Tuesday, October 26th, 2010 at 4:30 pm  |  42 responses

Can a Witch Doctor Slow Down LeBron?

In the mind of this bitter Ohio radio show host (and Cavs fan), the only way to keep James from dominating down in Miami is through sorcery. The AP reports: “A radio host in Cleveland has hired a witch doctor in an attempt to send some bad mojo to basketball star LeBron James after he ditched the Cavaliers to play for the Miami Heat. WMMS-FM broadcast the hex ceremony Tuesday morning, hours before the Heat’s season opener in Boston. The radio station says a witch doctor used bones, blood and a James jersey to cast a curse on the two-time MVP.”

(H/T J.E. Skeets)

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  • Riot! Wyatt!

    Waste of time and Hate…chill out Cleveland…I love Basketball too but damn

  • Kid Dynamite

    A minute of my life that i’ll never get back….

  • DEO

    next up!! the chipmunks!!

  • http://Slamonline.com Rocksinmypants

    I don’t like lebron but this won’t slow him down at all. Amusing still

  • JTaylor21

    Told you guys cryveland is a dump full of evil and moronic people. F*CK cryveland and I hope denzel redirects that train towards them.

  • http://www.bulls.com Enigmatic

    This is at least as stupid as LeBron hiring that Rabbi to be a spiritual guide.

  • http://www.twitter.com/TheDiesel Anton

    So now if we see LeBron playing like a man possessed, we’ll know why.

  • vtrobot

    Thank Christ actual games are starting now. CLE, STFU and trying being Seattle for a while.

  • http://Yahoo.com Eboyhater

    Wow that just shows how butthurt clevland is still. the worst cities of all cities in the world award goes to Clevland hurray

  • Fat Lever

    Cleveland = Theo; Lebron = Justine; Witch Doctor = Dr Lotus. I’m just saying.

  • LeBron de Con

    I blame Eboy for the hate and anger. Eboy is LeBron de Con’s toy boy.

  • http://www.michaelcho.com M Cho

    Jeez, how desperate for listeners is this radio jockey that he has to pull a stunt like this? Here’s a better idea — get some dignity and take your loss like a man.


    i really do feel for Cleveland. I remember when Vinsanity left Toronto. I lost all type of feelings that day. I’m just happy for my HEAT but i think this sorcerer is gonna help LeKing average a triple double this season….

  • http://www.chicagonow.com/blogs/chicago-bulls-confidential/ Diesel

    This is beyond ridiculous. Seriously, I’m surprised this was allowed to be played on the radio. That’s just out of line. If anything, this is pushing me towards supporting Lebron. I wouldn’t want to play for a fan base that has members like that either.


    BREAKING NEWS: LeBron hires his own (more polished) WITCH DOCTOR to put a curse on the bitter radio show host. Someone better go get a few live chickens. smh

  • robb

    Well that’s the stupidest thing I’ve read in a long time. First of all that s**** doesn’t work. Only dumb people believe in that stuff, but even if it did work, why would you want to hurt a player like that? the hate towards Lebron has become ridiculous. I have to agree with JTaylor this time. That city is full of morons. That’s why they’ll never win anything.

  • doyouwantmore

    Good thing Lebron got out of there.

  • http://www.need4sheed.com Tarzan Cooper


  • http://www.slamonline.com Michael Whyte

    Why would anyone want to play for Cleveland? I’d rather play for the Melbourne Tigers.

  • http://dsfjklf.com Jukai

    Tarzan: Thank you. You made me laugh out loud in the middle of my office.

  • http://www.need4sheed.com Tarzan Cooper

    Jukai, try saying it in witch doctors voice, then meatwads.

  • Jose

    I thought Dan gilbert said he was already cursed, this just cancels out the bad juju now

  • ai come back

    imma laugh so hard if he does

  • http://kb24.com DreXnaW21

    just wow is all i can say to the Cleveland fans

  • http://kb24.com DreXnaW21

    just wow is all i can say to the Cleveland fans out there, this is an epic fail

  • http://www.slamonline.com Pardeep

    How pathetic.

  • The Philosopher

    Tarzan is the G.O.A.T.

  • http://www.need4sheed.com Tarzan Cooper

    Thanks phil. Youre not too shabby yourself.

  • http://www.kb24.com The Seed

    Don’t be a fool yall, this stuff is REAL and curses are real, so if a person is letting themself be used in this manner, it can happen. BOOK IT!!!

  • http://www.need4sheed.com Tarzan Cooper

    Seed once again proving why hes a dunce.

  • RobbieJay

    Marquis Daniels is one ugly motha-f*cka. that is all.

  • http://www.kb24.com The Seed

    I would educate you, but why waste my time with a dude name after a jungle man. BOOK IT!!

  • http://www.need4sheed.com Tarzan Cooper

    Seed, I dont want your ‘education’. And my name isnt frrom the jungle guy. Its from a very old school basketball player.

  • http://www.kb24.com The Seed

    You must be talking about Charles “Tarzan” Cooper who is mostly known for his time with the New York Renaissance. My “EDUCATION” can help you see the light, but a piece of advice to you only talk what you know. BOOK IT!!

  • feez22

    well the witch doctor worked i guess… not for lebron he played ok. wade and bosh got witched.

  • mAMba

    Seed doesn’t know what hes talking about. BOOK IT!!

  • http://slamonline.com LAKERSLEGEND

    damn tryna send lebron some evilness like evil eye except this is creeper leave lebron alone, “get over it clevland”

  • whatthe?

    dude, this is effed up. seriously, if you don’t like him, just continue hating on him. don’t do all this voodoo crap. this just shows that you’re a very, very evil person. btw, im not a lebron fan, im just saying. using voodoo is just messed up!

  • JD

    Well when the Clippers left San Diego, they got a witch doctor to curse the team and that has seemed to have no effect whatsoever.

  • http://www.slamonline.com/online/nba/2010/10/nba-auctioning-off-game-worn-jerseys/ don

    why would anyone wish harm on lebron?


    If you can’t find any LIVE chickens, a bucket of KFC will do.

  • http://bulls.com airs

    @Tarzan ftw! haha gotta love that aqua teen