Monday, April 16th, 2012 at 2:08 pm  |  18 responses

Put Me in Coach

Kobe Bryant steps up on the sideline.

by Sean Ceglinsky / @seanceglinsky

Coach Bryant. Has a nice ring to it.

The head honcho we’re referring to is Kobe Bryant, of course. Out with a shin injury for the last couple weeks, he’s made the most of his time on the sidelines as a sidekick, of sorts, to Mike Brown and the rest of the Los Angeles Lakers coaching staff.

A fifth assistant coach, if you will.

A well-dressed fifth assistant.

Bryant found a way to make an impact in Sunday’s 112-108 overtime victory over the defending champion Dallas Mavericks without being in uniform or lacing them up. Instead, he was suited and booted in a fresh suit, charcoal in color. Black dress shoes, pressed white shirt, purple tie and matching pocket square completed the red carpet-worthy gear.

Not surprisingly, his teammates responded

Ramon Sessions said: “That’s Coach Bryant now. He’s like a coach over there. He’s over there helping everybody out and drawing stuff up on the board. He’s pulling for us over on the side and he’s helping us out tremendously.”

Matt Barnes said: “He’s more talkative as a coach. He knows the game so well. For him to be able to sit back, he sees things during the game. But to sit back and see the whole game, the little parts that he adds to it, helps everybody.”

Andrew Bynum said: “He’s coming up with plays, watching things that are going on and just telling us where they’re coming from.”

A head coaching gig does not appear to be Bryant’s immediate future. Making a long-awaited return to the court is the first order of business.

Bryant has missed the past five games. He won’t rush him back before he’s ready. Nevertheless, the plan is for a return before postseason play.

“I played with it for like a week and a half and the problem wasn’t the first two quarters, it was the last two, the third and the fourth quarters,” Bryant said. “I literally had a hard time walking. It’s feeling a lot better. I’ll definitely be back well before the playoffs. It’s important to get a rhythm and try to get things in sync a little bit and find a little groove.”

Worth noting is that Bryant and the Lakers have five games remaining in the regular season, including Tuesday’s showdown with the San Antonio Spurs.

Time is of the essence at this stage of the game.

And time is running out for the player-coach.

“Hopefully, it helps him going into the Playoffs a lot fresher, a lot more energized,” Brown said. “We played him a lot of minutes this year, and the season was shortened, and he played obviously a lot of games. So come playoff time, hopefully the rest right now will re-energize him and get his juices flowing for a long Playoff run.”

In the meantime, it’s reasonable to expect Bryant being back on the bench. Not at the end of the bench either, with the reserves. His spot is where the coaches post up, right next to assistants Quin Snyder, John Kuester, Chuck Person and Darvin Ham.

Rest assured, Bryant will stick out like a sore thumb. In a good way, mind you. He’ll likely be the one dressed to the nines. Whispers in the Lakers locker room about how Bryant is the best-dressed coach in the League have already started to circulate. With regards to style, Snyder, Kuester, Person and Ham might have to step up their respective games.

Bryant must work on his punctuality, though.

He showed up on the sidelines midway through the first quarter against the Mavericks on Sunday, a no-no in Brown’s book for any of his assistants.

“He’d get a fine for that,” Brown said to reporters asking about Bryant’s perceived coaching role during the news conference after the game.

“He’s so intelligent,” Brown said of Bryant’s bench demeanor. “He’s got such a great feel for the game, whether he’s talking to me or talking to somebody else, or one of our players, he helps out a lot. The stuff that he says, in my opinion, is highly valuable.

“When you have a great player like Kobe, where things mentally and physically although he works his tail, it comes easier to him than others,” Brown added. “At times, greatness can’t understand why others don’t get it as easily as he may. I think that would be his biggest hurdle. If he could deal with that, then he’d have a lot to offer to the coaching world.”

Coach Bryant. The moniker could end up sticking.

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  • Heals

    Sounds like what KG has been doing ever since he joined the C’s or Billups does on the regular…

  • http://slamonline.com LakeShow

    He’s so selfish.

  • ALD

    GOAT

  • Kadavour

    Kob’ on his Payton Manning ish.

  • Najee The ripper

    Lake show shut up and Kobe will be a better coach than Mike Brown if they let him become a player coach

  • Heals

    He’s being sarcastic Najee, just playing off how everybody (myself included at times) evaluates Kob…

  • bdogg

    i dont see kobe coaching when his playing days are done..maybe espn analyst with jalen..i read somewhere will has been pleading with kobe to do bad boys iii with him at some point!

  • Jerome

    Kobe is selfish if he’s gonna take credit for wins even when he’s in civs. Let your teammates get some shine man.

  • http://slamonline.com nbk

    I’m just happy Kobe used Phil Jackson’s chair last night.

  • DRinCA

    I don’t see Kobe doing any coaching when he’s done playing, but…one of the people he most admires is Jerry West. With his understanding of the game and his relentless work ethic Kobe could be an outstanding GM.

  • robb

    ^^^^^
    5 rings as a player, a couple of rings as a coach and another as a GM. He can do it.

  • http://slamonline.com Ugh

    I believe the NBA CBA prevents anyone being a player-coach.

  • Jonathan Asirwatham

    I think Kobe is a great basketball coach. Since he is one of the gratest players in the NBA and had lots of expierience and so he knows how to motivate his team mates and knows there position and knows who to mark.

  • http://www.huwlhopkins.com #6marjon

    LeBron travelled

  • Yesse

    This is impressive.

    Kobe Bryant has been a selfish looking guy most of the time, but this looks awesome. I watched the game live and seemed like he could make an impact from the bench.

  • http://fkjlf.com Jukai

    Kobe’s a student of the game. He really is, and he’s truly an intelligent player and person. I’m sure Kobe has watched tape of coach strategies from other teams as much as he watches player habits. I wouldn’t be shocked if he turned out to be a decent coach.
    That being said, he never could be a player-coach because he’d give himself 45 shots a game.

  • Balls

    Paul Gasol: He’s a real intelligent person. He knows the game’s ins and out. I think he’s really helped me with shooting and looking for more opportunities to shoot. I get more shots with Bryant as a coach.

  • deshawns potential

    “Worth nothing”

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