Monday, October 20th, 2008 at 12:53 pm  |  212 responses

Sure Shot

They say a picture’s worth 1,000 words. But you only need a couple to win.

Scandals? O.J. Mayo isn’t worried about any bitter folks’ messing with his memories of SC. If he were, he wouldn’t be so intensely signing dude’s t-shirt, would he? This picture still needs some serious explaining, however, and we’re too busy to figure it all out. That’s why we have our great commenters! Whoever writes the funniest caption will win a dope prize from our vault and see their name in Trash Talk next issue.

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  • Krishan

    OJ: “Alright kid, I signed your g*ddamned t-shirt. Now just talk to my guy here about the plasma tv and everything’s settled.”

    Bald Guy “Shhh, not so loud OJ you dumb f*ck. Oh sh!t, ESPN’s already here!”

  • http://www.myspace.com/linkstigatorkevin Kevin Wilson

    Tell me more about this “USC” place.

  • http://www.jeffdaycartoons.com gwillicker

    “Sure, I can definitely draw a nipple on your shirt.”

  • Julian

    Okay, kid, I signed your precious t-shirt. Now scram, or baldy here’s gonna sock you in the mouth.

  • Lucky from MI

    “What other O.J.?”

  • collin

    hey O.J., can you please sign over my reggie bush autograph

  • riggs

    oj mayo signing autographs at his personal gun show.

  • http://kb24.com Bigi

    “Hey,Your Name Doesen’t Start With An “F”?!?!!”

  • collin

    why are you signin my shirt O.J., remember our deal, I give you this pen, and you get your agent to buy me a new flatscreen tv.

  • Ryan L.

    O.J.-”Hey Mr. Photographer, make sure you use the fisheye lens so my bicep looks bigger. I’m hoping somebody sees this and writes that I added 15 lbs of muscle.”

  • Sari

    “I wasn’t gonna sign but what the hell, it’s not like I didn’t do anything wrong…”

  • RYAN

    “Don’t press to hard on my nipple.”

  • JMac

    Kid: Hey man. Do you know where the fast food restaurants? I really need to.. Hey! What the? Why are you signing my shirt? Who are you anyway?

  • JMac

    OJ Mayo: Heehee. I’m gonna give this Trojan a mustache…

  • Jack W.

    OJ thinking to himself; This not what I was expecting when they told me someone wanted me to autograph their breast

  • Fadi “Luckycharms” Qader

    OJ: I’m getting tired of flexing for the camera!!!
    Kid: Hey you’re signing over the USC symbol stop!!
    OJ: Oh my bad too busy flexing for the camera…

  • Fadi “Luckycharms” Qader

    OJ (thinking to himself): I’m getting tired of flexing for the camera!!!
    Kid: Hey you’re signing over the USC symbol stop!!
    OJ: Oh my bad too busy flexing for the camera…

  • http://www.brisbane.basketball.net.au Deuce21

    “(USC) sucks without me! Love, the other OJ…”

  • http://www.slamonline.com James the balla

    O.J. thinking … I dont mind when kids want autographs, but when the gay pride convention next door starts lining up. Wheres John Amaechi when you need him??

  • Teddy-the-Bear

    Kid: Hey man, what do you think you’re doing to my shirt?
    OJ: Oh, sorry… Just let me finish, will ya?

  • mole

    “nice shirt looks familiar. I think we played them in preseason”

  • Teddy-the-Bear

    Kid: Hey Mr. Basketball-player, can you sign my shirt, “Beasley” ?

  • Teddy-the-Bear

    Wu-Tang step back, ‘cuz OJ’s for the children.

  • Teddy-the-Bear

    Kid: So you ARE Lil’ Romeo?
    OJ: Yeah… Sure kid.

  • Teddy-the-Bear

    Kid: Thanks for signing my shirt, Mr. OJ. I never knew the judge granted you bail.

  • Teddy-the-Bear

    Kid: Who the hell is OJ and what are you doing to my shirt? All I wanted was some mayonnaise on my burger!

  • mike

    Kid: So you’ll be back next year right?
    OJ: Yeah…..

  • http://cedricalvinezyahoo.com cedric

    o.j-whats your name kid
    o.j-no not me you
    kid-yes im yu
    o.j-Just answer the damn questions; Who are you?
    kid-I have told you.
    o.j-Are you deaf?
    kid-No, Yu is blind.
    o.j-I’m not blind, you blind.
    kid-That is what I just said.
    o.j-man forget it…signs his name

  • http://cedricalvinezyahoo.com cedric

    o.j-hi whats your name?
    o.j-now how do you spell that?

