Tuesday, August 24th, 2010 at 12:40 pm  |  25 responses

Sounding Off with San Dova: Trinity

Born Ready, T-Mac and Ariza.

by Sandy Dover / @SandmanSeven

Sometimes, I have a lot of thoughts and opinions on some happenings that have occurred in the world of the NBA, but many times, I don’t have the conviction to write 700 words on every singular subject of interest — but I may have a bunch of short bits to communicate en masse, on occasion. And so I’ll be Sounding Off on occasion. Holler.

It’s interesting how after Michael Jordan, Scottie Pippen, David Robinson, John Stockton, Karl Malone and others were inducted into the Basketball Hall of Fame in 2009 and 2010, the quizzical media debates about whether Robert Horry should be inducted into the Hall have literally died out. Not that those discussions actually merited a real conversation. They were asinine to begin with, but I think seeing truly great and transcendent players make their speech with their special evening jackets sort of let everyone know that he’s not Hall material.

(Now if there were NBA teams inducted, he’d certainly go in as a Los Angeles Laker [1999-2002] and San Antonio Spur [2004-2007]. I’m unsure whether the Houston Rockets would get that nod, but this is all hypothetical, anyway. I should note that I was a big Horry fan. He probably could’ve done more as a player, because of his versatility, but he played just fine in the capacities that he served throughout his career.)

I’m unsure why Tracy McGrady is in Detroit. Not that I don’t understand that he was signed by the Pistons, but I don’t understand Tracy McGradywhy he would go there to play. Maybe to show and prove his health is good and that his talent is qualifies him to be a starter? Oh yeah, about that last part, the backcourt is already full. Rodney Stuckey seems not to be the guard that he was thought to become (though it’s still early), Will Bynum is trying to push for those point guard minutes as well, and it appears that Austin Daye could easily fill his time up as an off-guard. Perhaps Joe Dumars will move some people, but regardless of that, T-Mac could’ve just stayed in New York. That seems like it would’ve made more sense, if the Knicks were to have him back. Maybe he’ll play point guard and shooting guard with Stuckey if they get Richard Hamilton out of there (we know he’s a little too fragile to bang with the forwards like he used to). All I know is that this is a lateral move in his quest to win, but maybe they’ve agreed to trade him to a winning team if his stock rises. By then, it would be a step forward for winning and another step forward in showing his full recovery.

All I know is that T-Mac is a Detroit Piston, and sort of sucks.

The New Orleans Hornets must be desperate to appease Chris Paul, because trading Darren Collison was probably a regretful mistake. He was useful for the team, and could’ve been a real threat in the backcourt when paired with CP3 for stretches of game. Trevor “Ariiiiiiiiiiiiiiiizzzzzzzzzaaaaaaaaaa!” (as my brother calls him) isn’t going to keep anyone happy alone, by any means, but he does fill a need for the Hornets at small forward. Still, essentially, the Hornets traded away someone who could end up being an All-Star point guard for a raw, somewhat skilled wingman who may or may not actually improve to the point of even being worth keeping beyond this season. Ariza is by no means a bad player, as he actually is still a valued player, but he looks dramatically less irreplaceable now, and it was punctuated further by his former championship team, the Los Angeles Lakers, drafting his seeming doppelganger, rookie Devin Ebanks; they have essentially gotten their cake and will be eating healthy helpings of it in ‘10-11. Meanwhile, the Hornets found a replacement for Morris Peterson, James Posey and a barely-there Predrag Stojakovic. F their life.

I’m wondering how soon it will be before Lance Stephenson gets waived by the Indiana Pacers. If there’s not a greater immature young professional athlete in the world, I’m certain Lance would fill that role. I don’t understand. He stayed clean for a whole year at the University of Cincinnati, and he was a model student and player, from all that we’ve heard last season. And so now, having been inked by the Pacers, he wants to screw up his chances. Indiana is the absolute worst place to screw up because Larry Bird already has been taking names from the front office. In fact, he’ll take names of people who theoretically have nothing to do with the franchise before they join, so Stephenson already had one or two strikes on him just because of those past factors alone. We’ve seen what happened to Shawne Williams, and he had no excuses for his chicanery, and so being that Lance was supposedly “Born Ready,” that leads me to presume that he understood the consequences of his continuously-changing personal situation and the courses of action that the Pacers would take, should he have gotten into any sort of legal or moral predicament. That’s on him, and because of his “birthright,” that’s just something he’s gonna have to deal with.

Sandy Dover is a novelist/writer, artist and fitness enthusiast, as well as an unyielding Prince fan (for real). You can find Sandy frequently here at SLAMonline, as well as at Facebook, Associated Content and Twitter.

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  • The Philosopher

    Good sh!t.

  • http://twitter.com/HarryByrdMan44 LA Huey

    One of the few opinion columns I routinely enjoy.

