Tuesday, November 17th, 2009 at 5:30 pm  |  47 responses

It Was All a Dream

SLAM writers can ball? WE didn’t say that.

by Tzvi Twersky

I’m better than SI’s Hall of Fame writer Jack McCallum.

A commonly heard refrain is: Writers wish they were the subjects that they cover. Applied to basketball writers, we all wish we were the ones playing ball and not the ones writing about ballplayers.

I don’t know if that generalization is true or not. I haven’t taken a survey. All I can tell you is about me.

Coming up, I had two dreams: I wanted to play pro ball and I wanted to write about it.

I’m sure it wasn’t always this way, but ever since I can remember, I balled at a manic rate. Between the ages of six and 18 I can’t think of a two day stretch where I didn’t steal a few minutes to shoot or dribble. School. Friends. Girls. Everything took a backseat to hoops.

I did alright at it, too. I made my first all-star team in sixth grade; I started on my high school team; I won a few plastic trophies that were painted gold; and I enjoyed every minute of it. The way things were going, the way my game was progressing, I may have even been able to play some small college ball. But I didn’t try to.

I didn’t try because Malcom Gladwell is incorrect. In Outliers he writes, if you put in 10,000 hours of work in a specific pursuit, you can emerge as a master in that field. My basketball career is living proof that he made that stat up. (Or maybe I just wasn’t practicing the right way. Either way…)

After high school, if I kept playing ball, it was pretty clear to me that I wasn’t going anywhere. At best, I would’ve been an okay DIII player. At worst, the last man off the bench. Either way, that would’ve been the end of it for me. So I ended it myself, on my own terms, deferring to dream number two.

My previously deferred dream, writing about ball, made sense to me for a few reasons: I love the game too much to step away from it completely; I enjoy writing; and my math and science skills leave much to be desired.

So I backed off my bball game, and started focusing on my pen game. I wrote often, and read constantly. Albom. Berkow. Halberstam. Talese. Ben. Lang. Russ. Ryan. Scoop. McCallum. These men joined Bird, Johnson, Jordan, Russell, Wilt and the rest of the game’s greats as my heroes. But more than that, they joined players as my teachers and inspirations.

Five years later, in honor of Chris Ballard’s new book The Art of a Beautiful Game, a game of hoops was hosted at Chelsea Piers. Not just any game, though, a game featuring writers from various publications.

Ballard played, along with SI colleagues, Chris Mannix and Jack McCallum. Henry Abbott of TrueHoop fame played. Jason from The Big Lead was there. As was Jonathan Abrams from the NY Times. Sean Gregory from Time, but more importantly from the Princeton team that upset UCLA, played. Amos Barshad of NY Mag was there, too, as were a handful of others who I’m no doubt forgetting.

And Adam F. and I were there repping SLAM.

Even though I gave the game up on a serious level, ball is ball, so throwing on some shorts and kicks and hitting a beautiful court was a great change of pace from sitting in front of a computer screen while watching others sweat a game out.

More than that, though, this game was a synthesis of my two dreams. Though I never will play ball with the players I modeled my game after, this was my chance to ball with the guys who, unknowingly, influenced my pen game.

It was a solid Thursday night run. Serious but not too serious. Some writers surprised me with their game; some didn’t; and all 6-2 of Adam F. did his thing in the post. Me? My game’s regressed a lot in a little time, but I got a good sweat, and I’ll take that any day nowadays.

Yesterday, after attending a shooting clinic—as a reporter—I headed back to the SLAM Dome. That’s when I was bombarded by texts, emails and chats, the first of which came from Susan.

The impetus behind my sudden popularity? Apparently Amos Barshad, one of the ballers/writers who I met at Chelsea Piers, posted something about that event.

Titled “Which NBA Writers Can Actually Play Basketball,” he broke down that night and the game of the writers who played. Included in that breakdown was yours truly.

Though I’m sure many people were more deserving, Barshad hit me up with a nice scouting report and image.

New York Mag online.

I haven’t been written about in half a decade, and by now I’m used to writing about the news and not being a (miniscule) part of the news. But it was a great look—for me and SLAM.

No doubt in my mind, SLAM writers can ball. Adam. Aggrey. Cub. Caputo. Jake. Konate. Ryne. These guys are just the tip of the iceberg. Getting recognition for that—and not whatever else people say about us—is a nice change of pace.

