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Monday, June 21st, 2010 at 9:00 am  |  11 responses

Original Old School: Street Moves

SLAM 1: The legend of Joe Hammond and the greatest street game ever played.

Recently, to get the summer bball season started, we rehashed an Earl “The Goat” Manigault story from SLAM 7. That story was an oldie and a goodie. Today, on the official first day of summer, we bring you a goodie that’s even older, having originally appeared in SLAM 1. If you like organized basketball, this is a must-read. If you like streetball, this is a must-read. If you like SLAM, well, you know what to do…–Ed.

SLAM 1: Joe Hammond, Original SLAM old school.

by Vincent M. Mallozzi

Across the street from the Polo Grounds Towers, the looming projects which stand where the New York Giants once roamed, a bent old man dressed in a brown baseball cap, a filthy turtleneck sweater and torn blue jeans hobbles onto the basketball court. Holding a garbage bag filled with video cassettes, he looks more like a beggar than a fallen basketball king returning to his asphalt throne.

“Yo chief, you blind or somethin’?” asks one of the angry players, sticking the basketball beneath his armpit and turning the palms of his hands up to the clear, brisk October sky. “We playin’ a game, man. Drag your sorry ass outta here!”

As the other players look on, the stranger, a tall, slender black man, light-skinned, with a short beard, heads for the sidelines and gently drops his garbage bag. But much to their surprise, he whirls the bag around and hobbles back onto the court. He looks to the empty bleachers and seems to draw strength from the memories of standing ovations and chants of ‘We want Joe, we want Joe.’  “I need some dollars,” he says softly. “Who wants to play me?”

“Yo motherfucker, stop wastin’ our time,” says one of the youngsters. “Go do your bummin’ somewhere else,” says another.

But the stranger, his tired eyes measuring the dimensions of the court the way a pool hustler measures the angles of his favorite table, breaks into a scam he’s been rehearsing for years before they were born.

“Don’t nobody here want to take my money,” he asks.

“Let’s see some money,” demands one of the young men.

“Losers show money ‘cause losers got to pay,” says the stranger.

“Stop all of the bullshit man,” says the young man holding the basketball. “You want me to take your money, I’ll take your money.”

“Twenty dollars O.K.?” asks the stranger.

“Yeah, let’s get it on,” says the young man.

“Your rock,” says the stranger, ripping the ball from the young man’s hands, palming it, waving it in his face as if he were trying to hypnotize him, and sticking it back in his chest. “Believe me little brother, I still have the home court advantage.”

“C’mon Rob, bust his ass says one of the young man’s friends.

“Yeah, c’mon Rob, show me something,” says the stranger. He leans in over the foul line and plays his man tightly. Now it’s his turn to flip his palms toward the sky, but not in anger. He’s simply playing good defense.

As the other players gather around the perimeter, the trash talking heats up, and the game begins. The young man, a lanky six-footer with a Jordan-era bald head and baggy shorts, fakes a jumper then explodes rightside toward the rim. He seems to have an easy layup, but just as he releases the ball, the stranger, with the same Afro he wore back in the days when he battled Julius Erving on this very court, gets a piece of it. The ball hits the side of the rim and pops back out. The stranger leaps high again to grab it along the right baseline and momentarily holds up. On offense for the first time, the stranger pushes his head forward as if he intends to drive for a layup, sending the young man off his feet and out of position. Free to shoot, the stranger glances at his opponent, smiles, and lets loose a soft 10-foot jumper that sees to hang cold air for two, maybe three generations before it finally falls through the cords.

“Oh, shit,” says one of the young boys.

As the game continues, the stranger begins to pull away. Reverse layup, baby hook, a two handed set shot, three straight jumpers from the foul line. “Who the fuck is this guy?” someone asks from courtside. Soon, its 12-0 and obvious to the young men that something is rotten in the state of West Harlem. Late in the game, the stranger leads 30-6, and needs just one basket to ice the contest. But as he pulls away for a game-ending jumper, a voice cries out from beyond the chain link fence.

“Yo, Joe Hammond, give that boy a break, man, don’t take his money.”

The young man calls time-out, realizes he’s been had by a ghost with a crossover dribble, drops his head and puts his hands over his knees.

“You’re Joe Hammond?” he asks. He puts his hand in his right sock and pulls out a crumpled $20 bill. “Here’s your money, man.” No disrespect.

*****

Standing on the same playground shrine where he immortalized himself in the greatest playground game ever, Joe Hammond, now 42, stares across the street and points his $20 bill in the direction of the Polo Grounds projects. “Willie Mays used to be the big show over there,” he tells me. “And Joe Hammond used to be the big show over here.”

