Friday, June 12th, 2009 at 10:15 am  |  108 responses

Video: Pietrus Gives Gasol The Hulk SMASH!

“The madder Hulk gets, the stronger Hulk gets.”

by Ryne Nelson

You may have made up your own name for Pietrus’ flagrant foul on Pau Gasol by now: The Flying Double Fists. The Double Axe Handle Fist Smack. The Donkey Kong Super Barrel Gold Banana Smash.

I have my own: The Hulk SMASH!

Like Bruce Banner when he’s in his enraged green state, Pietrus had the intent to harm. The replay shows it all — a wind-up, a clear push with two closed fists, no intent on the ball. If that’s not enough evidence for suspension, look at how he followed it up by talking smack to Gasol.

The NBA plans to review the flagrant foul today, but Marc Stein reports Pietrus should only receive a fine:

Anything more severe than a fine in this case is believed to be unlikely, but players and coaches have grown accustomed this postseason to waiting for the outcome of the review. Entering the Finals, 14 flagrant fouls in these playoffs had either been upgraded, downgraded or assessed retroactively on fouls that weren’t ruled flagrant during the game via the review process.

Some will argue the League should review Kobe’s ‘bow to Nelson’s jaw a couple possessions prior, but the play acts as a complete foil to Pietrus’ flagrant foul. Pietrus closed his fists, wound up, shoved Gasol in the back while he was in the air, and talked smack afterward. Nelson, if anything, ran into Kobe’s elbow before Kobe knew he was there. The contact with Nelson was clearly unintentional on Bryant’s part.

If we look at some of the plays that warranted suspension during the Playoffs this year, Pietrus should be sitting out Game 5. But consistency hasn’t exactly been the League’s strong point.

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  • dunkbar

    i don’t think the elbow was all that unintentional … but nevertheless, pietrus did a whole lot worse and should be suspended for it.

  • thesubwayconnection

    As to Kobe’s elbow, Pau caught one earlier in the game. Let those go. Pietrus’s foul? If a suspension happens, the Magic have no chance of winning Game 5. As for the picture that accompanied this link, I laughed so hard I woke up my roommate.

  • http://www.slamonline.com/online/category/blogs/fear/ Freedom Fries

    Ok if that warrants a suspension then so do all of Kobe’s constipation faces – go dump a log already or get your dentures fixed kob.

  • http://www.hoopsmanifesto.blogspot.com Jeff Fox

    Man, do I long for the good ol days of the NBA when a foul like that wouldn’t even be given a second thought.

  • Clockwork

    Trash talk with french and spanish accents, it doesn’t get any more real than that.

  • http://slamonline.com Spaceship Jay

    What are your summer plans after the Lakers get this chip Freedom Fries? I enjoy reading solid points in flaws and mistakes in player’s games, but I seem to think of peoples comments related to anything else to be a little… odd.

  • Clockwork

    looks like Pietrus was trying to shove 2 imaginary daggers in Gasol’s back

  • http://allanzuss@yahoo.com Mendel

    The Funniest part is Gasol acting like he is going to do something about it.

  • http://www.slamonline.com/online/category/blogs/fear/ Freedom Fries

    What Jeff said. That’s the kind of play where the coach yells at the player, they don’t need big daddy league to help them out. What is this mania stateside to infantilize adults all the time?

  • http://www.manutd.com Z

    Jeff, those good old days never existed. Unless you’re talking about the 50s-60s.

  • http://sfjklf.com Jukai

    Jeff: uh…. the 30s? Don’t tell me you’re going to go all “old man Eboy” on us and start telling us you could punch someone in the face and get called for a blocking foul in the 90s.

  • http://sfjklf.com Jukai

    Damn, Z beat me to it.

  • riggs

    The FUNNIEST part is kobe thinking he was going to do something. must be those mean streets of italy running through him.

  • http://mynameinblue.blogspot.com Hisham

    Pau: COÑO!!!
    MP: CON!

