Monday, October 31st, 2011 at 1:25 pm  |  52 responses

Kim Kardashian Files for Divorce from Kris Humphries

The news doesn’t come as a surprise. According to people who’d know such things, the Kim Kardsashian/Kris Humphries union is coming to an end. (Bad last few weeks for Kris, huh?): “Kim Kardashian filed for divorce Monday morning, after 72 days of not-so-wedded bliss to Kris Humphries TMZ has learned, and now we have the documents. We’re told even though the marriage was short, she is not seeking an annulment. It’s a garden variety divorce, in which Kim cites ‘irreconcilable differences.’ The date of separation is listed as today, Oct. 31, 2011. According to the docs, Kim wants Kris to foot his own lawyers’ fees and she’ll pay hers. And, she wants the court to reject any move by Kris to get spousal support. And, the docs list the length of the marriage as a measly 2 months. Kim has hired disso-queen Laura Wasser, who has repped the likes of Britney Spears, Maria Shriver, Angelina Jolie, Ryan Reynolds, and Robyn Gibson, Mel’s almost ex-wife. As we first reported, the couple has a prenuptial agreement … Kim made sure of that.”

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    WHO CARES!!!!
    they both washed up

  • thecomputerdude

    The whole marriage was a hoax. Kris and Kim made a couple dollars in the process. No surprise at all.

  • http://nba.com GP23

    Well, at least he “hit it and quit it” with her. Lucky motherf***er.

  • mike

    His and idiot. They have all on http://www.sportsaddict.biz

  • http://www.bulls.com Enigmatic

    Now she can be on Basketball Wives too!

  • mgballer

    Kris too is asking for a 53-47 split.

  • http://www.slamonline.com UNFROZEN CAVEMAN LAWYER


  • MaxIsNative


  • takashi

    Lol enigmatic wins


    LOOOOOOOL at baller

  • http://idunkonthem.blogspot.com albie1kenobi

    true love lasted shorter than the nba lockout.

  • http://idunkonthem.blogspot.com albie1kenobi

    Boyz II Men’s “end of the road” is playing in my head. i feel devastated. i’m gonna miss big gentle kris throwing sweet lovely kim into the ocean in Bora Bora and making her cry cause she lost her diamond earrings in the water.

  • http://www.kobebeefnba.com LDR4

    Goodbye Nets championship chances.

  • bike

    Sounds like Kris had enough. Turns out Kim liked to cover his balls with black shoe polish when he was asleep. Unable to get a reasonable explaination from Kim, Kris decided it was best if they parted ways.

  • AD

    @LDr4 DWIGHT is coming……………

  • Heals

    Love it Matic and mg, Man this one is ripe. Couple that with most commentor’s feelings about the lockout right now and this could be a roast by the end of the day. By comparison they make Khlomar look like Romeo and Juliet…

  • http://www.fiba.com Darksaber

    @ Heals: There’s a german word for sewage, utter stinking sewage pit called KLOAKE.
    Your “Khlomar” just made me spit up my drink. How fitting.

  • http://cnbc.com JTaylor21


  • http://www.slamonline.com Nick Tha Quick

    And so, the discussions about Wedding Related Income (WRI) begin…

  • http://www.youtube.com/user/officerbarbrady what

    As the great American philosophers Calvin Broadus, Andre Young, and Chris Bridges among others have said, you can’t turn a ho into a housewife.

  • Ali

    Kris Humphries = Clown

  • Ali

    He should have taken notes from Ray J…Hit it, make a vid, collect some dollaz, and bounce… Mark-A**….

  • O

    Can’t turn a hoe into a housewife, fool!!!


    In my opinion, Kim will find true love when she’s not looking for it and the reality cameras are off. She’s a beautiful person inside and out and she’ll make a great wife when she finds her soulmate.

  • http://www.bulls.com Enigmatic

    Please tell me you’re not serious, ORANGE…

  • http://cnbc.com JTaylor21

    The decline of the male species coincides with Orange’s comments.

