Wednesday, May 25th, 2011 at 1:17 pm  |  37 responses

Kris Humphries And Kim Kardashian Engaged

Lamar Odom and Kris Humphries are set to become brothers-in-law, because the NBA and celebrity culture are so awesome. From the Star-Ledger: “Kris Humphries, who had a career year on the court with an average of 10 points and 10.4 rebounds per game, has continued his career year off the court with the announcement of his engagement to tabloid/reality TV sweetheart Kim Kardashian. The happy couple were paid handsomely to divulge the news on the cover of this week’s People Magazine. For Humphries, who becomes a free agent this offseason, first comes love, then comes marriage, then comes increased celebrity status. Like Los Angeles Lakers forward Lamar Odom, who wed another, less popular Kardashian sister last season and now has his own reality TV program, Humphries will see his exposure rise off the court. Forbes Magazine has already estimated that rights to the couple’s wedding photos will sell for around $2 million.”

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  • anynomoose


  • TMT

    Like a humph…

  • riggs

    Can’t turn a h*e into a housewife kris.

  • ashley jones

    i think that kim kardashian and kris humphries should not get married at all.

  • http://www.bulls.com Rigo Gonzalez

    Damn, Kris. What are you thinking?
    Half the NBA and NFL probably already done ran up in that.

  • Groves

    good on him! shes the girl every guy wants one of and he’s the guy every coach wants one of

  • Jealousarewe

    Stop hating! You guys are just jealous. He loves her and she loves him. What does the past matter at this point. Two gorgeous, rich and successful people getting married. Get over it!

  • http://www.slamonline.com Eboy

    I mean….I hate to write this….but..dude must have a gigantic co*k to fill that cavernous hole that’s been excavated by athletes near and far. Cmon…let’s be real. No homo.

  • http://yahoo DIZzznuttz

    even phil jackson tap that h*e..sh*TT ill tap h*e…good luck kris and STDs

  • J-MAC


  • barnabusb

    His parents must be so happy! Hooray!

  • snasty10

    @EBOY couldnt agree more lol, its gotta be like a hot dog down a hallway these days for kim

  • iLL wiLL

    Kim K gettin that ring just as Hump is about to get paid! Well played lady, well played.

  • http://google lawgirl

    I thougt she was still dating Myles Austin. Where did this dude come from?

  • http://www.slamonline.com/online/other-ballers/international/2010/03/flight-75-dc-to-moscow/ Mitya

    I already know a must-own home video for the Humphries family. And it’s not Sleepless in Seattle.

  • http://Slamonline BossTerry

    New Jersey: Where a physical game (not physical appearance) will get you the girl..

  • JTaylor21

    “Oh, come on playa once a ho* always and ho*s never close they open like hallways, so here’s a ho* cake for your whole ho* crew and everybody wants some cuz ho*s gotta eat too, Hooooooooo”

  • bnets

    Nets winning a championship now

  • VEE

    she is such a hypocrite…first of all when her sister khloe was gonna get married with lamar she said that he was tall, and she would never date “giant” men ugh!! she is stupid and lame!! attention whore!

  • http://nicekicks.com meloman2.0

    damn, his life has really picked up since he left the Raptors

  • Fat Lever

    I heard they’re registered at Rite Aid/Walgreens/CVS/ AND Duane Read. Mention Ray J and get a 15% discount on Valtrex.

  • Riggs

    who in the hell is hating? you wanna find a girl who looks better than this plastic chick? go to brazil.

  • http://thetroyblog.com Teddy-the-Bear

    These comments are all insanely stupid.

  • http://twitter.com/smk73 smk73

    That’s two Sixth Man of the Year candidates. Kourtney’s going after Jamal Crawford next.

  • http://google J-Ro

    By calling Khloe the “less popular sister”, does he mean the uglier one? lol

  • Warrior

    LOL at “The happy couple were paid handsomely to divulge the news on the cover of this week’s People Magazine.” so are they’re happily paid..

  • baykusreyiz

    tap that a.s.s bro

  • blakos


  • dannyb

    Kardashian should have waited until after Hump’s contract year. She’s not going to be happy when she’s married to a chump.

  • http://www.fiba.com Darksaber

    Petri dish for STD’s.
    Bravo, Kris.

  • Ronald

    I read that the dude bought her a 20 carat diamond ring. Seriously? The Humph doesn’t make THAT much money right/

  • http://www.slamonline.com melvin ely

    co-sign Dark. Dude better have wolverine’s healing factor just to survive honeymoon night.

  • viqumi

    All you haters are just jealous!

  • Yesse

    Looks like Khloe got the better player..

  • Youngindy21

    It’s obvious now that Kim K. is a gold digger. Why is she always dating athletes? First Reggie Bush, then Miles Austin, and now Kris Humphries She also could have gotten a better NBA player then Kris Humphries. Kim K is pretty but she is dingy and a attention slore.

  • RachaelM

    Kim K has plenty of money… gold digger… I doubt it. And ppl only knock her because they are jealous. Guy knock on her because they can’t have her and girls knock on her cause she’s hot and has money. Haters!!

  • roselyn

    Don’t you people have something better to do than worry about kim and kris’s relationship? I mean really? Stop hating on her. She probably kept dating athletes because they already had money so she wouldn’t have to worry about them trying to take hers. As for her sleeping with other men, who gives a flying f***. She was in a relationship with all of the men, ya’ll wanna act like you ain’t never messed with a hoe ONE night and just left? Stop being hypocrites boys. Like one person said before men hate because they can’t have her and women hate because they wanna look like or be her. Kim you go girl! After all the heartbreak I hope he’s the one. Nothing but peace and love to you and yours. As for the rest of the ladies and men hating, Kim K is one of those females that others just LOVE to hate and try to justify the tHe hate with her past. I know none ya’ll in here innocent so please get over yourself and stf up! That is all…