Wednesday, July 14th, 2010 at 1:44 pm  |  308 responses

What’s My Name?

Lamar Odom needs one.

Lamar Odom

At 6-10, 230 pounds, Lamar Odom might be the most talented player currently in the League to never have made an All-Star team. He can do it all: shoot, pass, dribble, rebound, you name it. He’s cemented his role on the Lakers as a solid bench player, capable of utilizing his point-forward role to supreme effect. So what’s holding him back? Inconsistency. Nevertheless, this two-time NBA champion needs a nickname, lest he be stuck in the shadow of inconsistency and E! Channel programming for the rest of his life.

Whoever has the best nickname will win a dope prize from the SLAM vault and get their name in Trash Talk next month.

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  • KB8

    LO.J

  • Montrose

    The Odometer

    Or, for the Laker’s success with him coming off the bench this year, being able to play all 5 positions, plus said sixth man role, and finally plus his aptitude for having many different , as Timmy used to say, Skeelz (Low post scoring, the three, ball handling, distributing, rebounding, playmaking, choose your combo):

    The Sixth Sense.

  • Evan

    Lord Licorice

  • Raymond Owens

    The Above Average Joe

  • Bryce

    Mars

  • KB8

    Odom-inator

  • manny

    Lamar O (so) DUMB represents his amazing ability to make the stupidest and least thought out decisions on the basketball court. Some games however he decides to pick it up and drops 20 n 10

  • http://slamonline.com Ben Osborne

    Thanks for all the entries. Look for the winner in SLAM 142, on sale around Sept. 20.

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