Wednesday, May 18th, 2011 at 4:37 pm  |  16 responses

Sounding Off: An Angeleno Facelift For ‘The Lake Show’

Also: Commentary on the Cavs’ new lottery win.

by Sandy Dover / @SandmanSeven

Sometimes, I have a lot of thoughts and opinions on some happenings that have occurred in the world of the NBA. But many times, I don’t have the conviction to write 700 words on every singular subject of interest — but I may have a bunch of short bits to communicate en masse, on occasion. And so I’ll be Sounding Off on occasion. Holler.

The Los Angeles Lakers swept, huh? As a member of the media, I should be objective but I’ve always thought fondly of Phil Jackson and whenever he’s in the Playoffs (always), I’ve always wanted him to win championships. It’s Michael Jordan’s fault–my love for those Chicago Bulls as a kid made me love Jackson as a byproduct of that love, and so that’s that. Anyway, the issue of Kobe Bryant…I’ve said since 2008 that Kobe was slowing down considerably. He probably should’ve been an option 1B) this year, and I was actually in the camp that wanted Carmelo Anthony to go to Los Angeles for that reason alone. Sure, Andrew Bynum would’ve had to go (and the Lakers might not have survived with ‘Melo this year), but it would’ve ensured that Kobe had someone to help dominate on the perimeter with him and he could really go into Mamba Mode. Now? Kobe will be grinding down on those old legs like a past-his-prime racehorse on rusting shoes.

And yes, I said it. Kobe’s…old. I mean, he’s young, but he’s old and I have my doubts about his being able to win as his athleticism continually lag. Everyone seems to want to compare him to Jordan, but MJ was considerably fresher, had a stronger and more muscular build, and had a jumper that was A-U-T-O-MATIC (*wink* to you Prince fans out there in Los Angeles). Kobe? His jumper’s never been that kind of “on,” and the last time he had fresh legs was in the summer of 2007. I have my doubts. In my opinion, the Lakers have to trade their draft picks and either Pau Gasol or Bynum for a star wing, because this…this isn’t happening; the Lakers as we know them are fractured and can quickly become broken in due time. It would be great if they could get Rudy Gay in a blockbuster trade…but let’s face it–that’s not gonna happen.

But I went to ESPN’s Trade Machine to make the changes happen anyway.

The L.A. Lakers get Rudy Gay, Zach Randolph and Xavier Henry
The Memphis Grizzlies get Pau Gasol, Derrick Caracter, and Devin Ebanks
The Sacramento Kings get Ron Artest and Derek Fisher

(That trade would really work some things out for the Lakers…and a Gasol brothers partnership would be excellent, as the Memphis Grizzlies would also get a Gay-ish kind of player and basically a younger, less talented version of Z-Bo; the Sacramento Kings would be getting back rabble-rouser Ron Artest and ultimate team man Derek Fisher.)

The Cleveland Cavaliers are winners of the 2011 NBA Draft Lottery. I think it’s more indicative of a silly, bad-luck-bound Los Angeles Clippers organization, since it’s their former pick that they traded away, unprotected, to the Cavs in the first place. It’s crazy to think that the Clippers could have Kyrie Irving with Eric Gordon in the backcourt, along with Blake Griffin at the centerpiece…it’s unconscionable that whoever is in charge let that pick go unprotected to Cleveland with Baron Davis, but God help the Cavaliers if they can use this as a way to bury the bad blood between them and a Mr. LeBron Raymone James. In the meantime, this is only fuel to get the Cavs back on track. I have my own doubts about the Cavaliers as competent decision-makers, but I do believe that they have a decent understanding of what to do, and in this case, snapping up Irving is a blessing for them. They can get a very motivated (and free agent-to-be) B-Diddy to show his fellow former All-American understudy the ropes and also show Cleveland a good time for next year with a healthy team. Of course, the Cavs own the fourth selection in the same 2011 Draft as well, and they can maybe find a backup center worthy of grooming behind Anderson Varejao or getting a shooting guard or maybe even using that pick as bait to make a trade worthy of bettering the roster.

In short, as long as owner Dan Gilbert sounds less like “Seinfeld”‘s Soup Nazi about their former superstar and keeps his mouth shut, while the team continues to upgrade its personnel, I think the Cleveland Cavs will just fine.

Also, rest in peace, Robert Traylor. One of my favorite jerseys growing up was a Nike polyester “Durasheen” version of his navy Michigan Wolverines college jersey. He was unremarkable in the NBA, but for the people that remember him in college, they can probably attest to his talent and uncanny ability to play nimbly as a 300-lb. monster of a man on the hardwood (in Air Jordans, of course). My favorite memory of him was in the 1998 Draft, where he hugged his weeping grandma when he was announced as the sixth overall pick by the Dallas Mavericks. God be with his family.

Sandy Dover is a novelist/writer, artist, and fitness enthusiast whose work has been featured and published by US News, Yahoo!, Robert Atwan’s “America Now,“ and now in Buckets and Playmaker magazines. You can find Sandy frequently here at SLAMonline and at Twitter as well.

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  • robb

    I didn’t like your piece Sandy. I like your enthusiasm, but this just wasn’t good at all.

