Monday, June 1st, 2009 at 5:28 pm  |  34 responses

It’s got to be…Wrong

At least we didn’t run that Mike Brown feature.

by Ben Osborne

If you care about SLAM and SLAMonline (and why wouldn’t you?), then you read read this on-sale post I did and/or saw it by way of my 6th Man column in the mag.wrong6th

And you know what it was about: all the reasons that unlike Dirk and Shaq in ’07, this year’s attempt at getting the eventual Finalists on the same cover was going to work. Whoops. Again.

(Speaking of Shaq, isn’t this his absolute worst-case Finals? Either Stan Van Gundy and Dwight Howard—arguably the two biggest targets of his attacks this past season—win it all, or Kobe—inarguably the biggest target of his attacks ever—wins a ring without Shaq. I mean, the Diesel’s legacy is plenty secure, but this cannot feel good to him. The only solution will be for the Cavs to acquire him, like they should have at the All-Star Break, and then have him vanquish the Magic and Lakers a year from now.)

Lang posted many of the things I feel about this year’s Finals earlier today (no surprise; we worked together on building the LeBron-Kobe cover in the first place and then commiserated painfully throughout the series by text messages and MogoTXT while he was also Twittering his analysis all series long as well). Heading into the Playoffs I picked the Lakers over the Cavs, and by the time the first two rounds were over, I was—like many people—more worried about the likelihood of the Lakers reaching that dream Finals match-up than the Cavs.

Instead, the Magic made me look dumb, too. Look, I have beef with Mike Brown, Danny Ferry and the Cavs roster as well, but I thought the Magic earned the series win more than the Cavs lost it. SVG is as solid with the strategy as he is annoying with the screeching, he’s got a big and versatile team that shot the ball very well and Dwight grew up before our eyes. I tip my hat to them and look forward to watching Games 3, 4 and 5 in person next week in O-Town. My prediction? Lakers in 6, but how can I or anyone else be that shocked if the Magic pull out one more round? I learned my gambling lessons a long time ago, so I’m not touching this no matter how appealing it looks, but my newspaper has the Magic at +$240 for the series? That has got to be the smartest play around.

Anyway, guess this is the cover we should have done:

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Damn.

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  • Deez

    FIRST!!!! oh and Magic in 6!!!! hee ha!

  • Taranvir

    Haha, thats pretty funny! I love dwights face!

  • G$

    Gotta say I’m very pleased that the “inevitable” Cavs/Lakers series didn’t happen. The cult of personality in the NBA has gotten out of control. Often the game seems like a side note to the marketing and hype.

  • donovan

    Were the LeBron/Kobe photos (and/or Howard) posed portraits specifically for the cover, or stock/file images simply edited? No real reason for asking, just curious…

  • adbphilly

    completely agree with Deez on this one. MAGIC IN SIX!!! Especially if Jameer comes back. They are dominant right now.

  • http://slamonline.com Konate

    G$ i agree 1000 percent!

  • http://slamonline.com Ben Osborne

    donovan, while every other cover we did this season was either photographed or illustrated exclusively for SLAM, this one (or two, counting Dwight) was done with NBA photos.

  • donovan

    Ah, thanks… those are some big files, then.=/

  • KB24

    OMG are you all high?!?! Lakers in 5. Lakers have been saving energy the whole playoffs now they are about to stepup. Kobe is not giving up another ring like last year

  • http://slamonline.com B. Long

    Mike Brown is possibly the worst coach to ever win coach of the year.

  • http://blogs.orlandosentinel.com/.a/6a00d83451c3cb69e201156fbef83c970c-pi ENDS

    I call it the Shaq’s ego/legacyIs Screwed/takes a hit either way” Finals

  • http://blogs.orlandosentinel.com/.a/6a00d83451c3cb69e201156fbef83c970c-pi ENDS

    SHoulda had Dwight Smiling. And Hot Damn thats a Clean Shave

  • WhaHuh

    lol Slam

  • http://blogs.orlandosentinel.com/.a/6a00d83451c3cb69e201156fbef83c970c-pi ENDS

    Plus thanks for the shout outs in the Magazine article to all the Slam Poster that includes the E.N.D

  • http://slamonline.com Ben Osborne

    Coach of the Year winners of the past include: Mike Schuler, Don Chaney, Del Harris, Mike Dunleavy, Rick Carlisle and Sam Mitchell. Mike Brown is good by me.

  • Stickz

    That has to be the goofiest pic of Dwight Howard! You couldn’t find one that looked tougher than that?

