Wednesday, May 16th, 2012 at 5:10 pm  |  42 responses

Polladaday: Heat Without Chris Bosh?

Chris Bosh has been ruled out indefinitely with a lower abdominal sprain. If he doesn’t return at all this postseason, how long can the Miami Heat survive?

How far can the Miami Heat go without Chris Bosh?

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  • http://slamonline.com nbk

    So is the question how far CAN they go. Or how far WILL they go?

  • http://Roosterteeth.com Caboose

    Can go? They could still potentially win it all. Will go? Not making the Finals.

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OVM11tMaMWg LakeShow

    I love the majority vote. LMAO

  • ti-sizzle

    Caboose, take that crystal ball and put it where you put your hampster at night.

  • http://Roosterteeth.com Caboose

    A “hampster?” What is that, a combination of a hamster and a hamper? Or are you just gifted with a unique ability to see changes in spelling millennia from now? Or far more likely, you’re an idiot. I must say, I’m proud I have a hater now. Keep it up bud.

  • everything

    Heat can still tie it up 2-2 and come back home with HCA. somehow i cant see dwade having another 2-13 outing. not this deep in the playoffs. if it comes to that, then LeBron has to channel his 07 cavs former self.
    who do think is a tougher team, 2012 PACERS or 2007 PISTONS?

  • LA Huey

    They have a chance to win the East if everything falls in place just right but they can’t beat OKC or Thunder without Bosh.

  • http://www.soundcloud.com/tray-5 T-Ray

    Huey I think if they are fortunate to make it that far he’ll be back but not 100%

  • tomtom

    lmfao at @caboose ‘hamper/hamster’ comment hahaha

  • Lower East Scribe

    Caboose, you’d know all about rodents since those were your only friends growing up. I bet you still use their droppings for face pant.

  • http://redoftoothandclaw.ca/ niQ

    A hampster is likely a hamper for your hamster. That, or you just let your hamster live in a hamper. lol

  • LA Huey

    Hampster is a new Pokemon. It’s a hamper that resembles a hamster.
    T-Ray, I agree.

  • http://redoftoothandclaw.ca/ niQ

    @LA Huey, did you mean to write “OKC or Thunder without Bosh?”

  • http://Roosterteeth.com Caboose

    LES: Face pant? Man, my vocabulary must be woefully inadequate; I’ve never heard of these words. Any guesses as to what “face pant” is guys? Microsoft’s lame response to Facebook perhaps?

  • Lower East Scribe

    You never saw the word pant before? It’s what you do when you run from school yard bullies, nerd. Pant like a little doggy needing water and air. Like what your mama does after I pound her out in your dorm room bed.

  • http://slamonline.com LakeShow

    Aye Cabose, put a sok in it dood. ur tha prblm w amerca. ur moms suks it big and stuf. stick ur gerble in ur but. wach ur mouf.

  • http://Roosterteeth.com Caboose

    Given your verb conjugation skills, grammar comprehension, and general syntax, I’d say you either have an IQ lower than room temperature or are trying to act tough. Probably both. And that made me chuckle Lake.

  • Lower East Scribe

    Gee, you got me there cupcake. I wish I was a virgin like you so I could insult you as well as you insult me. That’s okay. I’ll just keep drilling your mom while she eats out Lakeshow’s mom. I heard you’ve downloaded all of old Mrs. Lakeshow’s donkey shows. Up to volume six yet?

  • http://slamonline.com nbk

    Seriously, you suck at this LES. I mean, you can say whatever you want about my mom now, or anyone else’s, but you are not good at this at all.

  • http://slamonline.com LakeShow

    LOL, I think he’s decent nbk.

  • http://slamonline.com LakeShow

    Plus, Volume 6 is a classic…

  • http://slamonline.com nbk

    Naw, he’s implying that he downloaded 1 through 5 to even ask if there is a 6th. He’s no good at this.

  • Lower East Scribe

    NBK, I don’t have anything bad to say about your mom. She was a great lay, decent cook, heck of a head game. Overall she had a pleasant demeanor. Very generous. I mean, she let five of my boys hit it too. She even licked my puppy’s azz. Swell lady. You’re lucky to have her.

  • http://Roosterteeth.com Caboose

    Hm, he’s ok. But there have been much better trolls. Honestly, I prefer Greek dude to this retread of 2001 Chris Rock.

  • http://slamonline.com nbk

    I’ve never met her, what was her name?

  • Lower East Scribe

    Glad I’m not your preference in men, butt pirate. You really take your nickname, Cabooty, to a whole ‘nother level.

  • http://Roosterteeth.com Caboose

    I applaud the consistent effort, LES. I even like your name, very clever. But your material is too tired. C’mon man, show us something we haven’t seen before.

  • Lower East Scribe

    Sorry I’m not your preference in man, fudge lover. I know how you just love Greek men…in ya mouth!

  • Lower East Scribe

    Sorry half of all west coast males over 34 might be your dad.

  • http://slamonline.com LakeShow

    OOooooooooOOOhhhh, Cabooty!!! Oouch, can you sit after that one Cabooty? Bwahahahhaahhahaaaaaaaa. “Butt Pirate” This guy is a riot!
    Please, PLEASE do not stop.
    More Mrs. Lake Show Mom jokes please.
    Those be my fave.

  • http://Roosterteeth.com Caboose

    Haha he’s giving a good effort, I just don’t see why. This at least entertains me a little bit.

  • Lower East Scribe

    Hey Lakeshow my dad asked if your mom still takes twinkies for payment? A few of his friends want something cheap, ugly, and easy. Almost like your grandma!

  • Lower East Scribe

    Do you guys think it will harder or easier for the Heat to overcome the Pacers than it was for NBK’s dad to fit that bat in his bunghole?

  • http://slamonline.com LakeShow

    Probably harder than the bunghole thingy.

  • http://slamonline.com LakeShow

    Yes.
    On the Twinkies that is.
    Didn’t want to leave you wondering.
    Twinkies are above and beyond for my ma.

  • Lower East Scribe

    Really? I don’t know. I disagree. I think it will probably be as hard, but just as in the case of his dad & the bat it’s definitely do-able.

  • http://slamonline.com LakeShow

    Hmm, wait, which orifice?
    I’m just making sure I know what a bung hole is so I can truly give you the best answer possible.

  • IAMORANGE4EVER

    All the trolls trolled hard in this thread.

  • Lower East Scribe

    You know very well which orifice it is Lakeshow. Don’t be shy now. When you got that football stuck in it trying to impress Caboose, you knew exactly what a bunghole was. Anyways, I’ve got to get out of here. I’ll make sure I speak to all you ladies Monday.

  • IAMORANGE4EVER

    heat’s ONLY win on the road in the 2011 playoffs came against a team missing 3 of its starters in the first round…LOL

  • IAMORANGE4EVER

    ^^^^ *2012 playoffs

  • http://slam FLIGHT 9

    Trade WADE for HOrford… Sign HUBIE BROWN as coach.. TRade Bosh for AMAre

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