Tuesday, October 23rd, 2012 at 9:50 am  |  7 responses

Rick Carlisle Compares Mavericks’ Turnovers to a Sex Manual

We posted some of the greatest quotes in NBA history yesterday. It can only be assumed that Dallas Mavericks head coach Rick Carlisle wanted to be included, when he busted out this gem. Per the Star-Telegram: “Dallas Mavericks coach Rick Carlisle was asked about his team’s overwhelming turnover count, and how are the turnovers are being manufactured, when he turned in this two-sentence joke during his pre-game press conference Monday. ‘We’re doing it every way you can do it,’ Carlisle said. ‘If we were a sex manual it’d be a best-seller.’ The Mavs are averaging 19.2 turnovers per game with Shawn Marion leading the way with 13.”

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  • zogs19994

    “Mavericks head coach Rick Carlisle wanted to be included, when he busted..”

  • vongizzle

    Bet he’s busting a nut watching these guy’s play (basketball) with each other

  • Neauxera

    Quite possibly the best quote of the 2012-2013 season!

  • bike

    Wonder what sex position compares to loss of ball control?

  • JayValee18

    how could shawn marion average 13 to’s a game?

  • Vince

    Please tell me thats a typo, how on earth does one average 13 TOs a game?

  • jeff

    probably a summation of all TO he had in the preseason