Sunday, December 26th, 2010 at 9:00 am  |  92 responses

Post Up: Grounded at L.A.X.

How the King stole Christmas.

by Anton Kudriavtsev/@TheDiesel

Bulls 95, Knicks 103

Kicking off the first of five prime-time games, the Knicks threw on some throwback jerseys and played some throwback defense in the fourth quarter to get a win over the Bulls in Madison Square Garden. Shooting until your clip is empty was a good idea if you play for New York, as the team shot 53% from the field including an astounding 55% from three-point land. Amar’e had 20 points, 10 rebounds, and an impressive 6 blocks while Raymond Felton added 20 points, 12 assists, and 5 steals. The Knicks turned up the defense in the 4th quarter, smothering Chicago and only allowing two baskets in the first 10 minutes of play as Rose (25 points, 8 assists) struggled to convert some lay-ups and get to the line. Carlos Boozer played well (26 points and 19 rebounds), but when Booz and his Santa-bushy eyebrows are getting to the line more than your franchise player, you have a problem. Regardless of whether Rose should get more foul calls at the rim, some consistency couldn’t hurt at the line. Santa recommends working on executing plays out of double teams and getting to the line to have a happier holiday season.

Celtics 78, Magic 86

After opening their early Christmas present in the form of the league’s biggest trade this year, the Magic continued their winning ways as they snapped the Celtics’ 14-game winning streak. The lack of personnel for the Celtics (without Rondo this game) finally caught up with them as they couldn’t get stops down the stretch and didn’t execute on the offensive end. A close game down the stretch, oversized pet hamster Jameer Nelson hit a three before J.J. Redick mocked Paul Pierce by doing a version of his step-back jumper to seal the game for the Magic. Dwight was in foul trouble for most of this game, and flopped to make Shaq foul out but Brandon Bass also had 21 points while the Big Turk added 16 points and 4 assists as he starts to settle back into the pizza scene in Orlando. For Boston, Garnett led with 22 points but Nate Robinson’s thirst for contested three-pointers hurt the team in the end. I was surprised to see Nate playing at all, he must have been exhausted from staying up all night and building toys along with the other elves.

Dwyane Wade

Heat 96, Lakers 80

Unless it’s pre-season or early April, this was a statement game and the Heat used the opportunity to make their statement in a blowout win over the Lakers. I was watching the game at a sports bar, when “real” NBA fans asked me who was on the Heat besides the Big 3, I was cut off as I started to list the players with a simple statement: “Yeah, but those three are all you need, right?”. It was hard to argue this (at least to causal fans), as Miami’s Big 3 have been scoring over 60% of the team’s total points and their outstanding play continued today with LeBron smearing his talents into his third triple double of the season with 27 points, 11 rebounds and 10 assists while Wade added 18 and dished six. Despite looking like a weak deer in Sarah Palin’s rifle scope, Chris Bosh quickly quieted critics with a strong game on the biggest stage this season, posting up 24 points and 13 rebounds as he exposed Gasol’s softness, got on the glass and even had the dunk of the game. Kobe had 17 points but on 16 shots, his Lakers looking flat and simply out-executed in half-court sets. LeBron and Kobe had a dicey war of words late in the game, if you read their lips you can clearly see each arguing over whose signature shoe is uglier. This win what Pat Riley was thinking about when he applied the BP oil spill residue into his hair before his meeting with LeBron: a team with premier perimeter defensive ability and multiple offensive options. While unconventional, the formula is finally starting to show signs of success. For my money (maybe after some better games against the Celtics), contenders need to start fearing the Heat a little bit more.

