Tuesday, September 21st, 2010 at 1:44 pm  |  114 responses

Sure Shot

They say a picture’s worth 1,000 words. But you only need a couple to win.

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You all know we have serious love for Kevin Durant. And we definitely respect the job Coach K has done with Team USA. Not sure what to make of this recent photograph, though. Do you have any good ideas for how to caption it? If so, please let the world know.

Whoever writes the funniest caption will win a dope prize from our vault and see their name in Trash Talk next issue.

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  • http://yahoo sean

    coach k: alright kevin all walk you across the court watch out for the players running bye though.

  • http://yahoo sean

    coach k : alright kevin ill walk you through the play one more time

  • Broclsmash

    coach k “don’t you walk away from me young man! You’ve scored enough, now get on defense!”

  • Broclsmash

    coach k “c’mon kevin, you won’t know if you like defenses until you try it.”

  • Broclsmash

    coach k “c’mon kevin, you won’t know if you like defense until you try it.”

  • Jenny yu

    coach k “let me give you a hand there lil k”

  • SuperMan

    Coach K “Your future says we will win gold.”

  • M$Teezy

    coach k: and when we win the gold well hug like this…

  • Caleb Crow

    Coach K: Kevin be careful with this elbow, you saw what happen to Bron Bron. Let me do a little Mr Miyagi.

  • Will Schlosser

    Coach K teaching KD how to dougie.

  • amrit

    Coach K: ok! walk me through that play; when you blocked kobe in The playoffs. I’ll be kobe and u can be durant.

  • Christian Coleman

    Aww, thats cute but I think it’s too late for baby steps KD..

  • Christian Coleman

    this dude was jumping before he was walking lol

  • Jason Brubaker

    Now Kevin, you need to get used to people hanging on your arm. This is what FIBA calls defense…

  • Mitchell Landis

    Coach K: Now keep your eyes on my feet Kevin. If you want to be on dancing with the stars you gotta learn the cha cha.

  • Dirty Curdy

    K and KD sittin’ in a tree/
    W-I-N-N-I-N-G…

  • Matthew Proffitt

    Coach K: ” I took you first overall in my fantasy basketball draft. I need 30 and 10 from you a night!”

  • http://ballershots.tumblr.com Aaron Weiss

    Okay, now it’s step, step, thrust, shimmy, then twirl. Really shake that ass in the shimmy, the boys like that. Don’t forget to pick up your money at the end of the dance.

  • http://nbaoffseason.com Shahe Bagerdjian

    Coach K: “No, no no, Kevin, come on.”

    KD: “Coach, I thought I got it right this time.”

    Coach K: “Kevin, look, you’re doing it all wrong. Let me show you how to dougie.

  • http://Slamonline Maxim Dickieson

    Coach K: “Here Kevin, let me show you who you are going to replace on 2012 Olympic team”

  • matt

    the turkey two-step

  • vfong

    Coach K – Alright, so when you win this MVP in Turkey and have all these big guys say you’re better than Kobe & Lebron.. you know what to do right?
    KD – Man, coach, that aint going to happen, don’t mess with me.

  • Jake Rothman

    Coack K – If only one my players at Duke had arms like these…god damn the ncaa would be mine for years
    Durant – Coach…I just want to learn defense for the game against Brazil

  • NDUNK

    Coach K:Kev why you always cover your nose when i talk to you my breath dont stink fo it?

    KD: With all do respect i do not wish to answer that coach!

    Coach K:Wise choice Wise choice

  • Corey Grimes

    “Just come play for me back at Duke, nobody will notice.”

  • Najee Fareed

    Coach K:You can be the next Christian Lattner”
    Durant:Who wants to be him?

  • Michael Langton

    Hey KD- I want to talk to you in private so no one else can listen in. Here is the thing, w/out you we lose, so you need take all the shots and I will preach defense with the rest of the guys- sounds like a plan?

  • Scottie

    K: Hey Kevin, we are basically asking you to score all the points for our team and make all the plays when it matters, good luck.
    Durant: Wait what?

  • CNORT

    Damn you’re skinny!

  • Erik Franke

    Coach K:”It’s called the Cupid Shuffle. To the right, to the right…”

  • CNORT

    Are you our only real player? I wish we had Scheyer or some real talent on this team…

  • Lester

    “Hey Kevin, do you hear that?” (silence) “That’s the sound your gonna hear when you beat Turkey to win gold!”

  • http://www.kwapt.blogspot.com KobeWearsAPurpleThong

    Coach K: “See that guy with the camera over there?”

    KD: “Yeah….so..”

    Coach K: “So..he thinks we’re Chuck and Ernie…”

  • hitman

    Coach K: Come with me Kevin. Its your time.
    KD: Okay?

  • Dominique Raval

    Mike: So Kyle, here’s what I want you to do.
    KD: Yo coach, this a’int Duke.

  • trout

    Kevin, will you help me kill this spider?
    I’m terrified of Durantulas.

  • Charlie G

    Coach K: “Okay, i know this is your first time playing basketball…”

  • snuff

    Coach K: I wasnt able to boogie like this with kobe or lebron
    Durant: no wonder…

  • lockon

    Mike: Kev do you want to be like lebron? a certified pop star? You’ve got to shimmy like this in front of espn. oh there they are! im really sure they will notice you.
    Kev: oh no, epic fail!

  • Jake

    coach k: one step at a time, but it takes a Billion to get to Turkey

  • Alex Hamilton

    KD:”And dis is how you two step

  • http://Hotmail Monty Heron

    Coach K: “Come Kev, it’s okay.. You don’t
    have to shoot from that far when we play
    these guys.”

  • DD

    KD: “Don’t touch me!”

    Coach K: “…”

    Cameraman: “I see nothing..”

  • DJRayJD

    Come here Kevin! Now take off that Greg Oden bad luck #52 Jersey off! Are you crazy?! We don’t want you getting hurt!

  • Karley

    Coack K; What soft skin you have
    KD: I use dove for men. Its so lucious.

  • Howard

    Where did I leave my contacts? Help me look!

  • jlee

    coach k:let’s show the WORLD how to do the cha cha.
    kd: aaiight, right after u coach.

  • http://june7thdonald@netzero.net donlaker

    coach k: it is called the quick step, good enough for dancing with the stars, and the western conference

  • Nicolas

    Coach K: ” OK Kevin, do it again but this time try not to break the backboard.”

  • Silvia Cruz

    Alright now Kevin, this here we call the defensive slide- but you don’t really need to know this. I just want you to teach it to everyone else.

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