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Friday, May 20th, 2011 at 9:00 am  |  69 responses

Carlos Boozer: Hip-Hop Star


Just like he does on the court during big Playoff games, Carlos Boozer underwhelms on the mic. From Fakeshore Drive, which has the audio: “Yes, that’s Carlos Boozer on verse one. Say word he’s the next Cedric Ceballos. It wouldn’t be an official Chicago event unless Twista showed up to pitch in. [Wednesday] night, the United Center debuted this Bulls anthem during game two of the Eastern Conference Finals, and now GMG is sharing the mp3 with the world.”

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  • ripslam

    Turrible.

  • http://www.slamonline.com Eboy

    POPCORN MUSCLES ON THE MIC!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • http://www.slamonline.com Eboy

    This will be even more funny when the Bulls are eliminated. Why is Popcorn Muscles rapping about taking the ball to the hole? Is he rapping about Zach Randolph?

  • http://www.slamonline.com Eboy

    It’s pretty Hollywood up there.

  • tomtom

    Rofl @ popcorn muscles hahaha

  • http://pickandroll.tumblr.com/ airs

    what the hell…
    i have no sound at work, but for this i am grateful.

  • http://www.bulls.com Rigo Gonzalez

    Face, meet palm…
    South Beach is still more Hollywood. When’s Bosh’s documentary dropping?

  • http://www.slamonline.com Eboy

    Sometime in August…..I’ll send you an autographed copy…..with my signature.

  • http://www.slamonline.com Eboy

    If someone on the Heat raps a response track….I’ll give up my fandom.

  • http://www.bulls.com Rigo Gonzalez

    airs – Twista’s verse more than makes up for Boozer’s.
    Twista > every rapper that ever came out of Miami.
    And Common is the best rapper out the Chi.

  • http://www.bulls.com Rigo Gonzalez

    Please dont, E. What’s he calling it? “I’m a Centerpiece, Not An Addition”? LMAO

  • http://www.slamonline.com Eboy

    Unless it’s Joel Anthony and he raps over “O Canada”.

  • http://www.slamonline.com Eboy

    You seriously aren’t trying to talk about Twista as if he’s relevant, are you? Wow.

  • http://.com Cheema

    “Unless it’s Joel Anthony and he raps over “O Canada”.”

    lol. Dats funny, btw I`m Canadian.

  • HAMMER

    HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!

  • http://pickandroll.tumblr.com/ airs

    oh wait twista’s on this??
    i think i heard this at the game on wed. during warm ups.
    it was twista rapping about all the bulls so im pretty sure haha, but i didn’t pay too much attn to it.
    but i totally agree, common is hands down the best emcee out of chicago.

  • HAMMER

    I thought Twista was dead

  • http://www.bulls.com. Rigo Gonzalez

    Relevant to what? Today’s sh*tty rap landscape?
    Dude might choose to rap over some wack ass beats nowadays, but he can still go off.

  • http://www.bulls.com. Rigo Gonzalez

    You should hope Wade makes a response track. Chicago cats can flow.
    Alaskan cats, apparently, cannot…

  • http://www.slamonline.com Eboy

    His claim to fame is he raps incredibly fast. That’s it. Ain’t there some white boy rapping fast on a T-Mobile commercial or some sh*t. That sh*t is corny. Dude’s always been corny. Now…I’m not sure if he’s as corny as Trick Daddy Flo Rida, Pit Bull or Rick Ross…..I can guarantee you that those dudes have moved units in the 10′s of millions. Twista may have moved 10.

  • http://www.slamonline.com Eboy

    Maybe we’ll get lucky and get a Rio Chalmers joint.

  • http://www.bulls.com. Rigo Gonzalez

    LOL, that’d actually be kinda funny. An Alaska rap beef on the low.
    Anchorage vs. Juneau!

  • http://pickandroll.tumblr.com/ airs

    we can’t possibly be comparing twista’s flow to that wack kid on the t-mobile commercials are we?
    and no one should ever be able to say flo rida on these threads, ever.