Nuggets 106, Thunder 114

Durant showed why he’s the league’s leading scorer by dropping a season-high 44 points and leading his Thunder over the Nuggets. KD was a ridiculous 14-of-20 from the field, including 21 points in the third quarter alone and 4-of-7 from 3-point range. The Durantula had 40 points after three quarters but didn’t gun to beat his career-high 47 points, passing out of the double teams Denver threw at him to maintain the flow of the game for his team. The Thunder pushed their lead into double digits with just under 9 minutes to play and the Melo-less Nuggets didn’t get closer the rest of the game. Chauncey Billups led the Nuggets with 30 points and Nene added 21 while James Harden caught some of Durant’s sparks to score 21 points off the bench for Oklahoma City. It’s a shame Carmelo didn’t play, as this would likely have been a 50-point shootout for both stars.

Courtesy of Doc Funk Blog

Blazers 102, Warriors 109

The final Christmas day game saw Monta Ellis scoring 39 points and dishing 7 assists for the Warriors in a win over the Blazers. Portland collapsed in the 4th quarter, coughing up a six-point lead as the Warriors scored 11 straight points and earned the win. David Lee added 21 points while Dorell Wright (16 points) including a momentum-shifting dunk for Golden State in their late rally. Wes Matthews led the Blazers with 25 points while Nicolas Batum added 18 points and 10 rebounds off the bench. Ellis is my undisputed favourite scorer, his shots ridiculous-looking but smooth, going down easy like a chaser.

Overtime

“Check My $tats” of the night: LeBron James – 27 points, 11 rebounds, 10 assists, 4 steals. The creator of the category re-claims his statistical throne.

Separated at birth of the day: Josh Smith and The Game.

Seeing Dwight take 6 hours to prepare himself at the line reminded me of this free throw.

I’m out like three-peats.

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  • http://www.twitter.com/AllBall247 AllBall247

    T-money – Yup, I agree completely. Thats basically what I said on my first post, but the constant hate on Kobe got me off track.

  • JTaylor21

    Of course when you point out Kobe’s bad game, it’s hate in his fans eyes. I wonder why? Maybe it’s because they themselves choose to ignore his countless bad games and only remember the good ones. This is twice now he has gotten outplayed badly in games vs his supposed rival and a player many think is better than him. There’s no way that MJ would have gotten outplayed two games in a row vs either Nique or Clyde, no way. It’s just another nail in the Kobe is no MJ coffin.

  • http://twitter.com/smileyoufckers Bryan

    After 15 years in the L , I wonder what MJ would have played like against someone who was his rival… How did he play against Kobe when he was with the Wizards?

  • http://www.twitter.com/AllBall247 AllBall247

    I’m a Kobe fan no more than I am a Bron fan. I said in the MVP poll that Bron has been the MVP the past few weeks. You are a Kobe hater. MJ in his two decades of NBA ball never ever got outplayed? Your statements regarding Kobe should be ignored.

  • letsmotor

    @Bryan: I agree with you for the most part, Jordan definitely had his bad shooting nights. but I think a big part of why people get on Kobe for that game 7 isn’t just his shooting but his shot selection, which was pretty awful, especially in the first half (happens a lot with him against the Celtics). I don’t think you can say that, at least not to the same extent, about MJ’s bad games.

  • http://www.twitter.com/AllBall247 AllBall247

    Any1 else watching Blake Griffin right now? This guy is the future of the L.

  • http://twitter.com/smileyoufckers Bryan

    Letsmotor : MJ’s shot selection was hardly legendary even in his older years. This isn’t about MJ vs Kobe to me anyway. I concede MJ as better than Kobe, what I don’t agree with is ….well anything Jtaylor ever says about Kobe or Lebron. He comments like his name is Maverick Carter.

  • JTaylor21

    So you’re going to sit there and try to compare a 38yr old MJ with no athleticism at all to a 32 yr old Kobe still in his prime? Typical kobe fanboy BS, trying to argue something that no matter how stupid and moronic it sounds, they still go that route just to defend their idol.

  • http://twitter.com/smileyoufckers Bryan

    Jtaylor is KG still in his prime? Was he 2 years ago? No. Mileage counts dummy. Kobe is on the decline. No doubt. His athleticism, while better because he’s healthier than last season is no where near his prime. You really know NOTHING about basketball. It’s so incredibly astounding that someone who knows so little, really believes they know so much. Crazy.

