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Wednesday, December 28th, 2011 at 12:30 pm  |  11 responses

Mikhail Prokhorov Willing to Change Playboy Lifestyle as Russia’s President


Should New Jersey Nets owner Mikhail Prokhorov become the president of Russia, he says that his partying days would come to an end. Per the Star-Ledger: “Nets owner Mikhail Prokhorov issued a statement through the media relations department Tuesday explaining why he could not be present for last night’s home opener. ‘I very much wanted to be with you today, but other obligationshave prevented me from making the trip to the home opener,’ the statement read. ‘I will be watching and rooting for the team from Moscow. Rest assured that I am with you in spirit and will be with you in body, too, as soon as my schedule permits. To Brook Lopez, wishing you a speedy recovery. For the rest of the team, it’s great to see everyone back on the court. Go Nets!’ Prokhorov, of course, is running for president of Russia, and in a television interview broadcast Tuesday he pledged to shed his party boy image if he is elected and suggested he may even marry. ‘If I become president, I won’t be able to party anymore,’ Prokhorov, 46, said in an interview with Rossiya 24 state television. ‘If the country says it’s necessary, I’ll marry.’”

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  • Rashiodonics

    Why would it be necessary for the country for him to be married?

  • don the GSW fan

    i’d love to take over the party image thingy while you do work for the country

  • shutup

    to show stability, believe it or not america has had only one non-married president (James Buchanan) so voters tend to vote for more stable anchored public figures, I doubt its that much different in Russia now.

  • Gametimeweezy

    Cool he’s the russian George W

  • http://www.nba.com/analysis/rules_history.html Allenp

    This made me think of Saddaam singing “I Can Change” to Satan in the Southpark movie.

  • shutup

    lmao, @allenp, then a floppy dildo comes out.

  • larrylegend

    why^^

  • http://www.nba.com/analysis/rules_history.html Allenp

    It’s in the movie Larry Legend. That is such a funny scene. That movie was great.

  • LA Huey

    Larry’s question is hilariously legit if you’ve never seen the movie. It sure as hell made me laugh out loud.

  • shutup

    Yeah im not some sicko that runs around with floppy dildos…

  • shutup

    Team America was great too. I would post that soliloquy about d#$ks and @$$holes but it would take too much editing, and the doll on doll love almost made me piss myself

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