  • O

    Orange is hoping Kim reads his post and reaches out to him. LOLOL.Let’s be real. Kim will FOREVER be a fame whore. That’s just who she is. You really think she wants to marry a nobody?!? I will say this, Kim does seem like a nice person (wouldn’t go as far as to say beautiful), but her mind is on 6. CRAZY materialistic and superficial. Id still smash her though. Kris USED her too. That’s pretty obvious. Who the hell knew who he was before her? Before her he was that goofy lookin’ nucca on the Nets.

  • http://www.bulls.com Enigmatic

    YO JTaylor, you realize “male” is not a species, right? lmao

  • Heals

    Hey Saber now I’ve got the opposite association; everytime I hear Khlomar I’m going to think Kloake. Word Orange, her soulmate should get a pretty good idea about her inner beauty from that “home video” she whipped up with RayJ…

  • O

    That said, I saw the home video she made and her head game looks WEAK!!! No wonder every dude she dates plays her out…

  • Dre

    Now we wait for the sex tape.

  • http://slamonline.com datkid

    Orange…. wow…

  • http://aol QGallday

    weknew they was gonna do this from jumpstreet family….was jus waitin fir it…..shaking my head everytime i hear about it cant even bust a laugh

  • http://www.bulls.com Enigmatic

    datkid…nice tweet this weekend, LMAO

  • jayb

    at least from the prenup he should get a decent payday,..he aint melo like kimmy’s bestie…la la…melo gets paid…kris doesn’t. man if i were a guest and had to get a gift…i would be ticked!!!! kimmy back to bush???

  • snyper48

    Orange are you serious? On the other hand, can we start a countdown for Kim to show up her new athlete boyfriend?

  • blakos

    Sensitive stuff from Orange. I’m getting all emotional

  • Do Work

    i wonder how kris’s crazy ass dad is taking this….

  • andy

    while this may look bad for kris now.. the amount of booty he will get after being married to kim will go up by an insane amount! damn tall ass twilight lookin dude n you know b*tches be crazy

  • http://slamonline.com datkid

    lmaoo enig which one!

  • robb

    what took her so long?

  • http://ZOGS.COM ZOGS

    I TOLD KRIS WHEN HE WAS ABOUT TO MARRY THAT “Bro that BlTCH is mine, all i need to do is snap my fingers and she’ll be giving me a two-handed blowjob”.

  • http://ZOGS.COM ZOGS

    But in all reality i feel really bad for this dude. i heard he came back from the gym still wearing his wedding ring, and telling the media that he still think they can make it work…. 72 DAYS THEY WERE TOGETHER!!!!!
    72 DAYS!!!!!!!!!!

  • http://www.slamonline.com Slick Ric

    IAMORANGE4EVER had the funniest comment of the day. sorry Enig and Baller, LMAO.

  • http://Slamonline.com nbk

    I tweeted that Housewives line earlier Matic. And was about too say it here. I guess you beat me too it though lol shoulda ™ that

  • Jwizz


  • http://www.slamonline.com Nick Tha Quick

    I don’t know which I’m more excited about being back on the market, Kim K or the McRib.

  • L

    @Mgballer, LMFAO!!! L

  • http://slamonline.com Neitel#2

    Kim now is a Basketball Wifes candidate..dont be surprised if she gets the nod to lead the next season. and kris, you are an id!ot…even though people say crazy things about her and all that, she seems to be a faithful girl..good way to scew that up, i hope u have a horrible season, IF since u came in the league haven’t had one…whioch you have, cause you dont make the all star at all, or even first team in anything. Scrub.

  • http://www.slamonline.com UNFROZEN CAVEMAN LAWYER


  • jdote

    I’m not worried about Kris, dude is nice at rebounding


    Ha ha ha, so I see a lot of you got a chuckle from my comments regarding Kim, but honest, I really wasn’t trying to be funny. I will say I did laugh at some of your reactions to my comments though. It’s all good. And as for “O”…how on earth are you drawing the conclusion that my comment regarding Kim finding love was made in an effort to try and get her to reach out to me? You gotta be kidding me! Making a comment on a SLAM thread under a pseudonym is not going to get me Kim Kardashian’s attention. Oh and O, just a suggestion, but GFYS tonight.