  • http://www.twitter.com/AllBall247 AllBall247

    Hahaha. The thing is Jtaylor is actually knowledgeable about all subjects not Bron/Kobe/Heat/Lakers. Regardless I liked that Bryan.

  • http://slamonline.com Allenp

    The real issue was that big z guarded basil straight up with no he’ll and locked him. That was supposed to be the lakers big advantâge. Lobe passed to teammates and most of them failed. Odom really is galling though. Good showing by the heat but it says more about boston and calls than about them. Boston and salad handled the heat pretty well.

  • http://twitter.com/smileyoufckers Bryan

    Yo Allen, get off your iphones dude haha.

  • http://slamonline.com Allenp

    Excuse the typos. Basil =gasol and salad= dallas. Auto correct is crazy sometimes

  • http://slamonline.com Allenp

    This damn touch screen is horrible. I hate it.

  • JTaylor21

    Dude has the nerve to call someone a dummy when he’s the one that’s trying to compare a 38yr old MJ to a 32 yr old kobe. Talk about putting the um in dumb.

  • http://slamonline.com Allenp

    Y’all didn’t notice how z bothered gasol with his length. Gasol doesn’t have the power game to overwhelm z and he can’t outquick him. It was a big deal in my opinion. Chalmers impressed me as did james jones who I thought was useless on defense in phoenix. Bynum deserved more minutes. He gave the heat issues. Wade was actually inefficient but Bron is just scary good when he s focused. Scary good.

  • http://www.twitter.com/AllBall247 AllBall247

    Big Z’s length bothered all the Lakers last night.

  • http://www.twitter.com/AllBall247 AllBall247

    I’ve always though James Jones was solid on D. Its pretty tough to be solid on D in Phoenix though. When making the 3 ball Bron is better than scary good.

  • http://Www.bulls.com Enigmatic

    Damn basil and salad. I’m hungry now. I feel you on that autocorrect though, Allen. A few weeks ago I was on here arguing about the “New York Albinos”.
    What sucks though is I got rid of my home Internet to save on some money so at home alls I get to get on Slam is my iPhone. It’s the reason why I don’t get heavily involved in discussions on here on the weekends though.

  • http://Philosophervision@blogspot.com The Philosopher

    LONG… LIVE… THE KING.
    And, his triple double.
    Against Kobe.
    In his own house.
    Having Kobe go in on his teammates similar to the way Bird called his troops “sissies” that series.
    Only The King can make Kobe Bean “Black Mamba” Bryant out his teammates like that and throw them completely AND entirely under the bus.

  • http://Philosophervision@blogspot.com The Philosopher

    So, if I may, let me get this correct;
    The King during the summer is being courted AND wooed by people in Kobe’s own town and back yard.
    Jesus Shuttlesworth sets an NBA Playoff record in Kobe’s establishment AND dwelling.
    Now, The King and his men destroy Bryant’s army in his house on live television while registering an epic triple double in the process. Damn.
    Shout out to The Miami… “Kingsmen”.

  • http://Philosophervision@blogspot.com The Philosopher

    My bad, SLAM.
    You know I had to at least one more time.

  • http://www.slamonline.com Slick Ric

    iamorange4life is a total loser!!

  • http://www.twitter.com/AllBall247 AllBall247

    Philo next xmas can we get more comments from you, but less hyperbole?

  • http://Philosophervision@blogspot.com The Philosopher

    ^ Sometimes I cannot help myself.
    I have crowned myself “The Prince of Hyperbole” when James – tha – Balla was calling me “Phillis”. lol

  • http://www.twitter.com/AllBall247 AllBall247

    I know we are a while away, but Blake Griffin has to be top ten in next years top fifty. The way he’s played today he’s top ten right now.