  • bfidel20

    While OJ is busy making $1000 per autograph, that guy in the middle watches and worries about losing his job as DOW drops 700+ points on Wall Street!

  • Jose

    I know GAY-MAJO doesn’t sound as great. Its out of my hands now.

  • chintao

    “Is it cold outside, or are you just happy to see me, kid?”

  • Tim Dennis

    “See kid i told you every male with the name OJ doesnt murder White People”

  • JMac

    Kid: Hey mister. I want a cool Eagle on my shirt.
    O.J: Yeah, I don’t do that..

  • cozza

    Kid: “Yo, OJ”
    OJ Mayo: “What, kid?”
    K:”Can you sign my T-Shirt, I can’t find any other half decent USC athletes?”
    OJ: “Not even the reserve QB?”
    K: “Not even the reserve QB.”

  • http://mykal1.blogspot.com/ ♦MyKal♠

    O.J: “Remember, if the police come, you asked me to touch you there. Alright?”

  • Bo Diddly

    Here’s Dwight’s number. He’ll tell you how you get biceps bigger than your head. Now scram.

  • Bo Diddly

    OJ – What’s the last letter in ‘USC’?

  • http://nsbacasakchbkl.com t.dot dude

    “you spread any rumors about me, and ill stab you right now”

  • http://nsbacasakchbkl.com t.dot dude

    “here’s my cell number for your mom”

  • http://nsbacasakchbkl.com t.dot dude

    “let me cross out that S and put an N”

  • rhillips

    hay, who are you and why are you drawing on my T

  • collin

    oj: its pretty hard to write while flexin at the same time

    kid: then stop flexin

    oj: yeah right i got a reputation

  • collin

    hey kid, right under my name is my agent’s number. give him a call if you need him to buy yo;u something.

  • collin

    why you drawin on my shirt, i came over here for the other kind of mayo; you know , for my burger.

  • JStory

    Kid: No, you got it all wrong, I asked for O.J AND Mayo.

  • JStory

    O.J: Kid, I’m not gonna sign your shirt. But if I was, this is how I would have done it…

  • N.Pawelczyk

    Dear Baldy….keep reading over my shoulder and I will keep calling you Mr.Clean

  • JMac

    O.J: Here’s the number of a fitness gym near USC. You have a long way to go before you look like me.

  • http://shawn-kemps-offspring.blogspot.com/ TADOne

    “Hi sir, some guy named Rodney paid me $20 to get in this line to have you sign my shirt.”

  • Anton

    Still can’t believe Stern made us go to college.

  • seize

    kid: “Damn, I thought Lil Romeo was gonna be here.”

  • T-pott

    Want me to sign over Reggie Bush?

  • Mario45

    omg i was dieing bout the OJ being on bail

  • Brian

    Stop looking at my hand, it makes me nervous

  • Cmoney

    Good thing I got my invisible ink pin

  • collin

    hey kid, do you know what USC stands for? I never figured it out

  • collin

    OJ: alright baldy;what next?

    Bald guy: Ummm…is there a “G” ?

    OJ: nope, you suck at hangman baldy

    kid: can I leave yet, i came here for lil’ Romeo

  • http://www.classicksoulo.com ClasSick

    OJ: I could sign titties all day. Next?

  • collin

    OJ: alright baldy;what next?…… Bald guy: Ummm…is there a “G” ?…… OJ: nope, you suck at hangman baldy……… kid: can I leave yet, i came here for lil’ Romeo

  • http://www.lifehoopsthoughts.blogspot.com the baconator

    The NBA: Where not even a college education can help you sign your name happens

  • Jabari Howard

    Mayo:USC…would be…nothing…without me…OJ Mayo
    Kid: Thanks, but i did have paper though.

  • Jabari Howard

    Kid: How do you think USC will do this year?
    Mayo: Well, im definitely expecting Lil’ Romeo to have a breakout year…phsych!

  • JMac

    O.J: Ok, kid, This is what I’ll drop on Yao and Artest on Opening Day in Houston.

  • Ali

    OJ: yup that shirt is genuine USC i know that material anywhere. Kid: i just wanted you to sign it not inspect it!

  • shu

    Listen kid, any third grader can just scratch “O-J-M-A-Y-O” on your shirt, but to prove you actually met the real dude, I am going to write my full name. “O-V-I-N-T-O-N-J-’-A-N-T-H-O-”… (runs out of space) … Aight kid, go home and change into a Grizzlies shirt and I’ll finish the autograph.

