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Saturday, June 11th, 2011 at 4:51 pm  |  34 responses

Nate Robinson Cited For Public Urination

The New York Post reports that the former Knick caught a charge that most people won’t brag about: “Three-time NBA slam-dunk champ Nate Robinson was busted early yesterday for relieving himself on a downtown White Plains street, police said. Cops caught the ex-Knick, whose 5-foot-9 height belies his 43½-inch vertical leap, in flagrante delicto at 1:53 a.m. across the street from City Hall. ‘One of our officers spotted a gentleman, later identified as Nathaniel Robinson, urinating on the sidewalk in full view,’ White Plains Police Commissioner David Chong told The Post.”

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  • http://www.slamonline.com Max

    Well, if he urinates on street, I wonder what he left on the bench in OKC….

  • Spiiita

    Cops caught the ex-Knick, whose 5-foot-9 height belies his 43½-inch… you guys are dirty .

  • Brahsef

    Lol, the headline had me buggin before I even read the story.

  • HAMMER

    “I could get uro-mysotisis poisoning and die”

  • ripslam

    If you gotta go, you gotta go.

  • http://www.stonesthrow.com Michael NZ

    Child, please.

  • robb

    l’enfant qui pissse

  • robb

    *pisse

  • http://slamonline.com The Black Rick Kamla

    across the street from City Hall fam (White Plains city hall but STILL)???? I know pissin on the streets is like a rite of passage in NYC but c’mon son

  • mike

    Seattle stand up…the women can sit down though…

  • fizzbucket

    Sort of unrelated, but what does his height/vertical have anything to do with the story?

  • MUBWAR

    looool at robb…unfortunately these americans don’t understand

  • LeBron de Con

    Aw, that just Nate redistributing the urine.

  • Lochness

    He knows how to party.

  • MBE18

    So what. I’m sure the cop who arrested him has pissed outside before. No big deal! Just a little fine.

  • blah blah

    MUBWAR…. That’s what Google Translate is for. Actually pretty funny.

  • http://redoftoothandclaw.ca niQ

    Classy.

  • MUBWAR

    hahahaha good one

  • wildcats

    Will Lebron get fined? He has been s**t in public for a few games now

  • http://slamonline.com tealish

    ^hahaha

  • http://bedotwater.bandcamp.com BE.water

    LOL @ wildcats

  • Yesse

    Should have called a timeout like Bow Wow in Like Mike.

  • c.a.

    That was not Wildcats, it was me. SORT IT OUT SLAM. Hopefully I didn’t say something Wildcats does not agree with.

    c.a. Posted: Jun.12 at 1:31 am
    Will Lebron get fined? He has been s**t in public for a few games now

  • http://www.slamoline.com Max

    @MUBWAR
    It means the kid that pisses? :D

  • http://www.acb.com A l a n

    he should have jumped over the policeman… while pissing haha lol

  • http://Slamonline BossTerry

    “Hey, whats that midget doing holding a worm on the side of the road, Wait! thats his weenis”!!

  • rkirby

    Uri-Nate Robinson

  • mike

    lol^

  • EtheKnickFan

    wow

  • Jer Dawg

    Lol. Well, I public urinate, but I like to water the lawn. Concrete doesn’t grow, but plants/flowers do. So, Nate, make good use of the natural resources. Redistribute the liquid.

  • http://www.rich-imaging.com Dutch Rich

    Looking forward to him incorporating the Manekken Pis dunk at the next All Star.

  • http://fivemag.de Speedy

    That last one was ridiculous.
    Dutch rich is funny.

  • Jesse Dunns Ghost

    In other news, big baby, better known as shrek, was cited for slobbering in public..

  • http://Philosophervision@blogspot.com The Philosopher

    Shout out to Ozzy Osbourne.

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