  • http://Philosophervision@blogspot.com The Philosopher

    Agreed.
    He is the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth.

  • http://Www.bulls.com Enigmatic

    I remember reading the Slam NBA preview issue, and in the annual “Rookies most likely to” article, Blake was getting no love. They said John Wall was most likely to average 20 points, and win ROY (by a HUGE margin), DeMarcus Cousins was most likely to average 10 rebounds, hell some of them even said Blake was most likely to fade into obscurity! I thought some of the Slam staff had lost their damn minds. I just shook my head and said “y’all musta forgot” but it’s all good cause Blake’s been reminding them. And he’ll continue to. All season long.

  • mister8

    Nice write up Anton….you a funny man.

  • http://www.need4sheed.com Tarzan Cooper

    if jordan passed any sort of torch, it was to tim and shaq………..

    ..
    and the lakers have real problems……

    .

    zzzzz handled gasoft

  • http://www.facebook.com/joe.l.brewer3 BlackPhantom

    Wow, all I can say is that my Lakers got they’re a**es kicked. Can we bounce back? Of course. Did this game show problems? Of course.

  • http://psp2423@yahoo.com Eboy

    LOL JTAYLOR IS LIKE KOBE GETTING SH*T FROM EVERYONE.

  • http://www.slamonline.com Eboy

    Maybe in 2011
    Slam can get their commenting bulls@it corrected. That JTaylor comment wasnt me.

  • http://psp2423@yahoo.com Eboy

    Whose the other Eboy?

  • T-Money

    Laker fans. Here’s the pacifier.

  • T-Money

    Whos this T-Money? Ugh.

  • http://celticknightk3@aol.com Celtic Cross Knight

    I rather have 38 MJ than 32 Kobe if I had to start a team from scratch cos MJ nevers folds up and cries when situations really gets bad. I’ll put it at point blank Kobe will never never ever have anything on MJ…. NEVER!!! Guess what I’m the biggest Celtics fan from Louisiana.

  • http://slamonline.com kobehater

    this just shows tht the lakers suck a**, and the heat r amazing, plus KOBE SUCKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! the king rules all

  • http://slamonline.com Allenp

    The Celtic cross is an interesting symbol.

  • paul

    The Celts were indeed scary good at times on Christmas. Despite being decimated by injuries, they easily controlled much of the game against the one of the best teams in the league, running a smooth offense against the Magic, while playing choking defense. They took Dwight Howard, the best center in the league, out of the game, even though their starting center is out with injury and their three backups have struggled all season with recurrent injuries. Often they had Big Baby on Howard! The Celts showed excellent offensive flow for much of the game, despite being without the best point guard in the league, their best player, AND his backup! They had Nate Robinson, who is not really a point guard, and the rawest of rookies playing point guard! It’s almost to the point where Coach Rivers takes a body count before each game and throws the able bodied ones out there and the Celtics STILL win!

    But not this time.

    As Davis said in post-game comments, the Magic can’t beat the Celtics … but the Celtics can and do beat themselves. Blaming injuries and the refs won’t change the fact that the Celtics tried to coast in this game after they got a solid lead; as the third quarter turned into the fourth quarter, one got the impression that the Celtics were thinking about dinner and what was going to be on tv more than they were thinking about finishing off the Magic. And who can blame them? They are an old team, and with Perkins and Rondo out, they are even older. But when the old lion starts thinking about dinner and comfy slippers, young lions, like the ones in Orlando and Miami start to roar.

    Better wake up, Celtic Lions!

  • http://celticknightk3@aol.com Celtic Cross Knight

    @Allenp it’s amazing a lot of people don’t know what the Celtic Cross is but I bet they almost see it everytime they go to the graveyards for funerals. I know this because a lot of people approach to me and ask what is that on your neck? Is that a cross??? lol

    Great post Paul but hopefully our Celtic Lions will have thier last roar this season for the last chip or next year.

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