  • Sam

    And they said Hellmans’s was more famous than me…

  • Malcolm

    Here’s the number, ask for my man Calvin Andrews.

  • collin

    kid: so how’s tennesee?……..OJ: Tennesee, where is that?……..kid: that’s where Memphis is………OJ: really, oh, then it sucks

  • poppi

    hey kid a t- shirt isnt the only free thing i got at usc,you should check out my ride!

  • Charlie

    The one thing USC didn’t offer Mayo was the OJ in Trojans


    Kid: What are you doing?
    Mayo: Just outlining the OJ in Trojans

  • Mat

    OJ: Oh damn its the media .. if we all act like were not here, maybe they wont see us!

  • MikeyRocks

    Kid: WHAT YOU DOIN?!This is for Derozan!

  • MikeyRocks

    Mayo: Eyyy, glad your already a fan of mine, Darko.

  • JMac

    The NBA: Where Becoming Famous Even If You Haven’t Proven Yourself Yet Happens

  • Luis

    When I agreed to signing peoples chests I assumed they’d be women.

  • M@Y$

    No Kid I’m O.J. Mayo Not O.J. Simpson

  • Tyrell

    Mayo: Here you go kid

  • Pembo

    I don’t care what my teacher’s used to say… my hand writing is really improving! Now should I use a big ‘O’ or little ‘o’ for my name?

  • Anthony Johnson




  • oogadal

    Kid: Hey! What the hell…Beasley doesnt start with an O.

  • Daniel

    Kid: Hey O.J, wana have a game of Noughts and Crosses?
    OJ: Yea ok, but I’m starting

  • Dave Kamin

    O.J:”O…J…M…A…I…. Dang! one sec…

  • Kingsley N

    OJ: “Yea I’ll sign, Ok now, O… uhh what comes next… Damn I’ve never done this before”

  • luke

    oj “they pay you to wear that?”

  • luke

    oj “you would have to pay me to wear that shirt”
    kid “didn’t they?”

  • luke

    kid “i don’t have any money but will you sigh my shirt”

  • http://www.freewebs.com/betcats BETCATS

    “OJ sign my b00bs!!”

  • hamid razki

    kid: “okay O.J my dad said we need to keep practicing…and no peeking! you’ll never learn.”
    O.J: “aright…U…S…damn forget this im going to practice”

  • Dan H.

    I wonder how his dad is gonna get for this on Ebay?

  • Dan H.

    I wonder how much his dad is gonna get for this on Ebay?

  • niQ

    Boy: “You better be good one day! I waited in line since last night to get this shirt signed and I will sell it on eBay when you become famous”

  • Taylor

    “I don’t think you get it you get milk out of what your pushing not O.J.” Kid

  • dee hughey

    close your eyes this might hurt a little.

  • http://slam roosevelt

    f**k usc should have chosen ucla!

  • Marc

    Kid: “Nice tattoo”
    OJ: “Yeah, they paid for that too”

  • Brian Fournier

    Kid: Can you sign my shirt please?
    OJ: This is harder than playing the Memphis Tigers last year.

  • Brajan

    Kid:”Hi OJ,could I take a picture with you ?”
    OJ:”Hell naw,but if you don’t mind,I’ll draw a picture of a bear on your shirt.”

  • http://www.GotKickstv.com Sean

    “Even O.J Simpson Couldn’t Do This”

  • trout

    kid: i guess ill settle for you if LeBron James is too busy test driving his new lamborghini around his 17,000,000,000,000 acre house

  • JMac

    Two Bald Guys Thinking: What the heck am I doing protecting this guy? There are no girls here. I wonder if Mario and Darrell over there need some security?

  • http://www.ballislife.com Justin Walsh

    O.J. “Here kid, I’ll sign that University of Signed Checks T”

  • Da’Vaughte’

    oj:so if i sign this your dad wont print anymore about those college scandals right?
    kid:as long as you spell my name right

  • Noah Graff

    OJ:Woah! dude come over here! They spelled USC wrong on your shirt, lemme fix it for you.
    Bald Guy in background (thinking):Does he have to fix every single one?

  • Tom

    i’m getting paid for this right?

  • Edward Kemp Mitchell

    I mastered this part of my game in high school.