  • http://sfdjklf.com Jukai

    Er, are we reading the same column here, guys? I mean, it’s better than Bryan Crawford, but that’s not really saying much.

  • http://www.slamonline.com/online/category/blogs/san-dova-speak-easy/ San Dova

    Much thanks, guys.

  • total scrotal implosion

    Uh, tons of old celtic role players in the hall. Horry was the best role player of all time. And youre unsure if the rockets would make it? Slap yourself. Those were great teams, hakeem was dominating everyone.

  • Harvey

    Good read, San u shud write about Iverson and where he could end up, I think the Bobcats are the best fit, do u think a team will pick him up before the season starts?

  • http://www.stonesthrow.com Michael NZ

    Detroit was in no position to make any other moves, so they made the T-Mac deal to say (read: fool) fans into thinking ‘hey we did something, we’re trying to get better’. Because most fans – I think – still view him as a big name signing ‘Hey we got McGrady! He’s awesome’ kinda thing. Need evidence of that theory? Just read comment sections all over here the rest of the ‘net: people legitimately thinking he’s going to return to ‘The T-Mac of Old’. Crazy talk. A savvy follower knows the Pistons are loaded at the guard and swing spots, he’s is coming off multiple surgeries, he’s an old 31, lateral movement and quickness completely limited, he’s never shot a high percentage, he’ll be gone after one year, high schoolers career arc trends downward much earlier (Kobe excluded) and DOES NOT trend back up. Absolute best case senario: 60 games, 24mpg, 11ppg, 43fg%, 3.5ast, 2.5rebs. That doesn’t include moaning about gametime along the way.

  • Robb

    c’mon Jukai Sandy’s getting better, she was the worst writer here but not anymore, her articles are well written and fun to read.

  • rich

    shoulda stayed in NY

  • http://www.boogiewilliams.com Boing Dynasty

    ^ Priceless. ^

  • http://www.boogiewilliams.com Boing Dynasty

    Robb not Rich.

  • http://www.slamonline.com/online/category/blogs/san-dova-speak-easy/ San Dova

    I’m not sure whether to be offended by the fact that I have people saying I sucked at one time, or that I get the feeling that people just may have thought I sucked because I’m perceived to be a female writer.

    FML. (lol)

    Also, TOTAL SCROTAL, those role players on the Celtics were in a different era and played larger roles in the league as a whole. Robert Horry was good and all, but he got to the point where he was purposely playing part-time seasons and living solely in the playoffs. I can’t agree with you; also, the Rockets were great, but they are a second-tier all-time team in my book. If the Miami Heat would’ve won in 2005 or 2007 as well, they’d be the 2000s equivalent of the Rockets. The Rockets were very good–not “great”, and certainly not Hall of Fame-great.

  • hoodsnake

    Good read

  • http://www.triplejunearthed.com/dacre Dacre

    So…are you female?

  • http://www.slamonline.com/online/category/blogs/san-dova-speak-easy/ San Dova

    DACRE > Nah son!

  • Loaf

    you hot? lol… :)

  • http://www.hibachi20.blogspot.com Hursty

    LMFAO @ robb.

  • will

    your title art is a bit perceiving, made me think you were a female to, good read tho, i agree with everything especially with the hornets trade cos they still not gonna win and cp3′s still gonna want to move then hornets are left with no promising point guard and really no-one at all

  • http://www.slamonline.com wayno

    T-Mac in Detroit is a low-risk move…I mean, the Vets minimum to a former superstar who could potentially be a solid contributor again isn’t that bad of a move. Detroit has one of, if not the best trainers in the league. Arnie Kander made Antonio McDyess play some pretty solid ball there for a few years.

  • http://www.slamonline.com wayno

    *should read “one of the best trainers”

  • http://www.slamonline.com/online/category/blogs/san-dova-speak-easy/ San Dova

    WILL > Thanks, man. New Orleans is clearly desperate and trading Collison away wasn’t the answer to keeping Chris Paul.

    WAYNO > Arnie Kander is certainly one of the best trainers, but I question the move for the Pistons because it could end up being a bad situation when it comes to bruised egos in the locker room, particularly with the guards that have been there.

  • http://www.slamonline.com wayno

    Agreed…I’m thinking they need to lose at least 2 perimeter players sometime this season, preferably before taining camp starts. Rip and Tayshaun seem to be the most likely candidates. I really would hate to see Austin Daye burried on the bench for another season. That kid can play, he just needs his minutes.

  • http://Www.lkz.cd Darksaber

    Man, Sandy had a gender change? Heehee

  • http://Www.lkz.cd Darksaber

    Oh and this was a nice read, thanks “Miss” Sandy.

  • http://www.slamonline.com/online/category/blogs/san-dova-speak-easy/ San Dova

    LOL, thanks DARKSABER.

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