Thursday, January 13th, 2011 at 5:18 pm  |  129 responses

Sure Shot

They say a picture’s worth 1,000 words. But you only need a couple to win.

Ron Artest

We, as much as any media outlet ever, know all about Ron Artest’s soft side. We’ve kicked it with him in high school, chatted him up in college, visited with him in QB. But we can still chuckle with him, right? If nothing else, we know this pic calls for a one liner.

Whoever writes the funniest caption will win a dope prize from our vault and see their name in Trash Talk next issue.

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  • Liam

    The Mailman delivers again.

  • Geek

    wrap it good. it’s for my psychiatrist.

  • Lawson Warren

    Girl: “C’mon Ron, sound it out.”

  • Wierdo

    They sent me Dwyane Wade’s ring???

  • http://www.facebook.com/hlopez84 Henry Lopez

    “WOW… Little girl I’m just a basketball player!!”

  • http://Uiandtherest.com Adrian

    Look girl, this ain’t Seven! You can’t go mailing heads around town.

  • Mohamed

    Ron: Ay Girl Look In The Camara And Smile!#!

  • Reo

    Ok, now go kick Kobe in the shins

  • goingnomad

    Yo Gurl “If It Fits It Ships” that’s how I did it up with my championship ring!

  • Quran Mustafa Hall

    spongebob cannot guard me

  • Gannon Rust

    Artest: If you think this reading is exciting, wait until you see what’s inside!

    Girl: Ooo . . . books?

    Artest: Oh, no, Phil Jackson’s championship acceptance speech for next year! It’s a hoot!

  • Logan Camillo

    Ron to little girl: Alright now just put this on ben wallace’s door step, ring the bell and run.

  • Stefanie

    Ron: okay lil girl, i want you to tell me whats in this box. Girl: (in her head) sure wont be a ring! (said) hmmmm why dus it weight 15 pounds!? ron: ooops! look at the other box.

  • http://ggmd@mail.com greg

    Don’t worry. Go ahead and open it. There’s no Frog or snake inside.

  • Victor Landin

    Girl: Okay repeat after me, M-A-I-L
    Ron thinks: “Man I should have gone to that school after all”.

  • Joel Jose

    Honey, I promise I didn’t put your little brother in there. Didn’t you see my interview after game 7 last year?

  • Joel Jose

    Honey, I promise I didn’t put your little brother in there. Didn’t you see my interview after game 7 last year?

  • quran mustafa hall

    SPONGEBOB CANNOT GUARD ME!

  • Alan

    It’s simple Ron, if it fits it ships. However, even at the cheapest shipping rates no one is going to order your album.

  • http://roryl.h@gmail.com rory

    Girl: ” Yo. This ain’t going overnight!? ”
    Ron: ” Uhhhhhh”
    Girl: ” Don’t give me some recession excuse.”

  • Blake Burdack

    FAN:Now remember our deal i give this to you and i have your pomission to think about you in the tub later tonight.
    Ron : fine

  • Craig M.

    Little girl; “Look Ron it’s from the Indiana Pacers, I think they finaly gave you your self respect back”
    Ron;”Wow this box is really light”

  • http://slamonline.com james h. ellis jr

    lil girl; i don’t listen to ur music.and i don’t think some kid in africa wants to either..why don’t u send him some ur shoes…that they could use.RON RON….AHH LIL GIRL IT”T CALLED TAX RIGHT OFF/MAYBE THEY CAN SELL EM ON THE BLACKMARKET? DANG LIL GIRL U SURE ARE SMART!

  • http://www.sonicbids.com doyouwantmore

    “Mr. Artest, this box is ticking.” Artest: “Never mind that, keep writing. It’s spelled S-H-A-C-K-L-E-F-O-R-…”

  • Ethan Krygier

    Ron:our next mission is to send Shaq his birthday present
    Girl: I hope its a Guide to Free Throws. Ive seen those before and they aren’t so pretty.

  • Craig M.

    Ron; “Wow the NBA sent me all of Lebron’s points he can’t use this year. I wonder what they did with the ones I havn’t scoredb this year”
    Little Girl:”I dont think they can fit those in a flat rate box”

  • Craig

    “Look Ron Kobe sent you thos dribbling goggles you can”t look down in.”
    “Maby he’s trying to send you a message.”

  • Yatah Zama

    Little Girl: Uncle Ronnie there is a shipping price here.

    Ron: Girl don’t worry. You know I’m on the Lakers. I gets PAID!

  • MistahCee

    Ron: “Here are all my earnings from when i auctioned off my championship ring…. the nba cares? more like Ron cares :) ”

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