  • christos kazyas

    dont make a spelling mistake… dont make a spelling mistake…. there O.J

  • Smartguy

    O.J: Yes (annoyed) if you go to USC they’ll give you tons of free stuff in fact there paying me to recruit you right now

  • Peter Park

    “My dad will think I’m a traitor, but c’mon, it’s OJ Mayo!”

  • Paul Park

    “Only if you promise to wear this at a UCLA game kid…”

  • Stuart

    OJ: something is wrong mmmmm’, that’s right it is normally girls chest i sign and not young boys

  • Swoop6

    I guess I can sign that shirt kid… after all, they did help let me hang there for a year

  • joseph vasquez

    “im only sighning this shirt because you are now the starting point guard for USC”

  • http://slamonline.com Forrest Ickes

    Alright kid, i signed your shirt. Now please dont bring back memories from last year!.

  • http://slamonline.com Forrest Ickes

    Flashing my ceps’ because i love to support my alma matter!

  • don thomas

    OJ: wow I wonder if he noticed i signed reggie bush on his shirt……

  • don thomas

    kid: dude your not reggie bush

  • Alexis Dean

    Boy: Wait!!! I said write MY name, so what are you doing I didn’t say my name was OJ Mayo!!!

  • Alexis Dean

    Boy: YOU’RE THE BEST EVER THANKS MR. MAYO SIR!!! You really made it look like Reggie Bush signed this!!!

  • tre

    ok kid you want to play games i told you im not signing usc shirts, Barry get my shank

  • tre

    aFTER youre done signing this can you get me another shirt i thought you were derrick rose whoin the hell are you

  • collin

    how come only white folks want my autograph?

  • Derek R.

    Don’t worry kid i won’t kidnap you and try to rob you in a hotel after my career is over and i’m dead broke. But if i did i would do it like this…just playing. See you in 15-20.

  • Jr. Ellis

    Kid) Damn you can’t even spell your own name? Maybe you should stay a couple more years,to get this autograph thing down pat! autograph 101?

  • robert lumbad

    where i’m gonna miss southern california happens!

  • http://myspace.com G-MAN


  • MJdunkman

    Kid: Wait a minute you’re not Romeo Miller!(runs away crying)

  • Fidd

    hey kid sell this shirt on ebay but you gotta wait ten years till im really settled into the nba

  • Nick

    “I’ll put mine right over top of this Nick Young guy’s tag”

  • http://www.celtics.com Jamey

    “Now remember punk, if you sell this on Ebay, I get 10% and my agent gets 20. We know where you live.”

  • http://www.bceagles.com Veal Scalabrine

    “You’re not going to come to my hotel room with a gun & Marc Gasol and try to get this shirt back are you?”

  • hayden

    Memories with OJ should be charished forever, future hall of famer or not he’s still Orange Juice and MAYOnaise, just how we like em.

  • JWW

    Kid:”Please don’t mess it up like the last time. This is my third shirt.”
    Mayo:”Ooops. Just say you spilled some ink on your shirt”
    Kid:Man, come on! You don’t know how to sign?!!

  • D. Ross

    Make sure you go see my new movie “The 40 Year Old Rookie”

  • Dwyane

    When i was your age I was in sports illustrated

  • http://cedricalvinezyahoo.com cedric

    o.j-tell your mom I said hi and I want you to give her my number.
    do you go any paper to write it on?


    o.j-ill just write it on your shirt(writes it on shirt)

    kid-man this was my favorite shirt too

  • Kyle Gonyer

    OJ: Sure kid, i’ll sign your shirt
    Kid: Yes, Reggie Bush is signing my shirt!

  • Kyle Gonyer

    OJ: Who should I address this signature to?
    Kid: Ummm…. to the highest bidder.

  • Bri

    O.J.: Um, I don’t know if you know this but I don’t go to USC any more, but you are lucky I get paid per signature.

  • Braydon

    Kid: F-R-A-N-K-I-E, Frankie…. Don’t you know how to spell O-J?

  • Plat

    “so how much is my contract worth?”

  • http://www.celtics.com Celts17

    “Listen punk, you get O-J and that’s it. You want ‘Mayo’, or ‘to Jimmy’, or any of that other sh$& it’s $20 per letter. You can work the details out with my agent- ya’ feel me!?”

  • amrit

    boy u better let me sign that shirt before i break ur jaw.

  • amrit

    Guy in the back: Hope he dosen’t break the kids jaw.

  • Gee Morg

    Kid thinking: “I hope this ain’t an NCAA violation for me in a few years.”

  • Gee Morg

    As he winks at the kid, O.J. autographs: “Not guilty of any NCAA violations.”

