Monday, June 24th, 2013 at 10:55 am  |  22 responses

Antoine Walker Wants to Coach the Boston Celtics

It’s a dark day for Boston Celtics fans—their beloved head coach is gone, and now Antoine Walker is nominating himself as Doc Rivers’ replacement on Twitter: “Boston fans its time for me to be the celtics coach !!!!”

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  • Ugh

    Remember him being compared to Karl Malone? I do.

  • spit hot fiyah

    he could teach them how to shoot hypothetical 4 pointers

  • Dfrance

    Reporter: “Antoine, why do you shoot so many 3s???”

    Antoine: “Because they don’t have 4s.”

  • melvo

    I feel embarrassed for him

  • pposse


  • Rockwell

    Since when? A retired Karl Malone is in better shape than a flabby overweight Toine ever was, even in his prime lol

  • Max


  • Seth
  • Ugh

    Actually, he wasn’t overweight when he was a rookie. He was in great shape. And his rookie year was pretty good. Averaged 17 & 9 and only took 2 3s a game. Second year he was 22 and 10. And then by his sixth year he was putting up more treys a game than he was pulling down boards.

    I don’t know what happened to that dude.

  • LakeShow

    He attempted 8 threes a game in 2001-2002…

  • spit hot fiyah

    all-time classic

  • Dfrance

    The allure of the 3 pointer is hard to fight. Once you have a little success hitting them, you want to shoot them all the time. Happened to Rasheed, Bosh, started to happen to Lebron, but he got control before it took over his soul!


    I would hire Allen Iverson as my financial advisor before I gave Antoine Walker a head coaching job anywhere!

  • http://www.slamonline.com/ Nick Tha Quick

    He has championship pedigree, you know. Winner at all levels.

  • ErnieD

    Don’t bet on it, ‘Toine.

  • KingBenjamin

    Antoine Walker really needs some money.

  • Junior Taylor

    As long as we get to see 1 shimmy each game.

  • OfftheWall87

    Antoine wouldn’t exactly be the best financial advisor himself.

  • Stainless

    2013-2014 rookie financial advisor.

  • jmm

    Me too Antoine! I’ve probably got a better shot at it too.

  • Big tee

    Why not get him a job handling team finances whilst your at it

  • underdog

    I’d love to see this. Hilarity ensues.