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Wednesday, May 29th, 2013 at 2:50 pm  |  32 responses

Shaquille O’Neal is Now Selling Soda Shaq (PHOTO)

In stores soon…

Shaquille O’Neal has now entered the soda marketplace, introducing something unimaginatively named Soda Shaq to the world. Per Shaq’s Twitter: “Yo! @DrinkAriZona Just launched the new delicious #SodaShaq! Keep up kids :-) Comin to stores very soon.”

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  • disqus_H5gvqvjrvR

    CAAAAAAAAAAAAAN YOUUUUUUUUUUUU DRIIIIIIIIIIINK IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT

  • http://www.netstakeover.com/ JetSkiJohnson

    High Fructose Corn Syrup. SO delicious !

  • LakeShow

    Mmh, mmhhh!

  • 1982

    This is as good a place as anywhere to ask. Anyone know if there’s truth to PP getting bought out?

  • Mike Gilbert

    I don’t really drink soda, but I would absolutely buy this

  • Dymez

    Lol! Looks like Shaq is taking the Snoop Dogg route in marketing. Be on the lookout for “Love Shaq,” condoms made by Shaquille O’Neal in the near future.

  • RKJ92

    It’s a made up story.

  • Ugh

    Isn’t Love Shaq the name of his vodka?

  • http://twitter.com/sooperfadeaway nbk

    He must sweat a lot

  • bike

    One of the flavors is ‘How My Azz Taste’.

  • 1982

    Thanks, I sure hope so.

  • Dymez

    Lol. I guess that’s just a blown opportunity then.

  • The Seed

    This soda will make you bloated and underachieve on company time!

  • Ugh

    “So, Shaq, you made $250,000,000 in salaries alone, but did you know that if you diversify your image into some cheap soda that wouldn’t in a million years be able to compete with other brands without a celebrity name attached to it, you could rake in several hundred thousand dollars over the first quarter and then bankrupt the other investors in the second?”
    “Really? Cool. Go for it, chief.”

  • Slick ric

    All Natural soda? lol….Someone please explain.

  • Noompsi

    It’s gonna happen mang

  • jaycee

    I’d love to see some of these multi millionaires with more of a social conscience. You’ve got juvie diabetes, cancers and all sorts of other diseases through the roof thanks to poor health and nutrition the last thing we need is ATHLETES (!) promoting bad products.. whether its shaq soda or mickiedees you have to draw a line somewhere when it comes to making money. And he’s already rich! SMH

  • http://twitter.com/Jzakoni D dot Sanchez

    haha

  • http://twitter.com/Jzakoni D dot Sanchez

    i’ll buy it for the laugh factor

  • danpowers

    maybe shaq found a magic spring

  • phslammejamma

    Shaq the biggest marketing prostitute on the planet

  • ratguts

    all natural doesn’t mean anything, just a buzzword.

  • patrick

    all natural? ingredient list plz!

  • Slick ric

    OK…lol

  • http://www.facebook.com/jay.brodes Jay Brodes

    i think he should do a sports drink or a red bull type of drink!

  • Magicman32

    Shaq would reply, “YUP!”
    Caaaaan You Diiiiig It?

  • Magicman32

    me too

  • http://www.netstakeover.com/ JetSkiJohnson

    that will only happen when the world changes

  • Niggerkiller

    smallest condoms ever

  • Shannon

    The ingrediants are as followed. Carbonated filtered water, sugar, honey , natural flawor, bourbon vanilla extract, natural strawberry flavor, citric acid, vegetable juice for color. There is no HIGH FRUCTOSE CORN SYRUP. The drink is actually good. Don’t knock it till you try it.

  • http://www.netstakeover.com/ JetSkiJohnson

    Lol… You’re right. I wrote this before the ingredients were released but the “Natural Flavors” take the place of it. It’s good but still unhealthy.

  • http://www.netstakeover.com/ JetSkiJohnson

    Lol… You’re right. I wrote this before the ingredients were released but the “Natural Flavors” take the place of it. It’s good but still unhealthy.

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