Saturday, May 7th, 2011 at 12:39 pm  |  7 responses

Shane Battier Rescued From Elevator

Good news is Mr. Battier made it out in time for practice. Whew! “Call it the ultimate man defense. Grizzlies forward Shane Battier says he was literally boxed in when stuck in an elevator between floors for 25 minutes on his way to practice. Battier said Friday after practice the elevator at his apartment building stopped between floors Friday morning. He had just enough of a view of a floor that he thought about how he might contort his body to escape, if necessary. He says he was stuck with only a cup of coffee and his phone as he waited for help. While he waited, Battier tweeted about being stuck and the blessings of working elevators. Authorities freed him in time for practice.”

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  • http://www.slamonline.com Max

    lol

  • HAMMER

    “Being Shane Malcovich”

  • LA Huey

    Blame it on Kendrick Prankins

  • M_Chio

    Z-Bo woulda recused him but he was busy with a blunt and a dozen strippers. That was uncalled for.

  • MUBWAR

    that was uncalled for Chio. Ima smoking 1 right now and im offended.

  • M_Chio

    No, Zach’s the man, that was a low blow. Wonder what kind of conversations Zach and Shane have? Or Shane and Tony Allen. Or Shane and OJ. ‘The Association’ should have definitely followed the Grizz, not the Cs. And been on HBO.

  • Brahsef

    Lol at Hammer. Nice reference

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