Friday, July 19th, 2013 at 10:20 am  |  45 responses

Jason Terry Says Brooklyn Nets Have ‘Formula’ to Beat the Miami Heat

The eternally talkative Jason Terry is at it again. During the introductory press conference for an emotional Paul Pierce and a thoughtful Kevin Garnett, Terry (along with owner Mikhail Prokhorov) stole the show by claiming the Brooklyn Nets can beat the Miami Heat due to a secret formula. Per the NY Daily News: “Jason Terry thinks the Nets have the “formula” to topple the defending two-time champions. ‘This is right now. If we can start the finals in training camp, I’m ready to do it,’ Terry said. ‘We know it’s a process. But this process is not a two-year deal. Let’s get it done this year, and why not? We got all the pieces.’ Reminded about the Heat, Terry said, ‘I’m not concerned.’ Both he and Nets coach Jason Kidd were on the Mavericks squad that toppled the Heat in the 2011 NBA Finals. ‘We have the formula,’ Terry said. ‘Jason Kidd and I are the only ones to crack that code.’”

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  • http://soundcloud.com/tray-8 T-Ray

    It’s not too far fetched. As much as I can’t stand this turd he might be right. Of course they do have to play some defense and Terry might want to be concerned with the “formula” that will keep PP & KG healthy since they are the key to “cracking the code”.

  • dredaydontplay

    pretty sure the secret formula was dirk nowitzki and im pretty sure he is still in dallas.

  • Sizzle

    Wait…JET is still alive!?

  • jmm

    The formula is “have other, more talented people do all the hard work while I run my mouth and miss shots”.

    Nice one Jet.

  • TR

    Say what you want about the JET, but hes entertainment on and off the court. Less so on the court now days though.

  • spit hot fiyah

    upvote if u are old enough to remember the d.o.c. that’s the first thing that came to mind when i read formula

  • http://soundcloud.com/tray-8 T-Ray

    The man responsible for most of the lyrical content on The Chronic

  • RayJr

    Completely forgot he was apart of the trade.

  • Feez_22

    LOL i must pile on to this masterpiece!



    Are they going to trade you to the heat?


    Yup, but continues to jump to his death for some reason… SMH

  • Tony Montana

    Yea…the formula would be lacing LeBrons pizza like the Jazz did to Jordan…terry sux

  • DK

    hahahahahahahahahaha that’s great!

  • DK

    Had me in tears literally.

  • Michael

    This guy has a very big mouth so glad LBJ slammed on his butt , he seems to be obsessed with the Heat and keeps forgetting that Dirk was the one who really brought the championship to Dallas. It also took the heat a full year to Jell , he and DWI Kidd should shut up , until they get on the court , it’s called being humble ( something he knows absolutely nothing about obviously ), If The Heat can pick up on some good big men ( Oden , Blair, or Camby and they can stay healthy ) no team is going to stop them from 3 peating!

  • http://slamonline.com/ Ben Osborne


  • bike

    He’s been collaborating with the Shockexchange and studying ‘LeBron Rules’.

  • Mike

    Every has the formula but no one can slove the problem.

  • boots


  • Enigmatic

    Haha normally, I’d defend a dude like that, say something like “hey, it was a 1 on 3, at least he D’d up”, etc. but after all that sh*t Terry was talking, I LMAO’d when I seen that!

  • Saleem Rainman

    Anyone holding out hope that the “formula” is not to talk to damn much?…no?

  • shockexchange

    LOL. Jason Terry is required to carry “The Rules” to every meal and to and from practice. It’s the Nets’ only chance.

  • DropDaHate

    LeBron should’ve went to the Bulls though, they’d have like 6 chips in 3 years lol…but realtalk, if Bron went to the Bulls, everyone would know that the Bulls would win like 5 straight at the least like some old Boston Celtic stuff.

    Lol nice pic

  • LakeShow

    turd haha.

  • Swishman Wetshot


  • Allan

    LMAO Shut it down, lets go home!

  • Jason Carter

    Somebody get this man a pacifier.

  • YoungDB

    I dont think so…. The Heat in 2011, arent the Heat in 2014 things are different.

  • shutup

    Slammed on his butt lmao………

  • hardtimz

    ALMAO… ” The corpse have spoken”. That is a good one you put some real thought into this…

  • http://soundcloud.com/tray-8 T-Ray

    Where’s Roy Hibbert when you need him…

  • hardtimz

    ITA Are the Spurs letting Blair go? I don’t know about Camby, he was around my first year in college…too old and didn’t much w/the Knicks.

  • http://twitter.com/sooperfadeaway nbk

    oh man that’s hilarious.

  • hardtimz

    Yep when the trade was discussed, Terry name was never or rarely even mentioned.

  • hardtimz

    OMG that video and death dunk on Terry never gets old to me.

  • hardtimz

    Gotta love his basket (BALLS)…

  • Jc

    Jeson terry u are going to get dunk on n tea bag by LBJ again!!!!!

  • Ryg

    Jet needs to shut up..he got a celtics tattoo on his arm ans said they had what it took to beat da heat when he was in boston…and look what happen, he got dunked on by Lebron..and its gon happen again in Brooklyn…da jet is done and needs to quit talkin trash.

  • Lawrence Graves

    LeBron James is not the player he was in 2011. Pierce, Garnett, & Terry have age and will play limited minutes. The Nets have not even played a game yet. To me they are still behind the Pacers

  • Shad

    jason terry’s peanut head ass need’s to give it up, he is washed up i cant wait to see him embarrass himself with bad play once again this year…thank you for giving the heat even more fuel when they play nets

  • hoodsnake

    Their “formula” will include trading Terry to a lottery floormat next season.

  • EJ

    Does he know that Kidd is not playing anymore?

  • alex

    Lmao true that. Dirk nd chandler did it for dem. Terry didnt do shit

  • dredaydontplay


  • yousef

    Hahahahahahaha dude after you got your ass ducked by LBJ you still.talking you gonna beat miami man he needs another duck over him