Monday, August 22nd, 2011 at 9:25 am  |  33 responses

Police Stopped the Kim Kardashian/Kris Humphries Wedding Party

There was too much douchebaggery noise at the star-studded wedding, according to the neighbors who called the cops, who then tried to put a stop to the festivities. Reports the NY Post: “Kim Kardashian wed basketball star Kris Humphries in a lavish ceremony Saturday night, but the party was shut down early after stuffy neighbors called the cops complaining about the noise. The curvy star, wearing Vera Wang, wed the New Jersey Nets star and current free agent Humphries in a huge tent set out on a sprawling Montecito estate. But following the speeches, dinner, live performances and first dance, the music, spun by DJ Cassidy, was shut down by authorities at midnight after complaints from local residents. A source told us, ‘Around midnight DJ Cassidy, who had been spinning for an hour, was ordered to shut down because the neighbors were complaining about the volume of the music. The neighbors didn’t come over, but they called the police. Kim took the news OK and seemed relaxed about it, but her sister Khloe was pretty upset and making a bit of a scene. She kept talking to the wedding planner to see if there was anything they could do, but there wasn’t. But the party kept going anyway and most people stayed until about 2 a.m. Despite the early end to the dancing, everyone had a great time, and Kim looked beautiful and very happy.’”

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  • http://www.slamonline.com Max

    Basketball star Kris Humphries..

  • respect

    @Max lmao all of a sudden hes with a kardashian and hes a star now

  • RDeahn

    Calling Kris Humphries a star in the NBA is a disgrace to the game of basketball. REAL Recognizes REAL.

  • stayweird38

    This white fool is a straight up SCRUB he ain’t no star! “Come on..

  • http://www.twitter.com/nflem41 Nicolas Fleming

    Yeah, white players will never do anything in the NBA…

  • shuref00t

    Oh c’mon, let the newlyweds enjoy their party! This marriage will last less than a year, since divorces are still fashionable among [pseudo] celebrities. Humphries will be a bachelor before Kim’s next reality show.

  • Riggs

    thought he was mixed.

  • Jer dawg

    His profile is raised and more publicity for the Kardashians. I don’t dislike them, but it’s funny how everything seems like it’s staged and it’s always Ryan Seacrest pushing all the buttons. ”
    Oooh! More drama with Kim’s wedding, watch next week’s episode!”
    All press is good press for her. Watch yourself Lamar and watch yourself Kris.

  • red Schott

    His race is relevant.

    Not (see what I did there)

  • robb

    wait…Kris Humphries is an NBA player??

  • bnets

    haters gon hate the Hump

  • http://www.slamonline.com blackvictory23

    @stayweird38…Kris Humphries father is black. Stop hating; jealousy is a female trait.

  • http://theghostofroyhobbs.blogspot.com Mo Charlo

    They keep using the word “star” wrong.

  • JL

    basketball star. lol. He played very well last season though. I always thought when he was on the Mavs why they didn’t play him more for his energy and rebounds.

  • http://www.bulls.com Enigmatic

    Basketball star.
    Sounds about right to me.
    How many people in the US play organized basketball?
    Millions, right?
    OK, now how many of them played in the NBA last year?
    About 450 or so, right?
    Sounds like a star to me.
    It said basketball star, not NBA star, right?

  • http://slamonline.com The Black Rick Kamla

    dudes a ball player…sleep on him and he’ll jam on you period…and he hustles….I’ve definitely got respect for his game

  • http://www.bulls.com Enigmatic

    A double double in under 30 minutes a game?
    Yeah, dude is nice.

  • LW II

    So if Kris H. is white?…What is Obama…(same situation and everyone says Obama is Black)?

  • http://slamonline.com Allenp

    He’s light-skinned. That’s the confusion. Lol.

  • http://slamonline.com Allenp

    Like Rashida Jones.

  • underdog

    I know every cool people should hate on him, but Humphries is actually a decent player. Not a star, though.

  • http://www.google.com/news BETCATS

    He is like a poor man’s Blake in every single way…including appearance.

  • http://www.slamonline.com blackvictory23

    real talk @BETCATS, are you gay? Humphries had a career year last year and was a sleeper beast for my multiple league champion ESPN Fantasy NBA squads.

    On any given night, Kris would shoot 8 for 10, grab 15 rebounds and make most of his free throws. If Dwight Howard goes to Brooklyn; Kris & Superman would be a killer combo in the (center-weak) east. One

  • bike

    Kris IS a star…now that he’s hitched to Kim. Wait till their bunga bunga sex tape goes viral.

  • O

    I’m not even hating on Kris Humphries cause he’s smashing out probably the baddest chick in the world, i’m calling him a tarunt-tarunt for MARRYING one of the most famous fame whores who ever lived. Kim can get it, but she’s not wifey material. Not if you really want someone respectful. She went from Ray J to Reggie to Austin to Kanye to Kris, then back to Reggie, and back to Ray and back to Kris – Son! This is the woman who you chose to represent you?! You’re a jackass. Unless he’s doing this to elevate his stature – which it has if they’re calling him a “star” – then dude got duped. I do have Kim Kardashian ranked pretty high on my Smash List (Too bad Lang never posted it. I get why though. Wants to avoid lawsuits), but it was in the Trophy Wife category. Which is what she is now…

  • http://slamonline.com datkid

    kris humpries is decent.. and i respect his game.. calling him a star is a little far tho..honestly everything the kardashians touch turns to gold so i wouldn’t really complain about her being a fame whore

  • http://slamonline.com LakeShow

    ^We have different ideas of “Gold.”

  • O


  • http://www.bulls.com Enigmatic

    An “Omar’s Smash List” article. Now THAT would be gold(en)!

  • O

    Yeah man. I can only imagine how many comments and debates it would spark. But it’s just toooo raw for this site I guess. It would cause controversy though. I can’t front. Don’t want my peeps up at Slam to get into trouble on my perverted account.

  • That Dude

    You got to do it O, put it somewhere else, but you gotta do it.

    I really don’t think anyone is hating on Kris, no self-respecting man would wife a chick who has a publicized sex tape with another dude. I don’t care how fine she is. Everyone is just recognizing that the dude is a jackass, like you said.

  • http://slamonline.com datkid

    we just gonna act like people don’t win rings whenever they marry a kardashian? I’d marry a kardashian… lmfao… no you guys are right tho

  • http://slamonline.com Tae

    Everybody been in that, n Ray j made it national. I feel like she is a confused woman behind all tha physical stuff. I mean come on jumping to all those dudes in so little time