Friday, August 13th, 2010 at 11:00 am  |  29 responses

21 Questions: The Eve of Summer’s End

The luck of the ‘Irish’ and attractive NBA wives are among us.

by Sandy Dover / @SandmanSeven

If it was good enough for 50 Cent and Nate Dogg, I’m pretty sure it’s exceptionally sufficient for SLAMonline. Regardless of music, 21 Questions with San Dova is taking the task of asking those nebulous questions that seem to revolve around the force of gravity we know to be the NBA. Check for the preguntas at the top of every month or so.

1) Isn’t the joke about Shaquille and Jermaine O’Neal being Irish about 14 years too late, even if they are Boston Celtics now?

2) Isn’t a little peculiar that Chicago Bulls point guard Derrick Rose reportedly was somewhat indifferent in reaching out to current Miami Heat LeBron James, Dwyane Wade and Chris Bosh about any of them coming to Chicago? Maybe he was getting a little territorial about his home turf, perhaps?

3) Obviously TJ Ford isn’t the greatest point guard in the world, but he is that bad? After all, he is still very talented…is he that much of a detriment to winning that AJ Price and Lance Stephenson were the more ideal choices before the trade for Darren Collison to the Indiana Pacers?

4) How much money should I put down that Shaq basheLa La Vazquez & Carmelo Anthonys the Cleveland Cavaliers in the next year like he’s continued to do every other franchise — with the exception of the Phoenix Suns — that he’s left?

5) Is Denver better off just trading Carmelo Anthony? Has he done anything to make anyone believe that the Nuggets will actually go farther than the second round of the Playoffs in the near future?

6) And doesn’t Melo’s wife La La Vazquez now qualify as the best-looking wife currently in the NBA (since being wed in July), with Vanessa Bryant and Shannon Allen (Kobe and Ray’s wives) coming in at a close second and third place?

7) After signing Rudy Gay to a max contract this summer, doesn’t the Memphis Grizzlies’ silliness with not signing lottery pick Xavier Henry to the suggested salary slot of his draft position (No. 12) seem petty and arbitrary by comparison?

8 ) And wasn’t it surprising to see that Grizzlies guard OJ Mayo, who was known throughout his star prep days as a “big” point guard, was so inadequate at the position during NBA Summer League?

9) For all the strife about LeBron and Bosh leaving their teams and being real “leaders,” who remembers when Los Angeles Lakers guard Kobe Bryant was thisclose to going to Chicago for the same reasons and making actual verbal demands through the press? He likely would’ve been paired with Pau Gasol in a separate trade made by Chicago…would Magic Johnson and Michael Jordan have said anything about that?

10) And isn’t that proposed Kobe trade the best trade that the Bulls didn’t actually make, and therefore one of the worst decisions that Chicago was responsible for? All because the kicker was Chicago’s having to part with a now-mediocre Luol Deng? Sheesh.

11) Is it evil to suggest that the New Orleans Hornets would be great candidates to be bought out of the current ownership, repackaged and transferred to Seattle as the SuperSonics?

12) Isn’t it funny how the last time that the New York Knicks had some actual (moderate) hope was when Stephon Marbury was traded to the team in 2004?

13) Sooooooooo…the New Jersey Nets hoped for LBJ and CB4 and instead, paid $47 million to Travis Outlaw and Jordan Farmar in return? Isn’t that more egregious than the alternative (not overspending for anyone new to come to New Jersey)?

14) How valuable is Oklahoma City Thunder combo forward Jeff Green really? Valuable enough for team chemistry for the Thunder give him a lucrative extension or expendable enough to be traded away for the Thunder to get contract-secure talent and still comfortably extend point guard Russell Westbrook?

15) When you saw Sacramento Kings guard Tyreke Evans speed down the highway, did you get caught up and think that you were watching someone play “Grand Theft Auto” instead, like I did?

16) Does anyone else feel a Jim Jacksonlittle nervous about how the USA might fare in the World Championships? Kevin Durant reminds me of Luke Skywalker on this team…no one’s sure just how the team is going to do, but he’s the new hope.

17) Will new Houston Rockets swingman Courtney Lee be the new Jimmy Jackson? A player good enough to trade for, but also a team’s necessary lure to bring in someone else via trade?

18) After assessing the USA men’s basketball roster, isn’t Pacers swingman Danny Granger a lesser version of Durant?

19) Are the San Antonio Spurs finally back in the elite crowd after rejuvenating the roster with Tiago Splitter being signed on the cheap and a freshly re-signed, better-acclimated Richard Jefferson?

20) Isn’t it strange how former Celtics forward/center Rasheed Wallace silently retired from the NBA like he did, and humbly so?

21) Won’t it be exciting to see the occasional backcourt of Golden State Warriors guards Jeremy Lin and Stephen Curry on-court in ’10-11?

Sandy Dover is a novelist/writer, artist and fitness enthusiast, as well as an unyielding Prince fan (for real). You can find Sandy frequently here at SLAMonline, as well as at Facebook, Associated Content and Twitter.

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  • http://www.slamonline.com/ niQ

    Can’t wait to see Jeremy Lin play! Can we get an article of him in the Mag soon?