  • http://slamonline chris98rocks

    What the hell are you doing whearing that shirt, for I’m with Memphis.

  • ed

    don’t forget my dad paid you to play at USC and he also paid for the bentley rental in you photo shoot for slam mag, now sign my shirt!!!

  • Austin

    “Finally, I get paid to do this.”

  • Mason

    “Hey kid,if it were up to me i’d only be in Memphis for one year too”.

  • adam perea

    kid- ” hey mayo, ill pay you $50,000 to sign”

    mayo- ” why not, USC did”

  • adam perea

    kid- ” i tried to get the other o.j. to sign, but he said something about a glove


    KID: so wat does OJ stand for
    OJ:Ovitanamous jarviasious or somethin i forgot my mom was a big OJ fan

  • Cesar Cuevas

    OJ-”UMMMMMM! nipple :)
    Kid-” Yup OJ right there, just the way I like it”
    OJ-” yeah you’ve been a bad boy, let me sign that”

    OJ didn’t have to bite his lip though, no homo. The bald guy in the background looks like a prison tattoo artist and OJ’s tattoo looks like the bald dude did it…

  • B. McCombs

    I knew I should’ve shouldn’t have gone one and done. I still need to learn to write cursive.

  • B. McCombs

    correction to the one above, remove should’ve.

  • ryan go

    Kid, you get this plus more in USC!

  • Frizzle

    Ey boy, if i sign you shirt you have to promise me that you never gonna call me the next best player.

  • knowsense.

    kid: “what do you mean, if i did it?”

  • RaN

    I didn’t “sign” up for this

  • johnmac2147

    I can’t wait till SLAM see my muscle’s

  • http://cedricalvinezyahoo.com cedric

    o.j-hey kid if i sign your shirt can i have it its kinda cold if im only wearing a tank top

    kid-then whats the point of signing it if your gonna get it

    o.j-good point(signs his name)

  • rob stewart

    Trust me, these Tide sticks will take care of that mustard stain in no time

  • Clent

    OJ thinking…”If the kid only knew, he would be wearing a UCLA shirt…”

  • Clent

    OJ thinking…”USC? I’m not suppose to be signing this shirt. I blame this one on Stern…”(for making me go to college for a year)

  • Clent

    OJ – “I told you I would put USC basketball back on the map!”
    Kid – “Wait…I thought you were Lil’ Romeo…”

  • Luis Monreal

    Mayo: “OK listen up kid. I’m being investigated about taking bribes so I will cover the camera with my arm while you slip the money under my other hand. Don’t worry my representatives will look away as if they didn’t see nothing”.

  • David Mc.


  • Mike from PEI

    Mind if I add something….. can USCore at will like me?

  • Deemo from DK

    Mayo: “…and don’t forget, not a single word about the USC!”

  • kevin

    wait your last names MAYO???
    i thought u were the other OJ!

  • Gaz

    Mayo: BETCATS is very homosexual.
    Kid: I agree.

  • Mickey Moe

    I just got this shirt! Your signature makes it played out!

  • Mickey Moe

    “I need all the wrinkles flexed out kid.”

  • Mickey Moe

    This kid shirt has more wrinkles then the waves on my head!

  • Mickey Moe

    Boy: “After you done signing my shirt, my friend wants your WHOLE name on that little ball he’s holding.”

  • Mickey Moe

    O.J: “This wrinkled shirt got me more focus then shooting freethrows in the playoffs!”

  • ctab21

    hold still kid, im trying to color in between the lines.

  • Daniel

    Kid: Hey, wanna have a game of naughts and crosses? I Know it’s your favorite.
    OJ: Hell Yea! Alrite im crosses and i start!

  • Daniel

    Kid: Ok, you only need one more letter and you’ve won, if you get it wrong you get hangman.

    OJ: Wait, havn’t I already got it, MEMPIS?

  • Daniel

    Kid: Ok, you only need one more letter and you’ve won, if you get it wrong you get hangman.
    OJ: Hmm let me see… wait a second, I already got it right, isn’t it Mempis?

  • LJ

    GUY IN THE WHITE SHIRT, IN BETWEEN MAYO AND THE KID: OMG OJ Mayo is touching his nipple! Think not sexy thoughts, think not sexy thoughts, think non sexy thoughts…

  • http://www.forumgeek.co.cc Sam

    OJ Mayo: How am I meant to spell OJ?

