Sunday, May 22nd, 2011 at 2:55 pm  |  49 responses

LeBron James Credits His Health to Secret Society

How does LeBron James consistently stay in such incredible shape, you ask? Yeah, he’s not answering that one. Via Yahoo! Sports: “LeBron James claims to have a ‘secret society’ back in his hometown of Akron, Ohio. What does he do with this society? He swims laps and takes yoga and Pilates classes. Apparently, this is the secret to James’ ability to stay strong during the grind of the NBA season. He ranked sixth in the regular season in total minutes and his 43.4 minutes per game in the playoffs is second only to the 43.5 averaged by Chicago Bulls forward Luol Deng. ‘I just tried to do stuff to stay above the curve,’ James said after practice Saturday. ‘I took Pilates classes, yoga classes, swimming at auditoriums back home. I can’t tell you exactly where it was at. It’s a secret place. We hold a secret society over there. We don’t tell too many people.’ James played 3,063 minutes in the regular season through 79 games. Through the playoffs, he’s totaled 521 minutes. In the Heat’s Game 4 OT victory over the Boston Celtics in the Eastern Conference semifinals, he played 50 minutes.”

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  • JTaylor21

    Where do I sign up at?

  • http://www.morethanbasketballmg.net More Than Basketball


  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9uk3FWToczA EJ

    (Special) Eddie will be all over this one.

  • Fat Lever

    “Secret society, all we ask is trust”.

  • M_Chio

    Here we go…Illuminati want my mind, soul and my body/Secret society tryin’ to keep their eye on me.. Pee is home! Go Bulls.

  • http://Philosophervision@blogspot.com The Philosopher


  • FLO31

    Everybody wanna be #NT these days…

  • Eddie1

    @EJ I don’t even have to say anything. You’re looking quite foolish right now. Look it was a Celtics Grizz finals with Celtics winning in 6. It was a pretty good series. Unfortunately the powers that be wouldn’t have that and thus now there is a time parallax that now is pushing for a Heat Dallas finals series. Something palpable for Bron. We’ll see how it goes you dumb fool.

  • Mike Mike

    Here we go I’m just waiting for the ignorant Illuminati comments in 3..2..1..

  • Jer Boi

    he’s takin roids over there

  • kh

    I’ve been preaching yoga and meditation for years now.
    Its about time athletes are finally beginning to acknowledge it’s power

  • Stylez G.Write

    I’ve been preaching yoga,meditation,EPO,creatine,HGH,BGH,FRS and that stuff Gary Sheffield said he didn’t know he was taking for years now.
    Its about time athletes are finally beginning to acknowledge it’s power….

  • http://slamdumb.com/ TheDoc

    I’m crediting his health to this doctor. He’s the best:


    C’mon Eddie. Illuminati us

  • http://www.courtvisionmag.com caseyouainthurd

    how is it a secret society anymore if told yahoo sports?


    I have heard that they all meet n barn, wear bubble wrap jumpsuits and worship Zoltan.

  • ayyyyy


  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9uk3FWToczA EJ

    AAAAAAAAA look at Eddie’s comment!!!!!!!

  • AD

    hes a free mason no surprise…..

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9uk3FWToczA EJ

    Can somebody explain how that hand triangle sign means he’s a freemason?

  • http://slamonline BossTerrry

    Whats worse than getting drunk and facebooking?? Dropping acid and slamonlineing…

  • bashmo

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  • bashmo

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  • fearlessbrother

    yo the secret society = your local YMCA ! Get with it people! :)

  • Eddie1

    Illuminati don’t even give a damn anymore about their secrets or not. Case in point, the Mavs hittin them 3′s against the Lakers, Kareem actin the fool, this NBA draft where bird brain boy got the first pick, the Grant Hill against homophobia commercial, they just don’t care. They putting themselves out there. What y’all idiots gonna do? None of you man enough to help me take a stand. Written by Eddie May 22nd 2062. God Bless.

  • http://slamonline BossTerrry


  • http://Slamonline.com Hossy

    You think illuminati is just a f’n conspiracy theory? That’s why conservative rascists are all running sh!t and your phone is tapped by the federal govt

  • http://slamonline.com Rocksinmypants

    Wasn’t King James gay?

  • http://www.slamonline.com Angel of Stern

    Hossy wins with the Immortal Technique reference

  • http://www.fiba.com Darksaber

    BossTerrry’s facepalm was the funniest reaction to an Eddie special yet. Had me laughing real loud.

  • Irfan

    So where does his “secret society” sell EPO and stuff?

  • http://slamonline BossTerrry

    Haha, thanks Saber.. Truth is, we’re all entitled to make our own decisions, and have our own beliefs, and in one small way or another, it might impact the world.. There is no higher power making us do ANYTHING, unless you count instincts. Out of curiosity, I went to that illuminati website, and found 95% of it to be horse s#!t.. Sorry that there are people on here who have been anal-probed by aliens (allegedly) and feel the need to make bone-headed comments.. I will believe Mr. Stern has the game fixed before something bigger has control.. A trip to the doc., and some Preperation H should clean you right up.. =)

  • http://www.triplejunearthed.com/dacre Dacre

    Preperation H… Ben Folds sang about that. Illuminati….? I think not.

  • AD
  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9uk3FWToczA EJ

    So, how does that make him a freemason? And I didn’t know good sign or 3 ball sign meant 666. That’s retarded.

  • http://www.slamonline.com Max

    Are there roids in Ohio?

  • AD

    @EJ i mean it sounds stupid but if you look at all the sings he did and all the signs in the mason videos its pretty obvious

  • http://www.meggarts.com Ralph megginson


  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9uk3FWToczA EJ


  • http://slamonline.com nbk

    Look at a dollar bill EJ. See the triangle with an eye in the middle? its the roc! — Doesn’t signify free masonry (although it “can”), it signifies Roc-A-Fella records, which supposedly also signifies the illuminati. Its the triangle with an eye in the middle, just google Jay-Z Illuminati connection.

  • http://slamonline.com nbk

    when I say it signifies Roc-a-fella I mean the hand signal. Not the triangle on the dollar bill, that actually is a free-masonry sign…. — and everyone who is worried about the NWO, you can stop, it already happened, it’s called the United States of America, it accomplished everything the “illuminati/freemasons” wanted to accomplish, except a unified economy.

  • Thegodsbwitus

    I feel stupid for even reading through this garbage

  • ratguts

    Jesus, is this slam or some Alex Jones fansite?

  • http://www.backpicks.com/2011/04/11/the-nbas-top-defenders-in-2011/ nbk

    Well it certainly isn’t church, so no need to ask Jesus. What is this xbox live, what is ratguts? see anyone can complain, why don’t you just move along if you don’t like the conversation.

  • http://slamonline BossTerrry

    Eddie is from the future.. join him, just drink the kool-aid…

  • bike

    Something tells me LeBron’s build is not the result of pilates and yoga. The secret society is a dating site where genetically gifted men mate with genetically gifted women to spawn genetically gifted athletes.

  • Ryan

    waste of 5 mins….

  • http://ashley.com ashley

    jeses christ is daa only person we need…give ur life to christ become a christian..read the holy bible..nd pray for all those unsaved souls…like j-z,rihanna,young money,beonce.etc…all those pose to be illumantis….to me its a play to make all yall think they rule da world so they can get more money..but the only person that rules daa world is God

  • http://ashley.com ashley

    jesus christ