Saturday, August 7th, 2010 at 12:49 pm  |  27 responses

Anthony Tolliver Taking Talents To…

by Lang Whitaker | @langwhitaker

You know, we get it: LeBron’s “The Decision” was over the top. Maybe it took a more marginal player to show us how a good “decision” show should be done.

Less than sixty seconds? Check. Bathroom joke? Check. Comical sound effect? Check. Decision written on a torn sheet of spiral-bound notebook paper? Done.

His name is Anthony Tolliver and he’ll be playing for…

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  • http://slamonline.com The Black Rick Kamla

    Amar’e Stoudamire…..all that needs to be said

  • AdrianC513

    lol I love the Howl!!

  • http://www.twitter.com/gerardhimself Gerard Himself

    hahaha well done mr. Tolliver. Well done.

  • ld


  • http://slamonline.com The Black Rick Kamla

    lol, this is good stuff….sorry for the hate bro! :( lol

  • slamfan4life

    gonna get DUNKED ON again

  • JoeMaMa

    “And in other news, LeBron James just scored 145 points on the Minnesota Timberwolves before leaving with a strained back in the 3rd quarter….” But you gotta love this guy. Notice, though, how he said services, and not talents? Cmon, Anthony, you’re a pro! Talents, man! TALENTS!!

  • http://slamonline.com GotHandles?

    well done, sir…well done

  • http://www.twitter.com/NotebookNick NotebookNick

    Bahaha. This is awesome, but yeah, LeBron’s going to score at least 50 on Minnesota.

  • http://kb24.com DreXnaW21

    who’s this guy?

  • WangChung

    hilarious. doesn’t he kinda resemble Omar from the Wire?

  • JTaylor21

    @WangChung, you must have watched the chinese Wire also known as 金属丝.

  • http://thephotoriot.com davidR

    faaack! warriors didn’t re-up. front court is starting to look really thin. both literally and figuratively

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  • Simmy Sosa

    Add another forward to the team of PGs and SFs. And Kevin Love.

  • http://www.kb24.com The Seed

    Bad decision, but making fun of Lebron. PRICLESS!!

  • wilz

    i was really hoping he was gonna say toronto..then he said up north and i fist pumped..for no reason..wut a tease

  • og

    Wilz, I don’t think tolliver’s worth a fist pump anyway. Don’t feel too bad about it.

  • Scottie Pimpin

    im burning this guys jersey soon as i find out what team hes on

  • http://ijustwantmynametolookbig.com Chukaz

    it woulda been funny if he woulda said that he made his decition that morning while he was takin his talents to south beach (meaning he was takin a sh*t) or that mornin while he was takin the browns to the super bowl (again, takin a sh*t)

  • http://www.stonesthrow.com Michael NZ

    Rod Benson, part deux?

  • Wat Misaka

    Ashy Larry finally makes his choice. Lol

  • Stillballin

    Man the desicion part two didn’t live up the the hype!!

  • http://thekobebeef.wordpress.com LDR4

    So does anyone actually know what David Kahn is doing other than helping us make Wrath of Khan jokes? I do like Tolliver though, should be a good piece in Kahn’s puzzle if they are trying to get out and run more.

  • vanillagorrila

    I love Tolliver lol, dude is such a chill guy. I just wish he had a more set build as a pf or sf, such a crazy skill set.

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  • EJ

    Amare Stoudemire, the first thing that came to my mind too Rick Kamla, just like Goran Dragic and Derrick Rose.