For me, an undersized, slow-footed, athletically challenged individual who once dreamed of balling in crowded gyms, it was better than a nice change of pace or a good look. It was as close as my first dream will ever come to fruition. And though I like flying under the radar, it was a good look, and I was convinced by people that I had to write some kind of post about it.

So here it is: I’m better than Jack McCallum…at basketball. I’m also almost 40 years younger, and worse at everything else. But I’m working on everything else.

I know one of my dreams is dead. The other sits on your screen.

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  • Jesse

    Yo T! Sick article. Way to rep for SLAM. Based on this picture, I’m assuming you proceeded to ally-oop it to yourself off the backboard. Amirite???

  • http://www.shawn-kemps-offspring.blogspot.com/ TADOne

    Very nice.

  • http://www.slamonline.com Jake Appleman

    Like I said before you disappeared off my g-chat screen, great piece.

  • http://www.realcavsfans.com Anton

    So did you guys ever play Dime’s crew or what?

  • http://www.robbz18.blogspot.com Robbi

    Great job, man. Nice to know the SLAM fam actually plays hoops as well as they/you write!

  • http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:OzhW3M1GBSKkgM:http://fashionsensei.files.wordpress.com/2008/02/jackie-moon.jpg Jackie Moon

    See, those hours of playing paid off! … And ugh, sorry, I could tell from Abbott’s writing that he’s the kind of guy I detest on the court, someone’s who’s always looking to pass – not because he’s good at it, but because he can’t score.

  • mike

    I always wondered how Dime could even have a magazine it just seemed like a blatant rip off of SLAM

  • http://slamonline.com Adam Fleischer

    Dope job with this one, Tzvi, and thanks for the brief love for my game. I continue to enjoy following that other dream on the screen. And Jackie I gotta say there was one point when Abbott threw me a nice entry pass.

    Ryne…this is Feature One material!

  • http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:OzhW3M1GBSKkgM:http://fashionsensei.files.wordpress.com/2008/02/jackie-moon.jpg Jackie Moon

    @Adam – Fine, but I still think he’s one of those guys who overpasses when he should take the shot. Maybe I’m just projecting …

  • http://slamonline.com Dave

    @Jesse – Hahaha. Self-oops ahoy!

  • http://www.slamonline.com Cub Buenning

    Nice T!!!!
    These days, my strengths lie more in softball and golf.

  • http://www.slamonline.com Cub Buenning

    Although, my D-League tryout is still a highlight of mine.

  • http://www.slamonline.com Ryan Jones

    Very, very cool on all levels.

  • Yesse

    Cool article.

  • Ken

    Extremely cool. Glad to hear you repped SLAM to the fullest.

  • http://slamonline.com ben osborne

    Awesome stuff, Tzvi. Added bonus that my man Amos did the NY Mag piece.

  • J-Al

    USPS. Forever.

  • jeremy pressman

    I played with Tzvi throughout High School.
    What he didn’t say was that he made all main line team with Wayne Ellington and Gerald Henderson.
    Tzvi can ball on the court and on the paper. Keep it up brother.

  • Teddy-the-Bear

    Nice, T!

  • T Money

    This was great, Tzvi.

  • Taisen

    Greate Article, scoopjackson-eske !!! keep it up Bro’ !!

  • http://shawn-kemps-offspring.blogspot.com Cheryl

    Tzvi, I have to say, this was my favorite article this season! I feel you about your love of ball. I, too, had a similar love, but I came up during a time when girls balling was so very uncool. So now I read and watch and live my love through the fellas. So, thanks for this and you sir, look good in that picture!! :-)

  • holla

    nice article . .well-written,thoughtful . .good decision you made re: becoming a writer.

  • http://slamonline.com GotHandles?

    nicely done, big dog.

  • http://www.shawn-kemps-offspring.blogspot.com Eboy

    “No doubt in my mind, SLAM writers can ball. Adam. Aggrey. Cub. Caputo. Jake. Konate. Ryne. These guys are just the tip of the iceberg.” Does this mean that Russ and Ryan….two writers that famously played ball with Tracy McGrady and there was photgraphic evidence to prove this, couldn’t be above the surface on that iceberg? Or is it that their games were more along the lines of the history of the Titanic and it’s end result?

