Thursday, January 13th, 2011 at 5:18 pm  |  129 responses

Sure Shot

They say a picture’s worth 1,000 words. But you only need a couple to win.

Ron Artest

We, as much as any media outlet ever, know all about Ron Artest’s soft side. We’ve kicked it with him in high school, chatted him up in college, visited with him in QB. But we can still chuckle with him, right? If nothing else, we know this pic calls for a one liner.

Whoever writes the funniest caption will win a dope prize from our vault and see their name in Trash Talk next issue.

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  • Robballa

    RON: Oh damn, it looks like all my cd’s I sold just got sent back.

  • Kevin Henry

    Ron: “Watch, I can blow this box up with my mind!”

  • Jasmine

    Girl: I want a doll house. Artest: Open it. Girl: I said i wanted a doll house not a replica of your NBA Ring!

  • Jose Tristan

    Ron: You do know i play for the lakers, right?

  • Jesus Vargas

    Girl: please tell me kobe’s in here

  • Chalmers Brown

    Ron: “Little girl, what are you doing here? You should be in school getting an education. I know it doesn’t seem that important now, but in the future you’ll see how important it is. Do you want me to help you get home to your parents”

    Little Girl:”I’m 35 years old and don’t live with my parents. Sorry we’re not all be 6 foot 7.”

  • Howard

    This is how I travel to Detroit for away games now.

  • Casey Hill

    Ron – whats in the box?
    Girl – I stole kobes cookies (rings) and i’m sending them to LeBron James to show him what a ring looks like

  • marc maldonado

    Go ahead take the ring im gonna win another one next year anyways.

  • Truthballer

    Girl: Ooooh, Uncle Ron-Ron! Your orders of fresh crazy are here!!

    Artest: And just in time, too! I think I was just about to start acting normal!!

  • Shaun McDonald

    Ron: To Shaun McDonald, c/o SLAM. So, this is where his LRG prize pack that he won in the spring of 2010 ended up. They were supposed to get this to him after he emailed him his size of shirt back in April. Too bad SLAM doesn’t send the prizes like they promise. Little girl, don’t waste your time with online contests, and certainly don’t wait for the editor to email you back, because nothing will happen.

  • zc

    Artest: Yeah i cant believe priority mail ships at a flat rate either!

  • David Marquez

    believe in forgiveness

  • jack boutchard

    im sending lebron a info sheet about how im auctioning off one of my rings

  • Player

    Ron: Please don’t send me away, I can give you my championship ring!

  • Erik

    Young Girl: Ok now lets try that again.
    Ron Artest: I just don’t get it. No matter how much I try I will never be able to read these words.
    Young Girl: You will never be able to read with that attitude.

  • Hugo

    The girl: “Are you the post office man?

    Ron Artest: “No, that’s Charles Barkley. I’m only Santa’s Smurf and I give you this presents”

  • Muggsy

    Ron : Ok, so send this present to Doc Rivers, Boston, MA, and make sure the 2010 NBA champs t-shirt don’t fell off the box.

  • http://hajrazigic@yahoo.com Weapon E

    ron: what the heck? To Ron: you suck
    love, celtics

  • Eric

    Ron: And it all ships for one flat rate!

  • Kyle

    Ron: uh…thats my Christmas present..from kobe.
    Girl: no its not it says my name right here.

  • Wan LaFon

    it’s just something about this triangle offense that i dont get, doc

  • Wan LaFon

    i hope kobe and phil likes fruitcakes?

  • Damion

    Dont worry my psychologist said these are QueensBridge certified.

  • http://saintmark5171@yahoo.com BLOXSTAR

    Ron: “they’re all self-help dvd’s”.

  • D2L

    Ron: so whatcha sending?
    Girl: I’m sending my old clothes to the less fortunate, what about you?
    Ron: in-n-out burgers to my physchiatrist

  • http://hajrazigic@yahoo.com Weapon E

    Ron:look, I know I beat up Ben Wallace, but at least I didn’t beat up the mailman.

    Girl: I’m telling Karl Malone.

  • http://slamonline.com Goose

    Girl: Are you sure you want to send off your championship ring?
    Ron: Yeah what do I need that for I’ve got a couple more coming my way!

  • LakeShow

    Little Girl: To Karl The Mailman Malone from Ron-Ron. Are you really sending him ur Laker bling? Artest: Naw, its a box of popping snakes! Little Girl (with a smirk): Ur so crazy.

  • http://slamonline Luis

    Ron: Omg, are those weaties, can i have some?
    Little girl: no, ima be sendin these to my fave playa, KOBE!
    Ron: awe man, can’t even get the girl to pass the weaties.

  • http://tyonntyler@yahoo.com west philly

    Hey Phil said “to avoid going postal, think outside the box”

  • http://tyonntyler@yahoo.com west philly

    RON “Hey Phil said to avoid going postal, think outside the box, man this zen offense is hard”
    Lil Girl “trianlge Ron”

  • Jeff Washington Jr

    UHHHH!! I don’t know what it says either.

  • Rob Murrie

    “cant read so i’ll just repeat anything she says” (ron’s inner-thoughts)

  • James Lotz

    Ron: “OK, this is the package of food that’s supposed to go to Spree’s kids.”

  • James Lotz

    Ron: “Are you sure Miami doesn’t have three “I”s in it?”

  • James Lotz

    Ron: “So I boxed up the voices in my head. Can you mail them far way?”
    Girl: “I don’t think it’s going to work!”

  • James Lotz

    Ron: “Do you think they’d give me a discount on shipping if I got a job at the post office?”

  • Ian Erickson

    Ron: “I’m being a good boy right now.” “Please don’t let anyone know unless it is Commissioner Stern.”

  • Tianyi Zha

    Hey, let me tell you a little secret. I used to mail my game shoes to the arena cause I like the feeling of receiving a package of kicks. It was a like a teenage dream come true.

  • Akam Taghizadeh

    Girl: These say they’re for your psychiatrist!
    Ron: Uhhh…

  • Garrett

    RON: “Im just gonna overnight you my sanity. I havent used it in years. Just have your Mom sign for it.”

  • Adam Green

    Ron: “Who’s the box from?”
    Little Girl: ” Your psychiatrist. And it’s a good thing too. I’d need a psychiatrist also if Kobe didn’t pass me the ball at all.”

  • Anuroop Kumar

    Ron: ” Uh……I don’t know what it means either”

  • Garrett Collins

    Ron: Well if your thinking about going postal, you HAVE to try it at The Palace of Auburn Hills.

  • http://neonracerp_g@yahoo.com Ray Allen Garcia

    Ron
    “whos the package for?”

    Little Girl
    “Its for you from the Palace of Auburn Hills”

  • http://13592FM1130OrangeTx77632 Ray Allen Garcia

    Ron
    “whos the package for?”

    Little Girl
    “Its for you from the Palace of Auburn Hills in Michigan!”

  • Michael

    Ron- Im sorry little girl, I know your a Pacers fan, but I just couldnt control my anger back then. Do u forgive me?

  • http://751SapphireDr.BolingbrookI.L. Hamzah Bennett

    Ron: Know what I hate, Priority Mail boxes cost more than my championship ring. Little girl: Oh wow

  • Connor Stewart

    This is the most expensive thing I could buy with my contract

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