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Wednesday, July 17th, 2013 at 12:07 pm  |  9 responses

Meet Giorgio ‘The Hot Dog’ Styles (VIDEO)

Styles doesn’t have much natural talent, but he certainly thinks he does.

To some, basketball comes naturally. To Giorgio “The Hot Dog” Styles, not so much. But Styles believes in himself, and he does have decent raw skills. Plus, he’s recently been expanding both his game and his gear—peep his new designer mouthguard, for starters. You can catch Styles on the court during any season—this 6-0, 182-pound hooper doesn’t even own a calendar.

Previously:
Kevin “The Big Dog” Durant
Anton “The Spark Plug” Barrels
Spooner “The Trash-Talker” Dee
Jade “The Over-Dribbler” Yorker
Darrell “The Motivator” Belts
Rack “The Ball Hawk” Parkins
Wally “The Shooter” Alvarex

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  • ItsameMario

    I feel like these are getting worse, not better.

  • Dfrance

    Sorry Nike, but these ads stink. Yall should have got some real actors/comedians to do this the right way. Pretty sure you have the budget.

    *Edit*
    Should have had the cast of Think Like A Man do it and have a tie in to the sequel to their movie.

    Or, or, have some mid level NBA stars do it.

  • LakeShow

    Imagine Kris Humphries, Blake Griffin, Russell Westbrook etc. doing this.
    It would be hilarious!

  • Dfrance

    Thats what I’m saying. Nike has a slew of characters that they pay already. Kyrie, Paul George, Rondo, friggin Nate Robinson…

  • Dfrance

    Thats what I’m saying. Nike has a slew of characters that they pay already. Kyrie, Paul George, Rondo, friggin Nate Robinson…

  • Teddy-the-Bear

    y. jus y???

  • Tempest

    Haha this is me excpet I only wear my mouthguard (retainer) at night

  • daBIZ

    the sliding layup/immediate range jumper was pretty hilarious.

  • Mako

    These ads do not make me want to buy shoes or spend money, the bottom line. Funny? Sometimes……amusing? Mildly…..memorable? No. Aspirational? Definitely no!
    These are a bad descendant of the mars Blackmon ads, but lack the creativity humour and suggestion all aspiration those Ads kept in mind, that the kicks make u play better. What’s the message in all these?!?!?

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