Wednesday, July 14th, 2010 at 1:42 pm  |  243 responses

Sure Shot

They say a picture’s worth 1,000 words. But you only need a couple to win.

Andrew Bynum

And people used to wonder if Andrew Bynum had the desire. Dude dealt with this before bravely taking the court in Game 6 of the Finals. Any idea how to explain this monstrosity he had on his leg? If yes, submit your caption to this picture. Whoever writes the funniest caption will win a dope prize from our vault and see their name in Trash Talk next issue.

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  • http://Slam? RayRay

    MY KNEE… MY BACK… MY KNEE & MY BACK! (FRIDAY REFERENCE)

  • Jordan Nafekh

    “These beats are great, now if only i could get this itch…”

  • http://www.WetheroleTV.com Kris Fernandez

    Damn, and I thought Greg Oden’s was big…

  • jeff

    hopefully kobe doesn’t see me with this on…these are his headphones

  • gary

    Has it been four hours yet?

  • zion davis

    i wonder how i’m going to play with this

  • Christian Espiritu

    “Paging Andrew Bynum, Tiger wants his 9 iron back.”

  • Ian

    “if your condition persists for more than 4 hours……..”

  • Nima Novin

    Young Andrew takes the phrase “We’re shipping you to New Orleans for Chris Paul literally” and begins packaging himself for pick-up.

  • Nima Novin

    Young Andrew takes the phrase “We’re shipping you to New Orleans for Chris Paul” literally and begins packaging himself for pick-up.

  • http://slam k slay

    beep…………beep……beep….beep…..beep….WE CAN REBUILD HIM WE HAVE HE TECHNOLOGY…..(START HUMMING THEME TO 6MIL DOLLAR MAN)……..WE CAN MAKE HIM BETTER THAN BEFORE…..STRONGER….FASTER…..DO,DO,DO,DOOOOOO…..LOL

  • Tyshawn Stout

    “Darth Vader ain’t got $%&@ on me!!!”

  • Joe Guthrie

    Herman Monster transforms into NBA center

  • Joe Guthrie

    Oh….and I haven’t smoked in years!

  • Matt

    I wish this time chamber would take my knee back to how it was before this season…or last season, I forget how many times this has happened..

  • Kyle Kampling

    What you can’t see in the picture is that Andrew’s right leg is hanging off the other side of the table.

  • Nate C

    Tracy Morgan signs one-year deal with Lakers: pending physical

  • Ed Martinez

    Andrew Bynum receives some high-tech treatment before game six of the Finals. Somewhere Willis Reed is snickering.

  • Erik Misleh

    I am really straddeling the table.

  • http://slamonline.com Erik Misleh

    “I am really Straddeling the table”

  • http://jordyb12@embarqmail.com jdogg23

    This is so much more fun than it looks like

    P.S. ” This is so boring “

  • Chris Chavez

    “I can’t feel my leg…..but I can taste that ring.”

  • rey vanegas

    “try to gettt the last shoootttt” I was measuring it the whole time, I knew I had too knock it downnn”

  • kk

    Man I better be getting rings and a payday for what I’ve gone through… O wait

  • Lagac

    “I bet Willis Reed wishes he had one of these bad boys”

  • Inferno

    So, this is what a magnum feels like!

  • rc4

    “Magic Johnson Looks Hurt,And So Am I”

  • James Nelson

    Man, this is the last time I buy shoes online!

  • James Nelson

    Having a signature shoe is way Harder than I thought it would be!

  • Ricky Murrell

    I AM IRON MAN!!!

  • http://www.google.com/mail Ian Kellogg

    I wish Taio Cruz coulda told me he was only gonna, “break break my break break my leg.”

  • brandon hughes

    Thanks shaq for letting me borrow ur leg

  • Ben Makowski

    If I keep this up, ima be walkin like the tin man from the Wizard of Oz.

  • Lagac

    “Now I know what they mean when they say the Lakers have some serious length”

  • Shon Kuhn

    you know im only wearing this because it looks cool

  • NBA Kid

    (Looks around at all the wires) I shouldn’t have taken that damn red pill…

  • str8 from samoa

    andrew by’anotherleg

  • Lagac

    “Um, can’t we just use Phil’s Zen stuff?”

  • http://chadlhunt@yahoo.com Chad Hunt

    Bynum- Man, now I got to pee.

  • hitman

    bynum: Yo, Dre, my ipod needs to get charged! Dre? Is he with kobe again?! Fine! I’m taking off his headphones! Wait. Eminem’s with tayshaun, 50 cent with amar’e. Oh Mr. Nicholson!

  • Terrance Lewis

    Maybe Kendrick could use this when i’m done.

  • vincent

    sasha is no longer “the machine”

  • david

    MAN, I HOPE THIS LEG WORKS BETTER THAN THE LAST ONE

  • Josh

    “It’s times like these I wish I had a Quarter Pounder meal.”

  • Cammeron Neely

    “dang i wish someone would have warned me ron was doing a re enactment of his brawl at the palace”

  • Tim

    Dwight Howard can be Superman all he wants, I’m Optimus Prime in this piece!

  • KB8

    There’s no rabbit coming out of that hole. Kobe lied to me.

  • Chad Belprez

    That new female trainer looks a whole lot better from behind…

  • the Dude

    “Kobe told me to relax and now my jersey’s all wet. Oh well, no use complaining- it’s all about team.”

  • Ryan

    Bynum: Ooooh Santa came early this year, I can’t wait to unwrap my new leg!

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