Thursday, October 28th, 2010 at 3:43 pm  |  63 responses

Sure Shot

They say a picture’s worth 1,000 words. But you only need a couple to win.

OJ Mayo, Zach Randolph, Rudy GayOJ Mayo was the childhood superstar. Zach Randolph is the reigning All-Star with massive career earnings and a very special “Hoop Family.” As of mid-September, though, it’s Rudy Gay who has the Gold medal. Are OJ and Zach jealous? Clowning him? Something else? Check out the photo and give us your two cents.

Whoever writes the funniest caption will win a dope prize from our vault and see their name in Trash Talk next issue.

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  • Parks

    So that’s what a max contract looks like?

  • Klav

    Zach: Awwww Rudy thinkin he all grown up.
    OJ: You just stuntin cause I didn’t make the team. B!tch@ss.

  • LD

    Save it so you have something to auction off five years after your career is over.

  • http://www.slamonline.com/ niQ

    Gay: What is this? I saw the Axe body wash commercial, tried it out, and you 2 appeared..

  • t-sizzle

    Mayo: So this is what being a national hero feels like, ohhh~
    Gay: Aw shucks guys, I did my best :)
    Randolph: ..Dirt off ya shoulder

  • http://www.bulls.com Enigmatic

    OJ: Nice medal!
    Zach: Forget the medal! Check out these new jerseys!

  • mcfresh

    OJ & Zach: Nice medal
    Rudy: Medal? This is my new bling. I call it ice gold. I love goooooooold!

  • Joe A

    OJ: “Amazing, a Grizzles player that actually won something! Zach, pinch him to see if he’s real!”

  • peter

    I see you got yourself some bling. Now let’s complete the outfit with a ring.

  • http://bulls.com airs

    Randolph: “hey… my new jersey didn’t come with one of those”

  • http://bulls.com airs

    Randolph: “hey… my new jersey didn’t come with one of those”

  • Jose

    Randolph/Mayo: Yeap…He’s Gay Alright…

  • Ali Saadat

    OJ: Yo this is way cooler than the one I got in my city league.

  • Ali Saadat

    OJ: Yo this is way cooler than the one I got in my city league.

  • http://herronpme@yahoo.com HERRON304BOYBOY

    OJ: come up off dat gold u gttn jaced fool…
    Gay: dats how u feel i thght we was betta then dat homie
    Randolph: wut is this velvett.. (from coming to america) lol

  • http://herronpme@yahoo.com HERRON304BOYBOY

    OJ: u know iam suppose to have one of these
    Gay:iam srry u didnt make da team maybe nxt yr and oh jst keep passn me da ball so i cn do my thing to get bck on da team nxt yr lol
    Randolph: here u guys r i been lookn for yall, so wutcha tlkn about, did i miss anything. oh nice new jersey

  • jack boutchard

    rising up to the big stage

  • Lucky Rivera

    OJ to Rudy: Shiiiiiiny!!!
    Rudy: *thinking* Spell shiny!
    Zach: What is that, velvet?!!?!?

  • Chiizy

    Mayo: Double Rainbow All the way!!
    Rudy: What the…
    Zach: Dude can I wear your lucky undershirt?

  • http://bulls.com airs

    OJ: “Yeah zach, rudy said we could share the medal if i played bad and got cut from the team so he could have a spot, haha right rudy??”

    rudy: “heheh….riiiiight….”

  • http://hajrazigic@yahoo.com edi zigic

    ZR and OJM-hah! we got tattos.

    RG-hah! I got a gold medal! I win

  • http://hajrazigic@yahoo.com edi zigic

    OJ mayo and Zach Randolph- Ha! We got tattoos.

    Rudy Gay- Ha! I got a gold medal. Beat that!

  • Chris Chavez

    OJ: So that’s what you get when you play together?
    Zach: Na na man. It came with the jersey.

  • Hamish

    O.J “Why you so happy you got 122 in socring.”
    Gay “At least I made the team.”
    Zach “You have officially been pimped!”

  • Michael

    Zach/Oj : Wow thats the first thing a Grizzlies player has ever won

  • http://slamonline.com Joey Raniero

    Rudy: Can you guys see my medal?
    Zach: You should have seen your face when you got blocked in the exhibtion against France.
    OJ: Oh, so that was you who got blocked Rudy?

  • Alexandre Costa

    Zach & Oj:Hey, loock at the rich boy…
    Rudy:I’m still a Grizzlie Guys!

  • Otto

    OJ Mayo: “This medal is fake”
    Zach:”This jersey is fake”
    Gay:”shhhh, don’t tell anyone.”

  • Caleb Crow

    We’re the 3 best friends that anyone could have, yes we’re the 3 best friends that anyone could have.

