Monday, October 20th, 2008 at 12:53 pm  |  212 responses

Sure Shot

They say a picture’s worth 1,000 words. But you only need a couple to win.

Scandals? O.J. Mayo isn’t worried about any bitter folks’ messing with his memories of SC. If he were, he wouldn’t be so intensely signing dude’s t-shirt, would he? This picture still needs some serious explaining, however, and we’re too busy to figure it all out. That’s why we have our great commenters! Whoever writes the funniest caption will win a dope prize from our vault and see their name in Trash Talk next issue.

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  • Daniel

    Kid: Hey dude, do you know where… What the hell man, why you scribbling all over my shirt!

    Old Dude: Pfft, Rookies…

  • Daniel

    Kid: Hey dude, do you know where… What the hell man, why you scribbling all over my shirt!

    Old Dude: Pfft, Rookie…

  • Matt

    For some reason signing my name over and over makes me thirsty and hungry at the same time.

  • MD

    OJ: “Man, what does this guy want?!”
    Kid: “Got gum?”

  • A

    Look Kid i Will sign your shirt just don’t ask me if i will go the way Reggie went cause they say he sucks

  • JB Pitts

    Kid: want some chips?
    OJ: No, that would make me look bad with this NCAA guy standing right here

  • Robert

    kid: “OJ can i have your autograph?”
    OJ: “do i put my adress and phone number on there too? im kinda new at this.”

  • Frank Rivera

    Kid: Hey OJ, do you plan on following Mr. Simpson’s carrer path?

  • Jimmy C

    Flash back to 2007 the day he signed the letter of intent. Mayo, “So, when I sign this I I’ll get the perks that Reggie got right?” Blad Guy, “That is not what your suppose to sign!”

  • Michael Mullery

    Kid : What the hell O.J. , I just asked you if you could get this stain out, don’t make it any worse by drawing all over my shirt.

  • B1DK

    “I’ll bet if I put my left arm like this, my biceps will look much bigger on the photo.. And having big biceps equals getting more girls! Man, I’m smart..”

  • http://slamonline.com/ Ryne Nelson

    Thanks everyone for the great comments. The winner this month is mole from Chitown, well, actually…Fresno.

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