Monday, September 21st, 2009 at 8:00 am  |  89 responses

Top 50: Shaquille O’Neal, no. 30

The definitive ranking of the NBA’s best players.

by Myles Brown / @mdotbrown

“We are what we repeatedly do. Excellence, therefore, is not a singular act but a habit.”

The Big Aristotle quoted his namesake upon receiving his first MVP tropShaquille O'Nealhy in 2001 and eight years, three chips, three Finals MVP trophies and a dozen nicknames later, there are still no truer words when referring to Shaquille O’Neal. It’s merely a matter of what one believes he has repeatedly done.

From the moment he was drafted, there were never any doubts concerning his talent or his work ethic…..Well actually, there were questions about his talent. Off the court, that is. But his commitment never wavered and Shaq would be right back on set the following summer, determined to secure his spot at the box office and on the Billboard charts.

Despite the warranted criticism regarding his priorities, it remained clear that Shaq was simply too big of a personality to just play basketball. He was a rapping, acting, break dancing behemoth and we would’ve been cheated if he didn’t pursue other interests. We wanted him in Blue Chips, we needed him on Saturday Night Live.

But we also needed him to win a championship.

The question of how the games most unstoppable player was stopped so easily every spring was too maddening for nuance or circumstance. It demanded resolution, not excuses. So when Shaq turned his full attention towards basketball even his most ardent critics had no choice to acknowledge that when properly motivated, he was an indomitable force the league hadn’t seen since Chamberlain.

He won. Repeatedly. Threepeatedly, leaving his imprint on the record books, the lexicon and pop culture itself while proving Wilt wrong in the process. People did like Golitah.

But that was then and this is about now.

Or is it?

The Cleveland Cavaliers knew the stakes when they traded for Shaq this summer. Windows of opportunity are already small enough in this business and LeBron may not only shut it, but rip the foundation out if he leaves in 2010. They need to win and win now. Of course they’d want the Shaq that won alongside Kobe Bryant, but they’d settle for the Shaq that won with Dwyane Wade.

Eight years, three chips, three Finals MVP trophies and a dozen nicknames later, the question arises again. What will Shaq settle for?

This is the last year of his contract, but it remains to be seen whether he’s playing with any hopes of securing another one. Could this be the Diesel’s last lap? He doesn’t need the money, he’s been planning a life after basketball for quite sometime and he certainly wouldn’t have to sacrifice any of the limelight he’s enjoyed if he did choose to retire. The only things that can keep a player going at this age-besides a paycheck- are a sincere love of the game and a desire to compete. The challenge has been laid before him, but it remains to be seen whether he’s up for it.

Does Shaq have anything left to prove? Depends on who you ask. Does Shaq think he has anything left to prove? Probably not. It doesn’t seem so when he’s more preoccupied with crushing the competition in every sport except basketball. His place in history is safe, why should he care as much as we do anymore?

We wanted it all from Shaq because he had it all. The size, the skills and the Q rating. And now we want just one more thing. A rematch with the Celtics for another Game 7. A rematch with Orlando to show us who’s Superman. A showdown with the Lakers for one last shot at Kobe and a ring for the thumb. And LeBron. Well, I suppose that’s three things, but the more the better. Because what we really want is a properly motivated Shaquille O’Neal. It may be the last time we see him.

Notes
• Rankings are based solely on projected ’09-10 performance.
• Contributors to this list include: Jake Appleman, Brett Ballantini, Russ Bengtson, Toney Blare, Shannon Booher, Myles Brown, Franklyn Calle, Gregory Dole, Emry DowningHall, Jonathan Evans, Adam Fleischer, Jeff Fox, Sherman Johnson, Aaron Kaplowitz, John Krolik, Holly MacKenzie, Ryne Nelson, Chris O’Leary, Ben Osborne, Alan Paul, Susan Price, Sam Rubenstein, Khalid Salaam, Kye Stephenson, Adam Sweeney, Vincent Thomas, Tzvi Twersky, Justin Walsh, Joey Whelan, Eric Woodyard, and Nima Zarrabi.
• Want more of the SLAMonline Top 50? Check out the archive.