From across the street comes a honk, and another voice cries out, “Yo, Joe, what’s up baby?” Hammond looks up and sees a Mike Kookoo in a black jeep, with Mingo Mason riding shotgun. “They used to come to the games when we were kids,” says Hammond. “I used to look out for them. Now they look out for me.” The two men rush to Hammond’s side. “You need a lift, Joe?” says Kookoo, with a smile.

In Harlem, and in many other neighborhoods in New York, the mention of Joe Hammond’s name, or even the sight of him lumbering across his old domain with a grbage bag slung over his shoulder instead of a duffel bag, still brings a smile to the face of anyone who saw him play in the 1970’s, back when he electrified crowds with soaring dunks, precision shooting and whopping scoring totals. Back when he made enough money selling dope and shooting dice to tell the Los Angeles Lakers to take their $50,000 rookie contract and shove itup their purple-and-gold-wrist bands.

“Those were the glory days,” says Hammond, walking over to pick up his garbage bag. “I had so much shit going my way, I thought it would all last forever. But here I am twenty years later, flat broke and selling bootleg video tapes on the street for a living. I blew my chance, man. I look back now, and I realize that I was just another knucklehead.”

At the age of 19, without ever having played a minute of high school or college basketball, Hammond , son of a New York City transit worker, born and raised in Harlem, had already achieved professional status with the Allentown Jets of the Eastern Basketball Association, and was touted by NBA scouts as a future star in their league. If you wanted to see the 6’4” guard do his thing on the basketball court, you traveled to Rucker Park on 156th Street and Eighth Avenue, where playground stars, college All-Americans and most pro players during the off-season played for some of the most theatrical basketball ever.

“In his day, Joe was on a par with guys like Dean Meminger and Tiny Archibald,” says Don Adams, the basketball coach at Taft High School in the Bronx, who was the only coach Hammond ever had at the amateur level. “And for his size, he was better than they were. Pound for pound, Joe Hammond was the greatest basketball player ever to come out of Harlem.”

Fathers still tell their sons about the Rucker League’s most famous game in 1970, when Hammond’s Milbank squad played against a team called the Westsiders. Milbank, a neighborhood team, was composed mainly of playground phenoms like Hammond, Pee Wee Kirkland, Eric Cobb (the Elevator Man), Joe Thomas and Jake Ford. The Westsiders, a group of professional players, were led by the Doctor himself, Julius Erving. Their roster sparkled with names like Charlie Scott, Billy Paultz, Mike Riordan and Brian Taylor.

On that day, thousands streamed into tiny Rucker Park for the highly anticipated showdown. Those who couldn’t get seats climbed the chain link fence surrounding the park, perched themselves on tree limbs or stood on the hoods of cars to get a glimpse of the action.

“It was mind-boggling, considering all the great players that were in that park,” says Peter Vecsey, now a basketball columnist for the New York Post and an NBC analyst, who coached the Westsiders. “Stuff like that, with pros and playground athletes competing in tournaments, would never happen today because teams have too much money invested in their players. It was a once in a lifetime thing, nothing like I’ve ever seen before.”

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  • Scottie Pimpin’

    oh man i love these street ball stories…….this is a good read indeed….SOUTH BRONX, SOUTH SOUTH BRONX.

  • http://www.slamonline.com/ niQ

    I’m not gonna lie, the more I read this the more I thought what bad decisions the dude made… “But I owned a nightclub, two apartments and a house. You want to know how fucking rich I was? I owned two fancy cars—and I couldn’t even drive.”
    That quote pretty much summarizes it.

  • riggs

    ah man i used to see joe in the park when i walked home from school on fridays, and that was only 10 years ago. I personally still think pee wee was the best of Harlem but the destroyer was a killer on the offense.

  • e

    shout out to hammond and pee wee kirkland

  • hay

    this story is heartbreaking…hope Hammond finds his way..

  • Morgan

    “It’s often very difficult to gauge how good someone is based on his performance on the playgrounds.” – because they don’t play D or help defence – AT ALL. I’ve been in playground games where a guy has scored 60 – but let his man score 60 on him so whats the point?! Good article..amazingly bad decisions by this guy.

  • http://slamonline.com Tzvi Twersky

    This is from the original issue of SLAM, fam. You know, the one with LJ on the cover! Just wanted to make sure that was clear.

  • http://eric32woodyard.wordpress.com Eric Woodyard

    Great story! One of the best I’ve ever read!!

  • http://soundcloud.com/boy-sanchez Boy Sanchez

    Maybe the greatest article I’ve ever read in Slamonline.com. Simply as that.

  • http://thephotoriot.com davidR

    ahh, now i remember where i originally read this story from. you guys (i guess) republished this article in the special streetball issue (with skip on the cover). slam #30 i think? it has different pics, and was “edited for length.” only read up to the 1st page so far, gonna finish then re-check the streetball version to see whats different. one of my favorites though

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