November 25, 2008 1:43 pm | 315 Comments
What’s My Name?
Jose Calderon needs one.
This month’s target is Raptors’ point guard Jose Calderon, who is healthy and in full control of the Toronto offense. After recording the highest assist to turnover ratio in six seasons, Calderon proved he can protect the ball better than anyone in the NBA. Now he needs a handle worthy of his, well, handle.
Whoever has the best nickname will win a dope prize and get their name in Trash Talk next month.
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JRS ONE?
- The Spaniard
- Numero Ocho (announcer at the ACC says that)
- Senor Back Court
- El Cupo? Get it? He protects the ball…
No reason, I just wanted to reference the TV show Quantum Leap.
O.nes
S.till
E.nvy
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El Basketballo Playero
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Jose Calderon
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No, not him…the other white guy on the court.
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Jalapeno
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Um…Mr. Calderon
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The starting PG for the Raps
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El Ballo Handlero y Passero y Occasionallyo Scorero
what if JC just wants some
“White Chocolate”.
I’ll stick with that one.
or
“Josavior”
(cause he’s rackin up assists)
or S.D.D. (spanish dime dropper)
His bros called a hose-b.
That was awful right..
“JC8 Da TRES”
Jose Claredon pass
jose “mr.free shot“calderon
Calder-always-on
Número uno
Mr.fall back team!!! Bcuz u might as well
Jose “shootin as sharp as a raptor tooth”
The “raptor claw” cuz he does damage
“The Bull”
“The Matador”
“JCpenny”
“888″
-El Pasante
-Mr. Assistente
-Senor 4.73(assist to turnover ratio b4 lakers game on nov 30, 2008)
-Senor 5.38(assist to turnover ratio in 07-08)
-El Manipulador
-El Dinosaurio
“JH 8″
“Jose”
8-ball
ocho pelota
Madskillz
8th Wonder
Joseron 8
always delivering!!
is the nickname that already received from the media in Europe..
Rapteron? take care ya ll..
get it…..
spanish fire
burning sun
The heat
spanish heat
2) El Toro
3) Assistant
3) Ron Quixote (instead of Don Quixote)
2. The Gachupin Dimes
3. Siesta Assasin
The calculator because he hits threes all day
The pupil bcuz he’s in everybodies eye
The wal mart rollback because he makes everything free
“Coinz”
“Who You Gonna Call?”
“J-Cal”
“Calderon the Control”
“The Coordinater”
because when he hits threes his hands look like the sign for O.K.
(the spanish Armada)…. thats a real thing rite?
(instead of Jose its Joly)
El caliente’
or “cabbie”
“El Tolero”
“El Mesero”
el increible
has infiinity skills and full power
the flash
the speed
the reovery man
spanish game winner
spain heroe
because he controls everything on the court
calderONE
(ho-tres) only fits him because he throws up those 3’s after snapping the net at the ACC
this has to be the best one you guys have on here…show TDOT SOME LOVE!!!
2. Senor pasalo
2. “mr. clean” only cuz his offensive sets are always on point!
it means: Jose the crazy maniac