  • http://slamonline.com Allenp

    3. T.J. Ford used to a good point guard for the Bucks, but he’s regressed. He was a pass first, team leader, now every time I watch the Pacers he’s playing selfish, over penetrating and jacking up horrible shots. And scowling. I think he was killing team chemistry, to the point that Earl Watson was actually outplaying him.
    10. Kobe said he wouldn’t play for Chicago without Deng. So they couldn’t actually trade Deng and get Bryant.
    14. I think Jeff Green is ill-equipped to play the four, but could be an all-star at the three with a little seasoning. Unfortunately, the best player on his team plays that position already and is already better than Green will likely ever be.
    20. Sheed hated the media. I’m not surprised by how he retired.

  • Drew

    I agree, can’t wait to see how Lin handles the real NBA.

  • http://slamonline.com/ Ryne Nelson

    @niQ Lin’s definitely on the radar.

  • http://aspov.blogspot.com Cheryl

    It’s perfect that he’s (Jin)in the Bay Area, too. Plan to catch a game or two when I’m out there visiting friends.

  • I.DOT

    I would prefer to see a backcourt of Stephen Curry and Reggie Williams. I can’t seeing undersize backcourts. The backcourt is already undersized with Curry and Ellis now.

  • http://thephotoriot.com davidR

    cheryl, i’d recommend it. while not magical as the we believe time, games at the oracle are still fun to watch

  • http://thephotoriot.com davidR

    and quit this misbelief that monta and curry are too small. they handle both sides of the ball just fine, and were the most productive backcourt in the nba last season. the problem is the interior — teams pound inside, which forces monta or curry to help, leaving the guards open. we’ll see how they do with a healthy biedrins and david lee.

  • http://www.bulls.com Enigmatic

    Scottie Pippen’s wife is hotter than all these active NBA players’ wives. Which is weird considering dude looks like Skeeter Valentine from those old Doug cartoons.

  • http://www.slamonline.com/online/category/blogs/san-dova-speak-easy/ San Dova

    ENIGMATIC > I’ll give you that on Pippen’s wife, but Pippen’s not active, so I didn’t qualify her.

    What’s really funny is how you said he looks like Skeeter, haha.

  • Tyler

    I totally agree with the fact that Danny Granger is a lesser version of Durantula lol

  • http://www.slamonline.com/ niQ

    Enigmatic – HE DOES.

  • http://www.slamonline.com/online/category/blogs/san-dova-speak-easy/ San Dova

    AllenP > You think Uncle Jeff could be an All-Star forward? Really?

  • zxcvb

    After next season, it’ll be Lin and Curry in that backcourt for a long, long time. Ellis will be dealt for frontcourt help, and either Lin or Curry will move to the 2. Book it.

  • Drew

    Uncle Jeff’s ceiling is Lamar Odom, but probably a bit more consistent.

  • http://www.michaelcho.com M Cho

    Nice article, Sandy. I’m going with Kevin Garnett’s wife though for question #6. Ray Allen’s wife is close though.

  • http://www.slamonline.com J

    @ san, yes he could be, but not with the thunder.. if rashard lewis could, why can’t he.. and Jeff Green is better suited at the 3 and he really reminds me of Jamison, i think the thunder is better with a defensive big at the 4 (maybe ibaka) to start, and Green coming off the bench at the 3/4. as seen in last year’s match against LA, they’re pounded up front. and isn’t that better they don’t loose much scoring when Durant and Westbrook rests?

  • http://www.slamonline.com J

    and yes Pip’s wife IS the hottest baller’s wife of them all.. maybe next is adriana lima, Marko Jaric’s wife..

  • http://www.lky.ce Darksaber

    Wait, WHAT? there’s a baller wife alive hotter than ADRIANA LIMA? This i have to see to believe. No effing way, non, nein, neverrrrr.

  • don

    uh, mrs tony parker at #6.

  • total scrotal implosion

    don is correct. also, glen rices wife, ha

  • http://www.slamonline.com/online/category/blogs/san-dova-speak-easy/ San Dova

    CHO > I haven’t seen KG’s wife, so…*womp womp*

    J > Pippen’s wife is good-looking, but again, Pippen’s retired so she doesn’t qualify.

    DARKSABER > Marko’s not in the NBA anymore! So, Adriana doesn’t qualify either!

    I was talking CURRENT NBA WIVES, people! With active husbands! lol, I should’ve been clearer, my bad. Otherwise, all of those candidates would rank highly.

  • http://www.slamonline.com/online/category/blogs/san-dova-speak-easy/ San Dova

    Oh snap, DON, I forgot about Eva…but she’s stick-thin. Those other ladies like LaLa, Vanessa and Shannon are curvier, but that’s my personal preference–pretty and curvy.

  • http://freshnproper.com Q

    Eva

  • Ish

    What about Peja’s wife?

  • The Fresh Prince of Nsam

    My wife is Hotter!
    Oops I’m not an active nba player.

  • Big E

    I don’t know why the f*ck people keep trying to give Seattle a team when they’re politicos and city/state leaders didn’t want to do what the f*ck they should have done to keep their 40 year old franchise there. Blame it on those bastards and Clay Bennett and stop trying to move the f*ckin Hornets.

  • http://www.twitter.com/TheDiesel Anton

    Gotta co-sign on KG’s wife but Wade’s wife Christine Bosharella is not bad

  • Nate

    Curry-Ellis-Lin = Nash-VanExel-Finley
    this is perfect for nelly
    I hope these guys see alot of time together
    Steph’s points will suffer but he will see increased assist totals just like Nash did.

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