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Tuesday, May 5th, 2009 at 9:30 am  |  58 responses

J.J. Redick Wants Better Insults from Fans

This is your challenge, should you choose to accept it: “I just want some creativity, that’s all I want,” Redick said Saturday. “I haven’t heard creative things since college. Like really, I don’t know if it’s the alcohol consumption at NBA games, but there’s nothing remotely creative or funny ever said to me. It’s boring. I’m so conditioned to it now.”

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  • http://www.shawn-kemps-offspring.blogspot.com Eboy

    “Little bi*ch”…..”Pole smoking fa**ot”…..”No talent Steve Kerr”…..”Write us a little poem, pu*sy”. This could be an all day job…..and I’m not drunk!

  • http://sfdjilf.com Jukai

    After listening to Eboy and realizing how unfunny he is, I’m siding with JJ Reddick on this one.

  • http://sfdjilf.com Jukai

    Also, Reddick is faster than I thought, and is actually a pretty good passer, he found the open man a couple of times. His defense must be REALLY REALLY ATROCIOUS.

  • http://www.shawn-kemps-offspring.blogspot.com Eboy

    Listening or reading? Dummy.

  • http://slamonline.com/ Justin Walsh

    Juk, I didn’t know JJ had double d’s

  • http://www.shawn-kemps-offspring.blogspot.com/ TADOne

    In JJ’s defense, those Carolina fans do come up with some funny sh*t.

  • German Reignman

    @ J Walsh:
    Line of the year

  • http://sfdjilf.com Jukai

    Justin, I didn’t know he didn’t, until I literally just looked at the title of the article.

  • http://slamonline.com/ Justin Walsh

    It’s okay. In your defense the title of the article has a capital K at the end of his name.

  • http://ittakesanationofmillionstoholdthissac.blogspot.com ciolkstar

    Reddick can shoot. That is all.

  • http://slamonline.com/ Justin Walsh

    TAD, it’s usually Maryland fans who give the hardcore, over the line “I’m gonna ra*e your sister” chants to JJ. Seriously

  • http://slamonline.com/ Justin Walsh

    ciolk, that’s totally true. Boy is that release splendorous :-P

  • http://sjsu.edu davidR
  • http://sjsu.edu davidR

    waiting moderation..
    spoiledphotos(dotcom)/photobomb/1098-love-the-duke-fan-trying-to

  • http://www.another48minutes.blogspot.com Gerard Himself

    I actually think it’s funny Redick responds like that.

  • http://slamonline.com Russ Bengtson

    I’d probably just yell “BETTER BASKETBALL” at him all night.

  • http://slamonline.com/online/category/blogs/fear/ Fred34

    DavidR – doesn’t that head look photoshopped?

  • juantimetwotime

    Couldn’t stand JJ in college and I wasn’t backiing him for the DUI so I would normally not be putting any creativity in to a redick diss, but after hearing him speak on handbrough getting the scoring title, I didn’t mind him so
    Much. Next thing I know he’s hitting threes for stan van and his magic are in the second round.

    For this… This fan will step it up

  • juantimetwotime

    Couldn’t stand JJ in college and I wasn’t backiing him for the DUI so I would normally not be putting any creativity in to a redick diss, but after hearing him speak on handbrough getting the scoring title, I didn’t mind him so
    Much. Next thing I know he’s hitting threes for stan van and his magic are in the second round.

    For this… This fan will step it up

  • juantimetwotime

    Couldn’t stand JJ in college and I wasn’t backiing him for the DUI so I would normally not be putting any creativity in to a redick diss, but after hearing him speak on handbrough getting the scoring title, I didn’t mind him so
    Much. Next thing I know he’s hitting threes for stan van and his magic are in the second round.

    For this… This fan will step it up

  • German Reignman

    hey, you should change your screenname to “juantimeTHREEtimes”, eh ?

  • jk_light

    man, eboy, after READING your insults I had to laugh out loud, NOT!!!
    I hope you don’t go on with this all day. I enjoy reading Jukai’s comments way more than yours.

  • http://slamonline.com/ Justin Walsh

    Eboy, when did people with underscores in their names become your judge and jury?! YOU’RE TO THROWED TO TAKE THIS (false sense of outrage- CHECK)

  • http://www.shawn-kemps-offspring.blogspot.com Eboy

    Walsh, I was trying to channel drunk Celtic fans….I guess it didn’t pass the stupidity censors that live their $7.50 an hour lives.

  • http://slamonline.com/ Justin Walsh

    oh poo. Eboy, how’s the week going

  • Zabba

    Eboy’s got some lame insults.