  • amrit

    Oj: is that a fake medal?
    Randolph: i think the jersey is fake too.

  • http://Slamonline.com Caboose

    Zach: Ooh is that a Twinkie?! Never mind, it’s just something gold.

  • Jake Rothman

    OJ: Ohhh, so thats what winning feels like
    Z-BO: I’d give up my insane contract from Portland just to win

  • Jake Rothman

    OJ: Ohhh, so thats what winning feels like
    Z-BO: I’d give up my insane contract from Portland just to win

  • Nick D

    Gay- Look what I found.
    Oj- I got one of those as a gift when I was at USC.
    Randolph- Oh I thought you were talking about the Jersey.

  • izum

    Rudy- Tehe, you guys are ‘gay’

  • cooper

    Mayo and Randolph: Man, you just got this medal and it’s already dirty!

  • Dominique Raval

    Mayo; Yo Zach, check out Rudy’s gold
    Randolph; Can i eat it?

  • Aaron

    Randoph: What is that velvet?
    OJ: Is that chocolate?

  • j.r #36

    rudy-”stop guys, that tickles”

  • James Lotz

    Z-BO: Let’s take this to the pawn shop.
    OJ: No, ebay!

  • James Lotz

    Zach: Is that one of those chocolate coins? MM-mm.
    OJ: Dude!!!

  • Estevan Longoria

    Zach: I should go go get me one from the dollar store

  • Estevan Longoria

    ZACH: shut up its only this soft jersey not the choclate

  • Christian Haack

    Rudy: Now look at my bling! Ain’t it just so shiney and beautiful?

    oj: Are you high?

    Rudy: Now dont be dissin the bling!

    zach: ya he’s high.

  • http://aol.com RJ

    Rudy: Stop guys! Haha that tickles!

  • DD

    OJ Mayo: Dude I want one (gold medal)!

    Zach Randolph: I want this jersey..

    Rudy Gay: (smiles only at Mayo to prevent looking at Randolph)

  • http://Slam Jasmine

    OJ Mayo: Hey Zach here’s the plan you pinch him and while he’s not looking I take the gold medal. Zach Randolph: Got it!!

  • http://www.twitter.com/RealBisi Bisi

    Zach Randolph: Gimme that medal punk! OJ Mayo: Stall him out Deebo!

  • http://gpa gerardo

    mayo: hey zach¡ he thinks is the best because he have a gold medal.

    zach: ooooooh man. loooook this jersey¡¡

  • http://slamonline chris spence

    Mayo: That’s beautiful. What is that velvet?
    Gay and Randolph both laugh

  • http://slamonline chris spence

    Mayo: Nice medal, you get that for Halloween?

    Gay: Laughs

    Randolph: Someone needs Head-n-Shoulders.

  • Mykah Horrell

    Zach Randolph:Ohhhhh! A Pepperoni.

  • trout

    OJ: here’s your gold medal
    Zach: you’ve officially been pimped!

  • http://www.joaofernandes.com.pt João Fernandes

    Mayo goes: “Look Randolph… he is trying to pull a Kurt Angle thingy!”

    Randolph: “No, no, no… look here! My man is a Grizzlie!”

  • hitman

    Gay: Stop tickling me guys! You’re taking my last name! By the way, where’s Marc?
    Randolph: Oh he got jealous and with Spain’s loss, he went to go get a new nickname.

  • http://Wonky_Tonky@hotmail.com Vladimir Karajcic

    Comment Above So Not Cool

  • http://Wonky_Tonky@hotmail.com Vladimir Karajcic

    Oj: Trade You My Ball For Your Medal?
    Gay: Teeheehee
    Zach: Ima dinosaur!

  • shaun jenkins

    OJ: aye zach let’s run his him for his gold metal
    Zack: Naw i juss want his jersey you now they lighter now

  • Bruno Fontes

    OJ: I wonder when i’ma winning one of these…
    Zack: Damn, i wonder when I’m going to fit on one of these…

  • Josh White

    OJ Mayo- “A gold medal, now they’ll really see that my boy got talent.”

    Zach Randolph- “Yeah now all they have to do is get you out this jersey and put you on a winning team.”

  • Fernando B.

    Gay:You like my Gold?’”Who’s Gay now”?
    Mayo&Zach:(Singing) Mr.BigStuff who do you think you are? You never gonna lose our love.

  • http://june7thdonald@netzero.net donlaker

    O.J: I Hope that gold can get us to the playoffs
    Zach:here let me brush off the losing record,and the haters

  • http://slamonline.com Ben Osborne

    Thanks for the entries. Look for the winner in SLAM #144, on sale next week.