 am
    “Hmm, maybe that contract extension can afford me a new leg”

  • Lagac Posted: Jul.21 at 2:17 am
    “Surgery isn’t such a bad idea, I mean it’s only the Finals”

  • Lagac Posted: Jul.21 at 2:19 am
    “I definitely should have got surgery, I mean its only the Finals”

  • Lagac Posted: Jul.21 at 2:23 am
    “Man this treatment never works, I guess Mbenga’s gettin’ some minutes tonight”

  • Lagac Posted: Jul.21 at 2:51 am
    “I hope this doesn’t mean I’m getting traded next season”

  • jeff Posted: Jul.21 at 3:00 am
    Drew: “I heard Wilt went through thousands of these.”

  • Cyrus Mehrfar Posted: Jul.21 at 3:12 am
    Hey at least I didn’t do it snowboarding, I can always count on Vlad “Space Cadet” Rad to make me look good

  • Michael Posted: Jul.21 at 9:07 am
    Um doc, I have to use the bathroom.

  • Neil Barry Posted: Jul.21 at 3:28 pm
    “Man these new headphones are dope, but I don’t know about this new Ipod charger.”

  • Noah Posted: Jul.21 at 9:35 pm
    ” I wonder when the league’s gonna find out about my robotic leg”

  • ben mou Posted: Jul.22 at 6:23 am
    my leg make me fill like bynenatorrrr

  • Aviel Shirian Posted: Jul.22 at 12:04 pm
    I could use a hamburger right now
    I’m so Dam Hungry

  • Dillon Faulkner Posted: Jul.22 at 6:13 pm
    Crap, i think i’m gunna need a bigger sleeping bag but hey, look at the bright side, at least my classical music is relaxing.

  • Dillon Faulkner Posted: Jul.22 at 6:18 pm
    Where am I? Why is my leg in a bag? Why am i listening to opera? What are all of these weird machines and wires for?

  • RayRay Posted: Jul.22 at 7:16 pm
    MY KNEE… MY BACK… MY KNEE & MY BACK! (FRIDAY REFERENCE)

  • Jordan Nafekh Posted: Jul.22 at 8:26 pm
    “These beats are great, now if only i could get this itch…”

  • Kris Fernandez Posted: Jul.22 at 8:46 pm
    Damn, and I thought Greg Oden’s was big…

  • jeff Posted: Jul.23 at 12:58 am
    hopefully kobe doesn’t see me with this on…these are his headphones

  • gary Posted: Jul.23 at 7:51 pm
    Has it been four hours yet?

  • zion davis Posted: Jul.23 at 8:46 pm
    i wonder how i’m going to play with this

  • Christian Espiritu Posted: Jul.23 at 8:55 pm
    “Paging Andrew Bynum, Tiger wants his 9 iron back.”

  • Ian Posted: Jul.23 at 10:50 pm
    “if your condition persists for more than 4 hours……..”

  • Nima Novin Posted: Jul.24 at 12:28 am
    Young Andrew takes the phrase “We’re shipping you to New Orleans for Chris Paul literally” and begins packaging himself for pick-up.

  • Nima Novin Posted: Jul.24 at 12:32 am
    Young Andrew takes the phrase “We’re shipping you to New Orleans for Chris Paul” literally and begins packaging himself for pick-up.

  • k slay Posted: Jul.24 at 3:00 am
    beep…………beep……beep….beep…..beep….WE CAN REBUILD HIM WE HAVE HE TECHNOLOGY…..(START HUMMING THEME TO 6MIL DOLLAR MAN)……..WE CAN MAKE HIM BETTER THAN BEFORE…..STRONGER….FASTER…..DO,DO,DO,DOOOOOO…..LOL

  • Tyshawn Stout Posted: Jul.24 at 4:35 am
    “Darth Vader ain’t got $%&@ on me!!!”

  • Joe Guthrie Posted: Jul.24 at 4:58 pm
    Herman Monster transforms into NBA center

  • Joe Guthrie Posted: Jul.24 at 4:59 pm
    Oh….and I haven’t smoked in years!

  • Matt Posted: Jul.24 at 6:24 pm
    I wish this time chamber would take my knee back to how it was before this season…or last season, I forget how many times this has happened..

  • Kyle Kampling Posted: Jul.25 at 1:04 am
    What you can’t see in the picture is that Andrew’s right leg is hanging off the other side of the table.

  • Nate C Posted: Jul.25 at 11:06 pm
    Tracy Morgan signs one-year deal with Lakers: pending physical

  • Ed Martinez Posted: Jul.26 at 5:54 am
    Andrew Bynum receives some high-tech treatment before game six of the Finals. Somewhere Willis Reed is snickering.

  • Erik Misleh Posted: Jul.26 at 11:52 am
    I am really straddeling the table.

  • Erik Misleh Posted: Jul.26 at 11:54 am
    “I am really Straddeling the table”

  • jdogg23 Posted: Jul.26 at 4:19 pm
    This is so much more fun than it looks like P.S. ” This is so boring “

  • Chris Chavez Posted: Jul.26 at 10:35 pm
    “I can’t feel my leg…..but I can taste that ring.”