  • http://slamonline.com/ Tzvi Twersky

    My bad on leaving them out. I just have never seen them play. I’m sure they can too.

  • http://www.shawn-kemps-offspring.blogspot.com Eboy

    Tzvi….I can’t speak for Russ and his multitude of headbands, wristbands, etc. but I’m positve Ryan’s game is similar to a much smaller, much whiter Greg Ostertag.

  • http://www.slamonline.com Myles Brown

    I always applaud the smashing of stereotypes. Nice work Tzvi.

  • http://www.slamonline.com Ryan Jones

    Hi Cliff. I imagine I scored exactly as many points with T-Mac guarding me in a 3-on-3 game as you would have.

  • mike

    I’ll play Ben one-on-one for a job writing.

  • Sparker

    can we have a re-post of the piece about ryan and lang playing w t-mac, assuming one was written?

  • http://slamonline.com nbk

    if any slamwriters come to phx and need an open gym, holler at your boy

  • http://www.slamonline.com Ryan Jones

    Sparker: That was Ryan and Russ, and I don’t believe we ever wrote about it (this was back before the site was, you know, regularly updated. Or regularly functional).
    Short story: Russ, a photog and I, courtesy of adidas, flew down to Orlando one summer five or six years ago to do a story on Mac when one of his new shoes came out. We played a couple games of 3-on-3 with Mac going about 20 percent, each of us alternating so we all got a chance to play with and against him. At one point, I tried to shoot a 3 with him “guarding” me — he was actually about 15 feet away from me — but in the time it took for me to go from a three-point stance to actually releasing my shot, Mac had closed out and almost blocked my shot.
    I reacted by shooting the ball clear over the backboard.
    Good times.

  • http://slamonline.com/ niQ

    Wow that was a good read. They need more events like this!

  • http://slamonline.com/ niQ

    Lol and that was a nice re-cap Ryan, you guys should put an insert in your magazine with some pics! (if there were any..)

  • tavoris

    refreshing to see the slam writers “pull rank” a little (even if u didn’t really).

  • http://slamonline.com/ niQ

    For the record, you guys need to step you shoe game up though. the nicest kicks in those set of pics were by Amos, and those were Dunk SB’s (I think).

  • http://slamonline.com/ Tzvi Twersky

    Ballard had the new Adidas on. They were fresh. I was rocking Jason Kidd model Peaks. They were actually the best shoes I’ve worn in some time.

  • http://www.shawn-kemps-offspring.blogspot.com Eboy

    I’d bet Joe Pa’s underwear drawer password that wouldn’t be the outcome, Jonesy.

  • el gee

    Dope. I feel like SLAM just gets it. A baller is a baller. It doesnt matter if u can play or not, its just his genetic make up. its in u. The thing that writers and laymen share is that we both want to be there, but we cant. The next thing we want is access, and thats where we live vicariously through the writers. thanks to ed., lang, tt, caputo, adam f. and all at the SLAM dome. nobody does it better than u guys. keep living (Y)OUR dream,and pleas please keep delivering to us.

  • David Isser

    T the 10,000 hour rule isn’t bogus because you’re a phenomenal writer… keep it up!

  • Josh

    Dude, tell me you didn’t hoop in glasses.

  • doobie

    i also played high school ball with tzvi so if u dont mind im gonna holla at my boy for a sec.

    tzvi- senior year was probably the last time ill ever play a sport and have it mean something to me. if anyone else understood what that whole experience was like it was you. we were side by side trying to get to the ship that whole year and even though we fell short ill never forget any of it. i think about it all the time and miss the old akiba basketball days…it was truly the most fun thing about high school…toronto…playoffs…dippa and t2…all of it….and yes, the all main line team with me and u next to ellington and henderson is currently hanging on my wall as we speak.
    sick piece brotha. lets ball soon.

  • http://slamonline.com/ Tzvi Twersky

    Josh: Dude, I sure did and do. Hasn’t stopped me yet…except when they break.

  • http://www.eric32woodyard.wordpress.com Eric Woodyard

    Keep it up man! we gonna have to square off one day…lol

  • Shally

    Sweet article especially the last line. Keep it up

  • http://www.twitter.com/notebooknick thesubwayconnection

    Since Chris (O’Leary) hasn’t posted, I’ll be the first to let y’all know he’s got a pretty smooth stroke. Especially from 3.

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