  • http://www.bulls.com. Rigo Gonzalez

    DAMNIT.
    My last post didn’t post.
    I hate that sh*t.
    Long story short, Twista’s claim to fame should be that he’s a great MC.
    Go listen to “Adrenaline Rush”, the first one, and tell me it’s not fire.
    And I could care less about moving units cause like Immortal Technique said
    “so if your message ain’t sh*t, f*ck the records you sold
    ’cause if you go platinum, it’s got nothing to do with luck
    it just means that a million people are stupid as f*ck”

  • http://www.slamonline.com Eboy

    Ahh…..the Chicago/Miami rap war…..this is unexpected. I would imagine that Twista wishes he had Pit Bulls money and not Pit Bull wishing he had Twista’s flow. Call me crazy though.

  • http://pickandroll.tumblr.com/ airs

    i’ll respect the fact that pitbull is getting stacks, cuz he’s always featured with some other artists.
    but no one will remember him ten years from now or will be reciting his lyrics.
    and twista’s getting paid too, im sure he doesnt mind what pitbulls getting.

  • http://www.bulls.com Rigo Gonzalez

    And Pit Bull wishes he had Kanye’s money.

  • http://www.slamonline.com Eboy

    I don’t know airs….I hate Pit Bull….but I know that dude’s voice and his songs because his sh*t is all over the place.

  • http://www.bulls.com Rigo Gonzalez

    And Common’s flow.

  • http://pickandroll.tumblr.com/ airs

    yeah, i guess especially cuz you’re in miami. he’s from there right?
    i couldn’t recite a verse of his if my life depended on it, though.

  • http://www.bulls.com Rigo Gonzalez

    I only know one Pit Bull song. That “Esta Loca” or whatever.
    That’s it

  • http://www.slamonline.com Eboy

    Reverse discrimination. :)

  • http://pickandroll.tumblr.com/ airs

    the weird thing with me is, if i hear the beginning of a song i haven’t heard in a while, somehow i’ll end up knowing the lyrics. like i have some sort of subliminal lyric memory.
    like, ‘without me’ by em came on in a restaurant the other day and i still knew all the words.
    so i dunno maybe i do know some pitbull verses haha.

  • T-Money

    Umm.. Rozay’s free mixtapes are better than any of Twista’s studio albums. Twista’s a gimmick – he taks fast, that’s it. Yeezy’s the best everything from the Chi. Common hasn’t been relevant since Like Water for Chocolate, and that was more than a decade ago.

  • MUBWAR

    the only good rapper i respect outta Miami is rick ross. since 08 his blazing my whip

  • http://pickandroll.tumblr.com/ airs

    i like ye, for real. college dropout is one of my favorite albums.
    but he’s not a better lyricist than common, at least in my opinion. kanye sells more records though, for sure, but i don’t count that as sayin something. shout out to the suburban kids.
    kanye is weird sometimes though, he can be a dope mc/producer one minute, and then he talking about hoes again or somethin. sometimes he can be too hypebeast for me.

  • HAMMER

    Co-sign Rigo Tovar. A lot of latinos hate Pit Bull, including me. Even a lot of the latinas that I know also hate him. His beats tho, I have 2 say r pretty nice. But his flow and his f√¢kin voice r annoying as hell

  • http://www.slamonline.com Eboy

    Maybe Pit Bull will be taken in The Rapture tomorrow.

  • Connor

    I think Twista is dope not because of his rapping, but he has tight beats and tight rappers that rap with him. Same with Ja Rule, I wouldnt ever listen to Ja if he didnt rap half his songs with Irv Gotti and Cadillac Tah. But Twista is a much better rapper than Ja.

  • OvaChicken

    He aint as bad as Leeroy Brown… Common is the top MC outa da Chi . Kanye is all upon his gonads though. :-)

  • http://www.boobgiewilliams.com Boing Dynasty

    “I wouldnt ever listen to Ja if he didnt rap half his songs with Irv Gotti and Cadillac Tah.” Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa???????

  • http://www.boobgiewilliams.com Boing Dynasty

    My head wants to explode after i read that. Im trying to stop it.