  • rey vanegas Posted: Jul.27 at 12:11 am
    “try to gettt the last shoootttt” I was measuring it the whole time, I knew I had too knock it downnn”

  • kk Posted: Jul.27 at 2:03 am
    Man I better be getting rings and a payday for what I’ve gone through… O wait

  • Lagac Posted: Jul.27 at 2:09 am
    “I bet Willis Reed wishes he had one of these bad boys”

  • Inferno Posted: Jul.27 at 2:46 am
    So, this is what a magnum feels like!

  • rc4 Posted: Jul.27 at 6:54 am
    “Magic Johnson Looks Hurt,And So Am I”

  • James Nelson Posted: Jul.27 at 11:45 am
    Man, this is the last time I buy shoes online!

  • James Nelson Posted: Jul.27 at 11:48 am
    Having a signature shoe is way Harder than I thought it would be!

  • Ricky Murrell Posted: Jul.27 at 2:12 pm
    I AM IRON MAN!!!

  • Ian Kellogg Posted: Jul.27 at 5:58 pm
    I wish Taio Cruz coulda told me he was only gonna, “break break my break break my leg.”

  • brandon hughes Posted: Jul.28 at 5:53 pm
    Thanks shaq for letting me borrow ur leg

  • Ben Makowski Posted: Jul.28 at 10:40 pm
    If I keep this up, ima be walkin like the tin man from the Wizard of Oz.

  • Lagac Posted: Jul.28 at 11:57 pm
    “Now I know what they mean when they say the Lakers have some serious length”

  • Shon Kuhn Posted: Jul.29 at 11:57 am
    you know im only wearing this because it looks cool

  • NBA Kid Posted: Jul.29 at 1:59 pm
    (Looks around at all the wires) I shouldn’t have taken that damn red pill…

  • str8 from samoa Posted: Jul.29 at 10:41 pm
    andrew by’anotherleg

  • Lagac Posted: Jul.30 at 12:54 am
    “Um, can’t we just use Phil’s Zen stuff?”

  • Chad Hunt Posted: Jul.30 at 11:21 am
    Bynum- Man, now I got to pee.

  • hitman Posted: Jul.30 at 11:05 pm
    bynum: Yo, Dre, my ipod needs to get charged! Dre? Is he with kobe again?! Fine! I’m taking off his headphones! Wait. Eminem’s with tayshaun, 50 cent with amar’e. Oh Mr. Nicholson!

  • Terrance Lewis Posted: Jul.31 at 3:07 pm
    Maybe Kendrick could use this when i’m done.

  • vincent Posted: Jul.31 at 8:24 pm
    sasha is no longer “the machine”

  • david Posted: Jul.31 at 9:45 pm
    MAN, I HOPE THIS LEG WORKS BETTER THAN THE LAST ONE

  • Josh Posted: Aug.1 at 12:58 am
    “It’s times like these I wish I had a Quarter Pounder meal.”

  • Cammeron Neely Posted: Aug.2 at 2:20 pm
    “dang i wish someone would have warned me ron was doing a re enactment of his brawl at the palace”

  • Tim Posted: Aug.3 at 2:54 am
    Dwight Howard can be Superman all he wants, I’m Optimus Prime in this piece!

  • KB8 Posted: Aug.3 at 4:56 pm
    There’s no rabbit coming out of that hole. Kobe lied to me.

  • Chad Belprez Posted: Aug.3 at 8:07 pm
    That new female trainer looks a whole lot better from behind…

  • the Dude Posted: Aug.3 at 11:58 pm
    “Kobe told me to relax and now my jersey’s all wet. Oh well, no use complaining- it’s all about team.”

  • Ryan Posted: Aug.4 at 3:38 am
    Bynum: Ooooh Santa came early this year, I can’t wait to unwrap my new leg!

  • Alex B Posted: Aug.4 at 4:37 am
    The true Black Mamba of L.A.

  • Dave Marr Posted: Aug.5 at 1:33 am
    Gentlemen, we can rebuild him. We have the technology. We have the capability to build the world’s first bionic NBA center. Andrew Bynum will be that man. Better than he was before. Better, stronger, faster.

  • M.$.TEEZY Posted: Aug.5 at 2:41 pm
    damn how is this gonna compete with rondo’s hyperfuse if he goes hard in the paint

  • j.wheel Posted: Aug.5 at 5:39 pm
    “hey man kg only got 1 leg and look where it got him. im good!”

  • Dan Passarell Posted: Aug.5 at 9:56 pm
    “I never should have trusted Kobe when he said this shoe deal was a slam dunk, especially after the “Kobe II’s,” and “Crazy 8′s.”

  • Dan Passarell Posted: Aug.5 at 9:59 pm
    “I never should have trusted Kobe when he said this shoe deal was a slam dunk, especially after the “Kobe II’s” and “Crazy 8′s.”

  • Dan Passarell Posted: Aug.5 at 10:04 pm
    “I wonder if Kwame Brown ever wore one of these.”

  • Chris O. Posted: Aug.6 at 2:58 am
    I think my ears are broken too, I can’t here my music.

