Monday, November 1st, 2010 at 11:30 am  |  19 responses

Zach Randolph Fears He May Have a Fractured Tailbone

Z-Bo can’t play (or sit properly, I’m guessing), and his concern is that his tailbone may be fractured. Ouch. The Commercial Appeal reports: “Randolph said team doctors will look at magnetic resonance imaging Monday to determine if his condition is worse than originally diagnosed. Randolph is sitting out with a bruised tailbone but the fear is he has a fracture. ‘I’m still in a lot of pain,’ Randolph said. ‘I can’t jump without pain. I want to be able to play against the (Los Angeles) Lakers (Tuesday). I just hope there isn’t a crack.’”

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  • Randy Brown

    There’s a crack alright

  • onlyclipsfanonslam

    wait why are they looking at an MRI for a fracture? A simple x-ray will show bone damage.

  • http://gmail dirty frank

    lol Randy Brown.

  • Abaci

    i had to get a new butt, my last one had a hole in it

  • http://www.slamonline.com/ niQ


  • http://www.slamonline.com jumpman3224

    Fantasy buzzkill…


    Everyone has a crack, Zach.

  • LeBron de Con

    Smoking crack?

  • http://bluefont.com Hisham

    clear case of a broke a s s

  • http://www.twitter.com/gerardhimself Gerard Himself

    I knew you guys would be cracking jokes…

  • burnt_chicken

    hasn’t it always hurt ZBo to jump?

  • http://www.need4sheed.com Tarzan Cooper

    Too bad, he would have beasted on odom……… Okur still owes zach his all star from a few years ago.

  • http://www.myczechrepublic.com SAB

    love the jokes, but seriously, fractured tailbone??!!! ouch!!! hope dude comes back strong and quickly, grizz need him for a playoff push

  • http://www.slamonline.com NickthaQuick

    This is irony — anyone recall a few years back when Z-Bo and friends caught a case about assaulting a woman in Portland where Z-Bo admitted to going backdoor on her (consenstual?) and the case died along the way. Now his tail bone is broke!

  • http://www.slamonline.com Nick

    Still one of the funniest links on slam from 2006 – “Zach Randolph pens “Les 120 journées de Sodome”

  • MikeC.

    Wait…Zach Randolph can jump?

  • Towelie

    ‘I can’t jump without pain. I want to be able to play against the (Los Angeles) Lakers (Tuesday). I just hope there isn’t a crack.’”

    hahah too epic

  • Joe King

    impossible to play with bruised tailbone :(

  • http://dez@nba.com dez

    thats weird. i thought it was mo williams who was butt hurt.