  • T-Money

    Connor apparently time travelled to 2001. Murder Inc, really? lol

  • HAMMER

    Have 2 disagree w/Conner. Twista was tight becuz of his rapping. I coulda cared less w/who he rapped with. And Ja? Well, im just gonna decline gettin n2 an argument on that cat

  • http://pickandroll.tumblr.com/ airs

    irv gotti?!?!

  • robb

    Playing like sh*t, rapping like sh*t. Man Boozer sucks these days.

  • http://www.bulls.com Rigo Gonzalez

    LOL @ reverse discrimination!
    Y’all are seriously downplaying Twista’s skills on the mic man.
    If you think it’s just about him rapping fast, listen to “One Last Time” from the Kamikaze album.
    He didn’t rap fast on that one and it was still tight.

  • http://twitter.com/BeezKneezy LA Huey

    Twista’s gotta be an acquired taste because I never got it. But we shouldn’t even compare the quality of Chi rappers to those from MIA (unless we’re making Clipse honorary South Beachians).

  • http://www.bulls.com Rigo Gonzalez

    @HAMMER – nice Rigo Tovar reference.
    I remember being called that all the time as a kid not knowing what the hell they were talking about.

  • HAMMER

    Haha! Any time Rigo Dominguez y su grupo Audaz. Man. Nevermind me. I just know way 2 many ol skool artists. Thanx 2 my parents. Haha!

  • http://www.bulls.com Rigo Gonzalez

    I need to get famous. There’s too many lames with my first name.
    SMH
    And WTF is connor smoking??

  • http://bedotwater.bandcamp.com BE.water

    Fake Shore loves garbage emcees.

    Click my name.

  • http://slamonline BossTerrry

    My flow is sick/ my eyebrows thick/ wait just 1 minute/I’ll be back on that injured list.

  • takashi

    how has no one mentioned Lupe fiasco?…best rapper out of the chi since common

  • http://www.bulls.com Rigo Gonzalez

    BossTerry – in the time it took you to type that, Boozer hurt his ankle again.

  • http://www.bulls.com Rigo Gonzalez

    Yeah, Lupe’s nice.
    But Common’s still the best outta the Chi ever.

  • HAMMER

    BossTerry w/the best post of the day. Haha! Gr8 stuff man

  • HAMMER

    Scott McKnight is the best rapper out of Chicago no doubt. “I used to love H.E.R.” my personal fav. That song is even more tru n 2days “hip-hop”

  • http://www.bulls.com Rigo Gonzalez

    Carlos Boozer raps like a Bosh!

  • http://pickandroll.tumblr.com airs

    lupe’s my dude.
    but lasers was a letdown IMO

  • http://pickandroll.tumblr.com airs

    omg, i just listened to the song.
    omg.

  • http://slamonline.com Bryan Crawford

    I heard this yesterday and I was embarrassed. “Now I got the game laced up… Shoestrings.” WTF?!

  • http://slamonline BossTerrry

    I am very “outta touch” with todays hip-hop. I have 1 Lupe Fiasco song on my I-pod (and usually skip over it when it pops on). How bout Wu,Redman,Alkaholiks,Busta,BIG,the Roots,WC,Camp lo,Outkast,Goodie Mob,Jay-Z.. Anyone?? Anyone?? (thanks for the love Hammer)

  • http://twitter.com/BeezKneezy LA Huey

    I’m a big Lupe fan but Lasers disappointed. I just go back to the Enemy of the State mixtape and pretend that was the official album.

  • http://www.facebook.com/joe.l.brewer3 BlackPhantom

    @LA Huey, Lasers disappointed because Atlantic interfered. It was lyrically really good, but the production sucked for the most part. I’m waiting on Food & Liquor II.

  • http://www.facebook.com/joe.l.brewer3 BlackPhantom

    lol “Popcorn Muscles”. Eboy you never fail to amuse.

  • Yesse

    LMAO. I can’t believe there has been alot more rappers from the Nba lately. These guys make Shaq look like the greatest rapper of all time.

  • M_Chio

    He sounds like Slim Thug, if Slim Thug were missing a chromosome or two.

  • http://www.youtube.com/user/officerbarbrady what

    Joker the Bailbondsman is rollin’ over in his grave. If you used to watch BET Uncut back in the day you know what I’m talking about.

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