  • Benjamin Gordesky Posted: Aug.7 at 5:59 pm
    (Thinking) …They say I am a warrior for doing this, but I am a Laker…Same state…wrong team…WHOA…Nate, get out of there!

  • Benjamin Gordesky Posted: Aug.7 at 6:04 pm
    I don’t care if that was Shaq’s nickname in Cleveland. I am the real Optimus Prime!!!

  • Benjamin Gordesky Posted: Aug.7 at 6:08 pm
    Oh shoot…these are Ron Artest’s headphones. My leg isn’t the only part that’s going to need repairing.

  • ron paper Posted: Aug.8 at 12:08 am
    They wrapped the wrong leg (wait to Phil heres this)

  • james h. ellis jr Posted: Aug.8 at 3:39 am
    man i hope this has a full charge on it..and i hope no one finds out i have a bionic leg!

  • ms Georgia Red Posted: Aug.8 at 8:35 pm
    “And people think Kobe’s a hero because he plays with a broken finger.”

  • ms Georgia Red Posted: Aug.8 at 8:38 pm
    “I’d like to see Kobe play with this on.”

  • Brandon Posted: Aug.10 at 7:17 pm
    So this is what it feels like have a leg like optimus prime

  • Amro Manaa Posted: Aug.11 at 1:11 am
    Damn, I’ve listened to every song on Eminem’s album recovery and my knee is not getting any better

  • Amro Manaa Posted: Aug.11 at 1:16 am
    It hurts so good

  • sean Posted: Aug.11 at 11:11 pm
    not only will i not play in the finals but my leg looks like a robot but at least i got tunes

  • DeVante Posted: Aug.12 at 3:55 pm
    Damn, I go through all of this and Kobe doesn’t even pass the ball to me.

  • James Reman Posted: Aug.13 at 7:09 pm
    “I knew Shaq had big shoes to fill but DAMN, this is ridiculous…”

  • Rinalds Posted: Aug.14 at 6:19 pm
    Damn,that leg will really killing me…

  • shaun mcdonald Posted: Aug.16 at 12:16 pm
    Damn, all I asked for a massage and to get taped up and this is what they do to me?!?

  • shaun mcdonald Posted: Aug.16 at 12:16 pm
    I wonder if they’ll let me bring a golf cart on the cart for warm-up?

  • DraeLaurent Posted: Aug.16 at 12:45 pm
    “With all this free time I wonder if I can try to date one of the Kardashians!”

  • DraeLaurent Posted: Aug.16 at 12:50 pm
    “Do these come in purple in gold?”

  • DraeLaurent Posted: Aug.16 at 12:58 pm
    “with so much drama in the NBA, it’s kinda hard being Andrew on today,
    shout to Kendrick Perkins he thought I would not play, I ain’t sittin on no bench,
    I gotta earn my pay!”

  • kash6 Posted: Aug.17 at 1:46 am
    “i got the magic in me.. “

  • Tim B-H Johnson Posted: Aug.20 at 10:08 am
    “You stand corrected.. that is his Third leg.allways wear protection ,, Defense Defense Defense”

  • rey vanegas Posted: Aug.21 at 2:18 am
    follow meeeeee ,2pac voice

  • Zach Newcomb Posted: Aug.21 at 11:36 am
    “What the hell? Kobe! Kobe! This shit ain’t funny man get this thing off me!”

  • J.Spadez Posted: Aug.22 at 12:09 am
    Andrew Bynum wants something special in his stocking this Christmas…a good knee.

  • david mackin Posted: Aug.22 at 7:32 am
    Man,i can’t wait for christmas…..

  • Philip Moss Posted: Aug.22 at 9:38 am
    The Lakers needed something special for the next game, so Jackson authorised… Operation Bynumator!

  • thaiceman Posted: Aug.23 at 1:04 pm
    I sure hope this boot will help me kick some bootayyyy…….

  • thaiceman Posted: Aug.23 at 1:06 pm
    I wonder if jordan makes a dope pair of these……..

  • Sean McIntee Posted: Aug.23 at 9:14 pm
    ‘Atleast I can live up to Shaq in one way now …..shoe size’

  • DJ McAllister Posted: Aug.26 at 9:31 pm
    takes a long time for the vibrations from these headphones to reach my big foot

  • KB8 Posted: Aug.28 at 10:40 am
    That aint a leg cast, and I’m straddling the table. That’s right ladies, I’m “blessed”.

  • Montrose Posted: Aug.29 at 1:45 pm
    “Patience, Andrew.. after this, it’s just one more leg and two bionic arm replacements, and I’ll finally be just like Tim Duncan.”

  • Wiz Qadar Posted: Aug.31 at 1:56 am
    It looks like me and yao have one thing in common… LEG INJURIES

  • Raymond Owens Posted: Aug.31 at 3:45 pm
    “Man, is this 50 pound boot really worth a 2 pound ring… as long as them celtics dont get it.”

  • Ben Osborne Posted: Sep.5 at 12:24 am
    Thanks for all the entries. Look for the winner in SLAM 142, on sale around Sept. 20.