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  • http://iliveinphoenixidiots.com nbk

    hey kobes best friend, how come Nash’s stats were better then they ever were with D’Antoni while Alvin Gentry was the coach? D’Antoni showed Nash a style of play he could flourish at, he didn’t make him in a lab

  • http://iliveinphoenixidiots.com nbk

    and 46 wins is not belly up.

  • jdote

    im surprised everyone agrees with this ranking. Technically this means Shaq is going to have a better season than Gilbert Arenas, OJ Mayo, and David West, Booz, etc next season. He is an all time great, an icon for this generation, and still one of the best centers in the league, but 30 seems a bit high. just my opinion though.

  • http://IJustWantMyNameToLookBig Chukaz

    I didn’t read any of the comments before this one, so i apologize if i repeat something someone already said, but in what kinda world is shaq better than Gil, OJ, LA, BG, and some other ppl?

  • http://IJustWantMyNameToLookBig Chukaz

    Oh yeah and I forgot about Boom Dizzle. That dude can flat out play and I just don’t understand how you can have Shaq this far up the rankings. I might be exaggerating, but I’m not sure shaq’s the 3rd best player on the Cavaliers. Hell, I’m not sure he’s the best center on his team.

  • http://hibachi20.blogspot.com Moose

    Moose in the house. Chukaz making a return??? Hells yeah!

  • Shem

    Everyone is so wrong about stat asking for a trade, he wants to stay for the rest of his career but the suns wont give him an extension until he proves his eye is healthy, marion wanted a trade only because he had 2 stars overshadowing him and nash is the 2nd purest point guard in the league (jose calderon is first yup i said it let the assist turnover ratio do the talking)

  • http://www.manutd.com Z

    who gives a eff about whos purer as a point guard?! keep the pure pgs, i’ll have the best pgs. and how is nash and jose purer pgs that cp3? gtfoh.

  • http://hibachi20.blogspot.com Moose

    Z, they mean in terms of textbook, “how a PG is supposed to play” kinda thing.

  • http://www.manutd.com Z

    and nash didnt make anybody besides maybe q-rich. jj has been doing his thing in the A, stat and matrix were ALREADY doing work before he showed up in the desert. matrix was a 20-10 guy, look it up. STAT was 20-9 in his second year, the scoring was going to come regardless of who was giving him the ball. boris diaw had way better stats in charlotte. the idea that steve nash MADE those players is just stupid. they were all very good players of their own.

  • tavoris

    Chuckaz, if the Cavs get Shaq for 75 games this year, then this ranking may end up a little low.

  • http://hibachi20.blogspot.com Moose

    tavoris, you think Shaq won’t hold up??

  • http://slamonline.com Niya-girl-fresh

    I actually thought he’d be higher, like in the teens. But as long as he’s up there. Shaq in his younger days was hell to guard. You’re either letting him go to the line, or you’re either getting injured lol. He really surprised alot of people last season when he showed he could still give you atleast 15-20 and 12 a game. It shows you he really wanted to let people know age has nothing to do with the way you play it’s the dedication and drive that makes a player. So yeah I’m glad he’s on the list.

  • tavoris

    Moose, I think he will. I hope he does, becuz basketball is more fun with Shaq on the court.

  • http://shawn-kemps-offspring.blogspot.com/ Tariq

    I never thought I’d agree with Chukaz.

  • http://hibachi20.blogspot.com Moose

    A Tariq sighting!

  • Teddy-the-Bear

    This isn’t an all-time list. This is a right now list. And right now Shaq is NOT 30th best in the league.

  • http://www.hibachi20.blogspot.com Hursty

    Calm down Moose. You remind me of a little dog that turns it’s head 180 degrees whenever it hears something new haha. (Or in this case new comments).