  • http://slamonline.com walt williams

    The Sacramento Kings need Fisher and Artest like I need more hair on my back

  • Drew

    Ok that trade is so lopsided for the Grizz and the Kings. Kings don’t need Artest or Fisher since they’re currently in rebuilding mode. The Grizzlies aren’t going to trade Z-Bo and Gay to bring back Gasol. They never made it out of the 1st round when they had him.

  • http://www.newyorkshockexchange.com Shock Exchange

    You slight Pau Gasol? First Shannon Brown and now you? If this were the 90′s Bulls and Shannon Brown had tweeted “I did not sleep with Michael Jordan’s woman” on Saturday night, he would have been frying fish by Sunday morning >> http://clicky.me/5KzO

  • derek

    with all respect you have to remeber Michael Jordan had a break because of his retirement for a bit and Kobe has been going at it for 15 straight years. I love both of them though.

  • hoodsnake

    True Sandy , Mike has a better shooting % and he never played with dominant bigs really. Good piece.

  • http://www.slamonline.com/online/category/blogs/san-dova-speak-easy/ San Dova

    ROBB > Thank you for your honesty and RESPECT. I don’t get much of that from people who may not agree with my columns from time to time.

    WALT WIZARD WILLIAMS & DREW > The Kings need some veteran leadership and who better than Derek Fisher? He also KNOWS how to play point guard and off-the-ball, something that Tyreke needs to become more nuanced at. Pau Gasol and Mark Gasol would be very complimentary and push each other. I think the Grizzlies would do that in the right situation.

    SHOCK EXCHANGE > LOLOLOL

    DEREK > Yeah, you’re right about MJ. With Kobe, though, his prime is now gone, I believe. He has to now cede some of the spotlight to someone who can carry more of his load, so that they can win.

    HOODSNAKE > Thank you, sir.

  • Ansonpanson

    there are too many grammatical errors in this piece…

  • http://dsjkflf.com Jukai

    Sandy, for the love of god, please set your firewall to block the ESPN trade machine. I can’t even read the rest of your article. Your trade was that painful.
    I WANT you to succeed. I want you to prove me wrong. But good lord, you’re like if Isiah Thomas and Elgin Baylor had a baby who got dropped on his head a lot.

  • gani

    the trade seems too biased towards the lakers. i bet popovich would be pissed if that trade actually happened.

  • Morgan

    No way Grizz are trading Z-Bo after giving him his money and him taking them to second round..no chance – terrible trade idea…If you want a Gasol partnership, watch the Spanish National team.

  • http://www.slamonline.com/online/category/blogs/san-dova-speak-easy/ San Dova

    JUKAI > I can always count on your “critiques”…thank you for the attention given.

    GANI, MORGAN > It’s all hypothetical, but essentially Gasol and Randolph is a wash. The Lakers are very savvy trade partners, and Michael Heisley isn’t a genius with his payroll–he’s just lucky.

  • Morgan

    @ San Dova > true, the Lakers are likely to get more out of a trade then what they put in. I guess in truth I’m just against any trade that involves Pau. He didn’t play great in the playoffs but I think with the way Dirks going off just now can we really blame him (as much as we have)? Trading Bynum for Z-Bo/Mark would make more sense to me given his injury worries but I don’t think Mitch wants to trade Drew. Should the emphasis not be on retooling what is essentially a championship team rather than explode it? I think Sac-town would love your trade though.

  • http://www.slamonline.com/online/category/blogs/san-dova-speak-easy/ San Dova

    MORGAN > Yeah, I see where you’re coming from. I just think Pau would have a stronger and more productive constitution with Marc, because Marc’s very grounded and having your talented brother on the floor would always keep his confidence high and help to insulate him from most troubles; Marc’s also healthy all the time, unlike Bynum, and Pau requires rhythm and comfort in his role, which isn’t always there with the Lakers. People keep forgetting that Pau is a top-5 player in the league when he’s at his best, and he just had a bad time. He’s done great in L.A., but I bet reuniting on a very, very good Memphis team would make him just as happy and play even better more consistently. Sacramento could really use a Ron Artest and a Derek Fisher, especially. That team is a body with no head or discernable spirit.

  • Morgan

    Great points – but as a Laker fan I don’t know if I’d prefer Bynum/Z-Bo or the Gasol Combination more. Given the fact we might not even be running the triangle next year it would be hard to tell which is more effective. Does a trade with Marc (instead of Z-Bo) work out? I think Marc/Pau fit better for Kobe and Gay as Pau has the better Mid-range(High post extended) game for PnRs.
    Sacramento could even use a Luke Walton (someone whos been on a championship team long enough to know the ins and outs)…i never thought I’d use that phrase

  • http://www.slamonline.com/online/category/blogs/san-dova-speak-easy/ San Dova

    I don’t think Memphis would give away TWO Gasols, lol. They wouldn’t do that just out of spite. Your other observations are wise, though. I hadn’t thought of the triangle not being used, possibly, in the future. With Z-Bo, he’s experienced enough, young enough, and not humble enough to play with great players and he’s getting paid, so he’d be happy and he would only get better with Kobe. I wonder if Pau, to some extent, is getting worn down by Kobe’s intensity.

    Your view of Luke Walton is very true and definitely would be highly valued, but I doubt the Kings would take his salary.

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