  • http://sfjklf.com Jukai

    Also, Gasol would have killed Pietrus. Dude’s like twice his size.

  • http://www.slamonline.com/online/category/blogs/fear/ Freedom Fries

    Spacey Jay thanks for asking – actually first thing I do is call up my boy in Madrid (who’s from LA) congratulate him for his Spaniard and then remind him that Kobe is regressing as a human being. Bring up the fact that LA won’t get anywhere near close next year (just wait for the off season and what happens – you think egos are bad now . . . just wait) – that is unless they start Sasha j/k. Then head off to the beach to soak up some rays and try to see if I can find some decent friggin hoop shoes here in France (for now its mission impossible). How bout you?

  • http://shawn-kemps-offspring.blogspot.com Eboy

    I always forget that Jukai never watched NBA ball before 1995.

  • Orlando Green

    The foul was fking dirty. However, it doesnt warrant a suspension. Then again, as a Laker fan, I love to see him out of game 5.

  • Fat Lever

    HAHAHAHAH, Pau had the Raquel Welch No Arm Movement dance moves going there. You see that? They were glued to his sides, not going anywhere.

    “Scarsdale Surprise”

  • http://sfjklf.com Jukai

    Eboy, remember when you asked me to look up Rodman and Brickowski and what they’d do to each other without any calls… and all I could find was them attacking other and getting TECHNICALS?
    I remember that time too!

  • http://sfjklf.com Jukai

    Hey guys, remember whem Kermit Washington punched Rudy Tomjanovich in the face and shattered it, and the ref called it a foul in the act of shooting and had Rudy shoot two free-throws with his face falling off? Man, THOSE were the days.

  • larrylegend

    gasol killing pietrus…not in this world. i go with the donkey kong smash.

  • http://shawn-kemps-offspring.blogspot.com Eboy

    Youtube Boy is preserving the game, one video at a time.

  • http://www.slamonline.com/online/category/blogs/fear/ Freedom Fries

    Yeah, you wouldn’t want to get too close to those books Jukai, you might actually learn something. Practice your keyboard skills instead – way to get ahead in lyph.

  • http://www.slamonline.com James the balla

    lol at Jukai. I never did like Jukai. But I do now… funny as he11!!

  • KOBESBESTFRIEND

    THE SPANIARD WOULDA DESTROYED PEPE LE PUE

  • maddskizzle

    Jukai must be Spanish. Gasol taking Pietrus? Are you serious? Really? Put down the pipe, senor, because yous gettin locoooo

  • Jhonny Ray

    The Funniest part is Gasol acting like he is going to do something about it. ……..
    Asshole! So Gasol keeps himself under control ’cause he’s relevant for his team, for me the MVP of the finals keepin’ Superman more in a Superboy mode, and is acting?? Losing Pietrus, wich is as much of a crap as his twin playing in Spain means nothing…..Gasol is a cornerstone on his team so he gotta control himself in order to play the next game and win the Ring…. Pietrus better go and learn to play the bongos with those angry fists!!

    Trash talk with french and spanish accents, it doesn’t get any more real than that………
    And you can’t be more IGNORANT than that comment…ASSHOLE #2….

  • AR

    Pau is acting uncharacteristically manly in these finals.

  • doyouwantmore

    The elbow was intentional. It’s his go-to move when the game is on the line.

  • http://mindyourbusiness@nosybutt.com Allenp

    I can’t believe cats are complaining so much about Kobe’s elbow to Jameer.
    The one he threw at Dwight during their little scrum was much more of a problem.
    The Jameer one was fair and square. Kobe moved on pivot foot, Jameer tried to crowd him and got one to the chops for his trouble. They TEACH you to do that when you play ball.

  • http://slamonline.com Adam Fleischer

    So Pau all of a sudden becomes a some hard a$$ when he’s got the game on lock? Come on, man.

  • http://Nicekicks.com MeloMan22

    @Jukai: are u serious?? Gasol beating Pietris?? Gasol is one of the biggest biatches in the game, and Pietris is FRENCH!!

