Wednesday, November 30th, 2011 at 9:50 am  |  41 responses

Former NBA Player Spud Webb to Coach a Team of Strippers


Spud Webb is now a coach, but not for your typical basketball team. The Sporting News explains: “The 5-foot-7 Webb was announced Tuesday as a head coach—for Rick’s Cabaret/New York City—at the gentlemen’s club dubbed as the ‘No. 1 strip club in New York’ by Playboy.com. What team is that, you ask? In an effort to provide basketball fans with entertainment while the NBA works toward getting the season started, the ‘sexy women’s team’ was formed as part of the Rick’s Basketball Association, comprised of teams from Rick’s Cabaret International. Webb’s New York team will play games against Minneapolis Downtown Cabaret and Tootsie’s Cabaret in Miami. ‘These ladies are fabulous and have obvious talents and skills,’ Webb said. ‘I can’t think of a better way to entertain long-suffering NBA fans.’”

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  • UNFROZEN CAVEMAN LAWYER Posted: Nov.30 at 9:57 am
    ALL THATS LEFT IS TO BRING IN PIP AND HIS GANG OF MIDGETS.

  • Quagmire Posted: Nov.30 at 10:00 am
    Giggidy

  • Charles Posted: Nov.30 at 10:25 am
    Love this

  • Niio Posted: Nov.30 at 10:31 am
    Team pictures??

  • EtheKnickFan Posted: Nov.30 at 10:31 am
    Too easy.

  • Yesse Posted: Nov.30 at 10:45 am
    Well this should be interesting… I agree with Niko, where are the pictures?

  • Jono Posted: Nov.30 at 10:49 am
    A new low…..even for Spud….

  • niQ Posted: Nov.30 at 10:54 am
    LOL. Didn’t think I’d start the day with news like this. hahhha

  • alf Posted: Nov.30 at 10:54 am
    Are some of these women even taller than Spudd webb?

  • Noel Posted: Nov.30 at 11:09 am
    “obvious talents and skills” yes, pole-dancing is a skill

  • dfrance21 Posted: Nov.30 at 11:20 am
    Its a shame what these former athletes will attach their names to in order to make a buck.

  • The Black Rick Kamla Posted: Nov.30 at 11:33 am
    @Jono stole the words out of my mouth…..very low smh

  • Money$hot Posted: Nov.30 at 11:42 am
    I love this game!

  • Zabbah Posted: Nov.30 at 11:44 am
    lmao. spud’s the man. the rest of ya’ll are jealous mofos. go to back to your ugly a$$ wifies with their sagging titties.

  • mdshuai33 Posted: Nov.30 at 11:49 am
    “talants and skill” read: T and A.

  • dfrance21 Posted: Nov.30 at 11:52 am
    I see what you did there Jono. lol

  • hushabomb Posted: Nov.30 at 11:56 am
    I wonder if he can get a lap dance while he is sittin on the bench? And the scrimmages should be good too. Who’s gonna be skins?

  • hushabomb Posted: Nov.30 at 11:59 am
    I wonder if he can get a lap dance while he is sittin on the bench? And the scrimmages should be good too. Who’s gonna be skins? Maybe he can dunk on em if a chick is talkin trash. Whatever the case, I hope its like lingerie football. Hopefully not a gimmick and put real ballers out there who can play. If you are a hoop fan, you can appreciate real ball no matter who’s playing….

  • YKnoT Posted: Nov.30 at 12:15 pm
    They already have a women’s lingerie basketball league, so to get one up on the competition this league will be all nude. Lol

  • rocky Posted: Nov.30 at 12:31 pm
    go to ricks.com or just google ricks basketbll association. pics are all over. girls are hot!!! lucky spud!!

  • EJ Posted: Nov.30 at 12:50 pm
    What’s wrong with this? I would watch for sure.

  • bike Posted: Nov.30 at 12:57 pm
    The halftime show will include Spud attempting a dunk over three naked strippers. Spud’s calling it his clam slam.