  • Daniel

    OJ: OJ Mayonaisse. ‘Oh woops sorry i skipped dinner’

  • http://www.forumgeek.co.cc Sam

    Kid: Why did you draw a jar of mayonaisse on my shirt?

    OJ: Oh, you wanted signature. Now you tell me!

  • http://www.forumgeek.co.cc Sam

    OJ: You want me to write my personal memoirs on your shirt…why?

    Kid: I know it’ll take ages…and…there’s this guy at the back of the line that was annoying me.

  • http://www.forumgeek.co.cc Sam

    OJ: First O…then J…then Mayo…

    Kid: OJ Mayo? Get off me, I’m looking for OJ Simpson!

  • http://www.forumgeek.co.cc Sam

    OJ: There, done.

    Kid: Done? There’s no difference!

    OJ: I traced the letters…tehee.

  • http://www.forumgeek.co.cc Sam

    Guy Next to OJ: Kid, OJ’s name is officially copyrighted. You want it on his shirt, you got to pay. $60 a letter, plus 200% percent interest daily. Oh – we’re doing his whole name.

  • Bonz

    “How do I spell my name again?

  • brandon harrison

    Kid: So, you’re not Oj Simpson?
    Oj: huh?

  • Dirty Dozen

    hey lil man, did the school give you that shirt too?

  • http://www.forumgeek.co.cc Sam

    Kid: You G, watcha doin’ brother? You can’t go around scribblin’ all over people’s shirts, homie. Watch your back.

    OJ: That is a preposterous accusation, and I shall communicate the preliminary consequences with my general attorneys.

    Guy Next to OJ: Mr Mayo, we’re not in 1820 anymore.

  • http://www.forumgeek.co.cc Sam

    Guy Next to OJ: Erm…OJ…that’s not a marker. It’s a break knife.

  • http://www.forumgeek.co.cc Sam

    Kid: That’s not a marker, it’s a freaking bread knife!

  • LJ

    GUY IN BETWEEN OJ AND THE KID, IN THE WHITE NBA SHIRT: “Oh my god, Oh my god, Oh my god, look at those biceps! Think non-sexy thoughts, think non-sexy thoughts, think non-sexy thoughts.

  • The Promise

    Kid in USC shirt: “Dude, why are you signing my nipple?!”

    Kid in American Eagle shirt right behind him:
    “At least hes signing your nipple.”

  • benny

    Kid: Dude you’re hurting me.
    OJ: Its not my fault my bicep is bigger than my head.

  • benny

    Kid: 10 bucks for an autograph…what a rip.
    OJ: Do you know how many points I had to score to fill this bar with flatscreens.
    Creepy guy with forearm tatoo: Hey OJ do you want me to grease you up again before they take another shot?

  • Mike

    Alright, so you get off the 110 onto Exposition, turn right at Figueroa – there’s a Starbucks, you CAN’T miss it.

  • Daniel

    Kid: Hey dude, do you know where… What the hell man, why you scribbling all over my shirt!

    Old Dude: Pfft, Rookies…

  • Daniel

    Kid: Hey dude, do you know where… What the hell man, why you scribbling all over my shirt!

    Old Dude: Pfft, Rookie…

  • Matt

    For some reason signing my name over and over makes me thirsty and hungry at the same time.

  • MD

    OJ: “Man, what does this guy want?!”
    Kid: “Got gum?”

  • A

    Look Kid i Will sign your shirt just don’t ask me if i will go the way Reggie went cause they say he sucks

  • JB Pitts

    Kid: want some chips?
    OJ: No, that would make me look bad with this NCAA guy standing right here

  • Robert

    kid: “OJ can i have your autograph?”
    OJ: “do i put my adress and phone number on there too? im kinda new at this.”

  • Frank Rivera

    Kid: Hey OJ, do you plan on following Mr. Simpson’s carrer path?

  • Jimmy C

    Flash back to 2007 the day he signed the letter of intent. Mayo, “So, when I sign this I I’ll get the perks that Reggie got right?” Blad Guy, “That is not what your suppose to sign!”

  • Michael Mullery

    Kid : What the hell O.J. , I just asked you if you could get this stain out, don’t make it any worse by drawing all over my shirt.

  • B1DK

    “I’ll bet if I put my left arm like this, my biceps will look much bigger on the photo.. And having big biceps equals getting more girls! Man, I’m smart..”

  • http://slamonline.com/ Ryne Nelson

    Thanks everyone for the great comments. The winner this month is mole from Chitown, well, actually…Fresno.