  • http://web.mac.com/roaringred bbaby

    I’m gonna back Pietrus on this one. The dunk isn’t necessary when you are 3.4 seconds away from winning. Nobody should be suspended for a Game 4.

  • http://sfjklf.com Jukai

    I guess the confusion here is when people see a person like Perkins push Gasol, and you see Gasol go freaking FLYING, I guess they assume Gasol is made out of paper. The truth is, there rarely ever is a push, just Gasol flinging himself in every which direction to get the foul call. Gasol must have over four inches and thirty/fourty pounds on the dude. Did you see the way he kept Dwight from getting easy baskets last night? Just cause he has no balls mentally, doesn’t mean he isn’t strong. He’s a power forward, he’s battling other dudes in the paint. Pietrus is a freaking jump shooter who rarely gets contact. Pepe Le Pew would be knocked out right away.
    I’ll remind you that Gasol is HISPANIC and not WHITE, if that helps.

  • http://sfjklf.com Jukai

    Also, was Freedom Fries telling me I have to read more or something? I didn’t know my third grade elementry school teacher posted on the SLAM, cool! How you doing, Ms. Kaponstone!
    I also like the idea of Eboy knowing all these ‘plays’ that ‘happened’ but apparently have no written or video evidence of them ever happening. No one in the world saw them, except for Eboy, because Eboy is all knowing.

  • http://mindyourbusiness@nosybutt.com Allenp

    You can be Hispanic and be white.
    Hispanic means you’re of Spanish descent, it has nothing to do with what color you are.
    Lol.

  • Izzo

    Jukai:You need to re-read the SLAMonline commenters logic 101 manual:white people are in the NBA for hilarity,not basketball.They will never win a fight,even if they are going up against whisp thin opponents at least 40 pounds lighter than them.Gasol is a ‘white looking for’ner’,which only goes to compound his perceived girliness.

  • Brian

    Watch Gasol ball his fists like a girl after “the shove”. All this suspension stuff is weak.

  • http://slamonline.com cb 34

    jukai; cmon man! air france would have put his ass to the ground. Mickael’s a tough dude and never backs down. Never seen him get into a fight but i’ve seen him get in somebody’s face and he wouldn’t back down.Wouldn’t matter if it was ant mason or oak. It’s like saying jr smith would have kicked nate’s ass back at the rumble in the garden. Won’t happen. Nate would have beaten him like a red headed stepchild. Same with pietrus and gasol.

  • http://sfjklf.com Jukai

    Allenp: Hispanic means you’re of spanish decent, but if you’re not fully of spanish decent, you’re not fully hispanic. If my father is from Spain, and my mother is from Latvia, I’m only PART Hispanic. If only my grandfather is from Spain, I’m 1/4th hispanic. Gasol is pretty much fully Spanish. So he’s not white.
    And Izzo’s more or less on ball.

  • http://double-technical.blogspot.com Zee!

    One more game….

  • http://sfjklf.com Jukai

    CB34: Well, since Gasol’s ‘bump’ to Air France’s body sent the dude tumbling back five inches, I’m going to just have to disagree with you there.
    Also, you think Nate Robinson could beat up JR Smith…?

  • http://www.hoopsmanifesto.blogspot.com Jeff Fox

    I’m not saying it isn’t a foul or a technical, it’s just in the past that play would hardly cause anyone to blink an eye, let alone call for him to be suspended.

  • http://sfjklf.com Jukai

    Jeff: ehhh not saying I completely agree, but at least you’re a lot more agreeable now that you’ve clarified.

  • Enigmatic

    People from Spain are NOT hispanic. They’re white.

  • Enigmatic

    Is this thing working?

  • Enigmatic

    Apparently..it is. My bust.

  • http://slamonline.com cb 34

    jukai: Yeah nate would kill jr!

  • http://sfjklf.com Jukai

    CB34: you should probably have your brain checked. Sooner the better.

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