  • Teddy-the-Bear

    @ Michael: That’s the thing, SLAM basically has no palpable criteria for making this list. None that we know of at least. Well, there is ranking based on last year, and projected performance for next season. Number 30 isn’t bad for Shaq, but seeing all those players he has been ranked ahead of makes me wonder.

  • http://fjdklf.com Jukai

    Z: Raja Bell, James Jones, Tim Thomas, Brian Skinner, Kurt Thomas (revived him), yes, Shawn Marion (before Nash, he was getting alleyoops from Kidd and Marbury… c’mon now, Nash made the dude the same way the other pgs made him), damn, Patrick Burke lasted a second in the league once Phoenix cut him. All those dudes sucked once they left Nash.
    CP3′s still a way better point than Nash, but don’t knock the dude down too many pegs to prove yer point.

  • Furious

    Everyone seems to get caught up on the fact that quick pgs blow by Nash. With the current rules, quick pgs like Parker & Paul blow by practically everyone. Eg. Aaron Brooks in the playoffs.
    And those phx teams werent that bad defensively, they gave up a lot of points because they played so quick. In terms of points per possession they werent that bad. Dont have the stats on me, but I seem to remember that being the case.

  • http://www.manutd.com Z

    Jukai, Raja has been good ol Raja to me in CHA. Marion has been doing what he does since he came to the L, with or w/out Nash. The other players are garbage, and even Tim Thomas played the same game in Milwaukee back in the days. Furious: who said that only quick dudes like Parker and Paul were getting by Nash? The whole league gets by him. That’s not even hating on Nash because I’ll say the exact same thing about STAT. He ain’t stopping nobody from getting a deuce down lown.

  • http://www.manutd.com Z

    Now, Nash is a supremely gifted offensive player. This is not blind hate. He just happens to have about the worst D in the league at his position. He’s on par with guy like Jordan Farmar (Deron Williams circles LAL games on his calendar).

  • jdn41

    love shaq one of my role models that i altered my game after but honestly hes not getting more than 12 and 8 he has to share the 5 spot with Z whos a more than competent big man

  • jdn41

    and slam you guys owe me one i wrote first B!tches on manu but you guys removed that it better be there or else im subscribing to DIME lol

  • Orlando Green

    Too high…love the dude..but shoulda been between 40-50…

    The lakers would not trade Lamar Odom for him…case closed.

  • http:///realcavsfans.com Anton

    You b!tches must be on the run cause he comes Witness Protection

  • billybob

    Hey orlando green don’t get too high on odom. The cavs wouldnrt trade the big fella for odom eithwr u dum fuk. Remembee not too long ago when odom got traded for shaq back in the day he said that if he was a gm he’d trade himself and others for the rights to shaq any day

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  • http://www.triplejunearthed.com/dacre Dacre

    haha… “witness protection”, Shaqs latest and best? nickname!

  • Teddy-the-Bear

    Anton needs to blog.

  • AJM

    This is a good rank for him because he’s not as dominant as he use to be but can still produce.

  • Aslan

    Shaq always make a big shake to everyone

  • ab_40

    on possible impact he’s to low, on game it’s a little to high right now. but still no. 30 is a good spot for the big aristotles

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  • Orlando Green

    Hey billybob trailor trash…You probably wont see this but …where do you get off calling me that…mon esti’d criss de fif

    The Shaq that went to MIA is no more …non mais t vraiment epais…un osti d’etron flotant…un vrai tabarnak de cochon…

    …Cavs don’t stand a chance with him.

  • http://bballin_playa66@hotmail.com desmon

    The lakers have no interest in getting back shaq. He was dominant for three years, but then he just kept eating. Even in phoenix Shaq doesnt play back to backs. And all of a sudden shaqs going to be good again?? 17 and 8 is amazing, but not even making the playoffs with a stacked roster is even more amazing.-

  • Lazaruz

    For next season i would prefer Shaq on my team than any of the players 5 spots ahead of him. He still makes that big of an impact on the outcome of the game. His stats might not be as flashy but the attention he draws with just his mere presence on the court effects the game to a bigger extent.

  • Yesse

    I agree with this one.

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