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Monday, November 5th, 2012 at 9:40 am  |  35 responses

Andray Blatche Ran Out of Gas on the Highway


Following the Brooklyn Nets’ win over the Toronto Raptors on Saturday night, forward Andray Blatche got stranded on a New Jersey highway when his whip ran out of gas. He detailed his tale of woe on Twitter.

(H/T: Deadspin)

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  • Redd

    That ironically reflects his nba life.

  • ubd

    Um you realize this isn’t funny? Our area was hit hard by the Hurricane and there is a gas shortage, tons of people are running out of gas

  • Two Comma

    You haven’t lived life until you’ve ran out of gas once! haha

  • spit hot fiyah

    to bad america seems to solve that problem by acting like debo in the international community

  • Tate The Ungreat

    I’m a Wizards fan and that’s the same thing he would do on the court. Pay attention to details Dre’, you might go farther than you think. Don’t give up and keep trying harder.

  • bike

    Should read “Andray Blatche Ran Out of Gas on the Highway of Life”.

  • shockexchange

    No he didn’t. A Wizards fan put sugar in his gas tank.

  • Caboose

    Usually I don’t call this stuff out, but that’s not the proper use of “ironically.”

  • Caboose

    You mean John Wall?

  • Redd

    How not? The irony of it is that he does the same on the court? Perhaps I’m wrong, I’m interested in how I messed up. If I did, my bad I guess my grammar isn’t as good as I thought lol.

  • shockexchange

    LOL.

  • Or Pick A Name

    New York wasn’t hit hard…..most New Yorkers aren’t even saying they have it bad, its the media, Katrina was much much much worse,,,,no power?sure.. but you still have a house right?

  • 17&….

    wait…..a Wizards fan? It thought those were a myth

  • Caboose

    No worries, irony is the condition of when what happens or is said is different from what was expected or predicted. Most people incorrectly use irony to mean “coincidentally.” This is not the correct use of it.

  • shockexchange

    They exist. They’re still hoping Elvin Hayes, Wes Unseld, Kevin Porter, Phil Chenier, Kevin Grevey, et. al. can drink from the fountain of youth.

  • Redd

    Aren’t I dumb, thanks man. Appreciate the correction.

  • Caboose

    It’s all good, the incorrect version is used more often than the correct one haha.

  • Dacre

    Same goes for when people use the word moot as in “its a moot point anyway”. They use it instead of the word irrelevant. But again this is not the meaning of the word. It actually means “debatable”, an argument could be made for either of two opposing views…. very much NOT irrelevant.

  • http://twitter.com/sooperfadeaway nbk

    He could have tried to hide it there for a last resort.

  • D

    I wanna know how thee hell do you run out of gas when the wiz just cut his DUMB ASS a 23 million dollar check !! What a bafoon! What a nin cal poop

  • huggy55

    He obviously wasn’t drunk, but I think if he was tested immediately he would have crack cocaine show up.

  • huggy55

    He obviously wasn’t drunk, but I think if he was tested immediately he would have crack cocaine show up.

  • huggy55

    He obviously wasn’t drunk, but I think if he was tested immediately he would have crack cocaine show up.

  • huggy55

    He obviously wasn’t drunk, but I think if he was tested immediately he would have crack cocaine show up.

  • huggy55

    He obviously wasn’t drunk, but I think if he was tested immediately he would have crack cocaine show up.

  • huggy55

    He obviously wasn’t drunk, but I think if he was tested immediately he would have crack cocaine show up.

  • huggy55

    He obviously wasn’t drunk, but I think if he was tested immediately he would have crack cocaine show up.

  • http://www.facebook.com/shooting.guard.319 Shooting Guard

    how did that happen is he that lazy?

  • http://www.facebook.com/shooting.guard.319 Shooting Guard

    how did that happen is he that lazy?

  • http://www.facebook.com/shooting.guard.319 Shooting Guard

    how did that happen is he that lazy?

  • http://www.facebook.com/shooting.guard.319 Shooting Guard

    how did that happen is he that lazy?

  • http://www.facebook.com/shooting.guard.319 Shooting Guard

    how did that happen is he that lazy?

  • http://www.facebook.com/shooting.guard.319 Shooting Guard

    how did that happen is he that lazy?

  • http://www.facebook.com/shooting.guard.319 Shooting Guard

    how did that happen is he that lazy?

  • Adam

    Why should we read that?
    http://www.plagiarismdetect.com/

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