  • AQWORD Posted: Nov.30 at 1:24 pm
    Penetration Welcome.

  • FnF Posted: Nov.30 at 2:37 pm
    The WNBA would be so proud…

  • All Day Posted: Nov.30 at 2:45 pm
    Spud, do you have any vacate positions left on your coaching staff? Where do I sign up? How can I be down?

  • Valerie Larche Posted: Nov.30 at 3:14 pm
    Press Release Former NBA Great Spud Webb is not and will not be Coaching Rick’s Cabaret/New York Stripper Basketball Team I Spud Webb apologize to anyone that was offended by my presence at the News Conference on November 29, 2011 announcing the above. It wasn’t meant to disrespect or offend anyone. It’s my sincere prayer that my heart-felt apology is accepted. For further information, statements or interviews please contact Valerie Larche at (214) 745-9810.

  • manu Posted: Nov.30 at 4:44 pm
    ^are you on the team??

  • nbk Posted: Nov.30 at 4:52 pm
    Damage Control.

  • Valerie Larche Posted: Nov.30 at 5:21 pm
    Press Release Former NBA Great Spud Webb is not and will not be Coaching Rick’s Cabaret/New York Stripper Basketball Team New York, NY, November 29, 2011: Contrary to reports, Spud Webb will not be coaching the Rick’s Cabaret/New York Stripper Basketball Team. This statement is false and was taken out of context. We regret this ill-fated attempt at humor. For further information, statements or interviews in regards to this matter please forward them to actonemgmtgroup@aol.com.

  • manu Posted: Nov.30 at 6:17 pm
    ^so I’m guessing you aren’t on the team..

  • 1982 Posted: Nov.30 at 7:00 pm
    I wrote this whole thing about Tit’s McGee passing to Two-Cheeks Johnson but it didn’t post. Oh well, lunch over.

  • MarkHamilton Posted: Nov.30 at 9:05 pm
    TAKE IT TO THE HOLE!!!

  • BBaller Posted: Nov.30 at 10:25 pm
    Only clicked on for a team photo

  • dev0 Posted: Nov.30 at 11:21 pm
    Jason Terry knows the gameplan
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r94XMfiBbUg

  • Teddy-the-Bear Posted: Dec.1 at 12:40 am
    For some reason I was on a city bus in China and the seat cushions had the Playboy Bunny logos all over them. As if the seats were manufactured by Playboy. True story.
    Also, a family friend in China once gave me a Playboy fountain pen as a gift. I wonder if this is the same company, because the logo was a bunny rabbit (which I think is the American playboy logo)… And the pen was one of those fancy suit-wearing-businessman-pens.
    Then there are Playboy clothing stores. I don’t think it’s the same Playboy.

  • Teddy-the-Bear Posted: Dec.1 at 12:41 am
    Not that I’m endorsing Playboy… This gimmick sounds kind of stupid.

  • Dre Baller Posted: Dec.1 at 12:43 am
    blowing out the opponents

  • EJ Posted: Dec.1 at 10:00 am
    I’d like to guard them in the post.

  • bike Posted: Dec.1 at 1:59 pm
    Or like to box them out…

  • ANTHONY WILLIAMS Posted: Dec.1 at 7:47 pm
    OBVIOUSLY THE MEDIA HAS ONCE AGAIN TAKEN A JOKE OF MERE INNOCENT COMMENTS AND TURNED IT INTO SOMETHING OVER THE TOP. SPUD WEBB HAS BEEN BOTH GREAT PERSON BOTH ON AND OFF THE COURT. TO THE MEDIA HOUNDS FEEDING THIS FRENZY SHOULD BE ASHAMED. IF IT WERE AN ANNOUCEMENT FOR A COACHING POSITION IN A NEW LEAGUE THEN I AM QUITE SURE MORE FORMALITIES WOULD HAVE OCCURED.

  • Nasteedunx Posted: Dec.1 at 8:47 pm
    ^member of Team Caps.

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