  • http://sjsu.edu davidR

    fred34, yea it looks photoshopped. supposedly that dude had a sign, but ripped it up and put ly g@y just to mess with the dukies

  • http://www.shawn-kemps-offspring.blogspot.com Eboy

    Good Justin, especially today. I like the feeling of want I’m experiencing.

  • jk_light

    Ha ha, that was funny!

  • http://slamonline.com/ Justin Walsh

    Eboy, it is solid. I guess sometimes the comment veterans get the most love. Not fair, sometimes I want the desire.

  • http://slamonline.com/online/category/blogs/fear/ Fred34

    Make a note, when they pick teams for kick ball, jukee and jk-lite play on the same side. Oh and crossed fingers/toes don’t count – you 2 have to play against the big kids. So there.

  • http://slamonline.com/online/category/blogs/fear/ Fred34

    … kick ball, dodge ball, goofball …

  • YusufCelticfan

    If J.J wants insults then try this one for size. When you’re home (going fishing with Kenny Smith, Ernie and Barkley) remember it’s stupid request like this that taunt present NBA champions with three future Hall of Famers to turn it up a notch. Lets face it, you barely can check Ray Ray (who’s almost 10 years older than you), you have no hops, you can’t create your own shot and my grandma got way more handle than you…and she’s dead (may she rest in peace). J.J…you got lucky in game one, spend some time on learning to move side to side and worry less about insults…they’re coming buddy.

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  • http://effyou@heythere.com Allenp

    Why are people writing articles about JJ Reddick?
    Because he’s the greatest shooter of all-time.

  • riggs

    just keep yelling “JJ REDICK ARGUABLY THE BEST SHOOTER IN THE GAME” or better basketball as russ suggests

  • Tavoris

    you’d think he’d b preoccupied with trying to figure out what to do when he gets stuck 1-on-1 with Rondo, Allen, or Pierce. Where are your priorities, young man?

  • Tavoris

    *wonders if JJ realizes that he’s gonna have to guard the greatest shooter in the game*

  • http://idunkonthem.blogspot.com/ albie1kenobi

    you know what, he is right. somewhere along the road, fans got really lazy, as evidence by all the boring “nicknames” like TMac, DWill, etc etc. us fans gotta step our games up.

  • Tavoris

    we r lazy albie1kenobi, but u know what? he hasn’t done ISH in the L to warrant any extra attention. He should b happy kats even remember him, because his pro career thus far has been less-than

  • http://idunkonthem.blogspot.com/ albie1kenobi

    dude needs to have reggie as his role model, the most hated enemy in visiting arenas. kick his legs out when shooting 3, make choke signs to the fans, prance around like a little girl when he makes a big shot, grow his ears out. the possibility is endless.

  • Tavoris

    albie JJ is way behind the curve for that. Reggie was averaging 24ppg by his 3rd season…he earned the right 2 b hated. JJ could aspire for the kind of ire Christian Laettner received….nah, cuz Christian Laettner was a productive pro most of his career too…geez

  • clapzilla

    I Have One For The Celtics Fans To Use On Redick: “YOU’RE A BUST MORRISON! GONZAGA SUCKS! YOU’RE NOT EVEN AS GOOD AS JJ REDICK, AND HE HAD NNNOOOOO TALENT!” That Probably Would Get Under His Skin.

  • Phil B

    What can you say to the GREATEST SHOOTER OF ALL TIME!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • rainman10

    Damon Jones right?

  • http://www.slamonline.com wayno

    More evidence of lazy fans – Everyone’s nickname being thier first and last initials followed by thier number (CP3, KB24 etc.)…that drives me insane.

  • http://www.slamonline.com wayno

    He’s the white Steve Kerr…

  • http://www.ballislife.com/ Moose

    Eboy, ease up on the drunk Celtics fans during games. If you wanna see the REAL stuff, go to a Red Sox game. Jeez, those guys need to shut up. It’s embarrassing to their city. Same to the guys at the Celts games.

  • Tavoris

    wayno it started with AK47 (which makes sense because it’s his initials, jersey number, and obviously, the AK47)

  • http://slamonline.com Russ Bengtson

    adidas called Kobe’s signature shoe the KB8 when Andrei was still in Mother Russia.

  • http://www.slamonline.com wayno

    AK47 makes perfect sense…everything after that…lame.

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  • Teddy-the-Bear

    if CP’s number was 30, we could call him C3P-O.

  • Teddy-the-Bear

    Right now, the best nickname goes to Carlos Boozer’s “Betrayal Skull Dude”, followed by “Zadidas”.

  • http://www.triplejunearthed.com/dacre Dacre

    …i mean, even his name has a p3nis…

  • Tavoris

    lol @ Dacre

  • http://slamonline.com DONONE

    YOUER A BUST FA**OT!!

  • Asia’s Finest

    DONONE your pretty good at insulting…yourself

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