Wednesday, July 14th, 2010 at 1:44 pm | 308 responses
What’s My Name?
Lamar Odom needs one.

At 6-10, 230 pounds, Lamar Odom might be the most talented player currently in the League to never have made an All-Star team. He can do it all: shoot, pass, dribble, rebound, you name it. He’s cemented his role on the Lakers as a solid bench player, capable of utilizing his point-forward role to supreme effect. So what’s holding him back? Inconsistency. Nevertheless, this two-time NBA champion needs a nickname, lest he be stuck in the shadow of inconsistency and E! Channel programming for the rest of his life.
Whoever has the best nickname will win a dope prize from the SLAM vault and get their name in Trash Talk next month.
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mr. i can do anything on the court, i just don’t want to.
the super-sub
The True 6TH MAN
Lucky Number Seven
Lucky Number Slevin
Lo Man
Can I
Star Crunch
Candy Yam
Milk Dud
Agent Seven
The ODOMeter.
MODO-ODOM!
Red Eyed Bandit
Zig Zag
L
the big O
The Statfiller
Candyman
2. O-Smart
I’m going with Choc Box: goes of forrest gump you know? “You never know what you gonna get”
lefty lamar
lethargic lamar
candy bar lamar
“Snack Time” it is.
“NY’s Swiss Army Knife” hes jus that versitile.
Mr Versatile
Mr Fantastic
Lamar “the hollywood” Odom
or
2. Lamar “Sour Patch” Odom–cause he loves candy
That’s what it’s like to root for LO. And that’s why I say, “His name is ‘The E Channel.”
2. Sidewinder- if kobe’s the black mamba, this guy’s the sidewinder. his game, body (?) and skills also describes this type of snake.
3.
Because he loves candy and plays the triangle offense.
2.
“Question” or “Q”.
the lion king
Cuz whats always in a goody back? Candy! and everything else you can imagine and thats what L.O. brings to the Lakers.
Lamar “Rock the Boards” Odom, The Controller
Big L
Lamar ‘Mr. Intangibles’ Odom
Head Sanford (Fred Sanford)
Shawty L-O (rapper Shawty Lo)
Mr. Got Em 4 Tha L-O
Mr. Clean (cause he clean up them rebounds)
Elmer Dudd(Elmer Fudd and he chocolate like a milk Dud)
Lucky Number Slevin
King Cobra since Kobe’s the Black Mamba and he Kobe’s wingman plus he aint as deasdly as The Black Mamba)
Cause he got everything you need