  • Tenorca

    Ben beat me to it: Mike. Dunleavy. Senior.
    Also, somebody named Cotton Fitzsimmons won it twice. I don’t know who that is, but I know what I’m naming my first born.

  • http://www.okayplayer.com doyouwantmore

    It’s all about matchups. Magic in seven.

  • Tommy Patron

    RIP, Cotton.

  • Homie

    Another reminder you’re getting old = a SLAM poster admits they don’t know who Cotton Fitzsimmons is. RIP.

  • BostonBaller

    Homie, that is sooo true. One of my players once asked why coaches like Don Nelson think they know so much about the game when they have never played the game. I made that knucklehead run wind sprints and do footfire for about 10 minutes. Kids today don’t have the stamina for real punishment. lol

  • http://www.alllooksame.com Tarzan Cooper

    Derrick Rose is a hell of a basketball player.

    Over the past four years he’s won two high school state championships, reached the NCAA title game and was named NBA rookie of the year.

    Derrick Rose is, by all accounts, a good person.

    He’s never gotten into any serious trouble and is known as a quiet, hardworking and unassuming guy. His teammates swear by him and the fans who know him best, in his hometown of Chicago, have flocked to him for the way he’s carried himself on and off the court.

    Derrick Rose is the American dream.

    Rising from humble South Side roots, at age 20 he’s already a self-made millionaire with the Bulls. Barring injury he should make more than $100 million by the time he’s 35. He’s building a reputation for charity back in his neighborhood.
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    Derrick Rose isn’t much of a student.

    This is what the NCAA alleges. It claims he had someone stand in for him on his SAT because he couldn’t manage to make the relatively meager score he needed to play college ball at Memphis (his qualifying test was a “740 or 750,” according to a source with knowledge of the situation). Then, as the Chicago Sun-Times reported, one of his high school grades was changed from a “D” to a “C” in order to help his college eligibility chances.

    For the record, Rose denied all of this to the NCAA although he hasn’t spoken publicly since the allegations broke last week.

    The fact we know his score, the fact that Rose is dealing with embarrassing questions, the fact that the NBA has another young star wrapped in scandal and two universities are fretting about Saturday’s NCAA infractions hearing, is the latest testament to the NBA’s wrong and ridiculous 19-year-old age limit.

    This isn’t to absolve the people involved, but the question shouldn’t just be did Derrick Rose cheat on his SAT?

    It should be why the heck did he have to take it in the first place?

    If Rose sang or danced or wrote computer code, even if he hit forehands or curveballs and not free throws, his acumen at standardized questions concerning probability, diction and critical reading wouldn’t matter.

    They do in basketball because NBA commissioner David Stern wanted to control long-term labor costs and use college ball to market his young stars. In 2005, his league began requiring American players (but not Europeans) to be at least one year out of high school to be drafted.

    That essentially sends them to college ball, where outdated and hypocritical amateurism and academic rules exist not because they have any moral basis, but so the NCAA can avoid billions in local and federal taxes.

    As a result, young players have to play pretend before they can play ball. They have to pretend that amateurism rules can stop the wheels of capitalism. They have to pretend that an arbitrary thing like a minimum SAT score – which is never how the test was designed to be used – is a fair hurdle they need to clear to pursue their professional aspirations.

    They have to pretend because the NCAA long ago figured out how to use its rule book as a tax haven.

    And so into this round hole gets slammed the square peg of young players – Rose, O.J. Mayo and pretty much every other one-and-done star who lit up the college season before bolting to the NBA.

    And, too often, they wind up with the NCAA slamming them for potentially not following rules that have no real world validity.

    How is this helping Stern market his players?

    Is it good to have Rose arrogantly ripped by the NCAA for failing “to deport himself in accordance with the high standards of honesty and sportsmanship normally associated with … intercollegiate athletics”?

    Is it a positive to have rival fans mock him with “SAT, SAT” chants for years to come? Or have Mayo embroiled in his own NCAA investigation into payments from an agent while he did his mandated season at Southern California?

    All this is doing is playing up the same outdated stereotypes of young, black players that Stern usually fights so hard against. He’s sold these guys out to shorten careers and, more importantly, career earnings.

    Deep down he knows they should have the right to turn pro out of high school the way Kobe Bryant, LeBron James, Dwight Howard, Kevin Garnett and so many other stars did.

    A semester or two in college isn’t the worst thing, but it also has nothing to do with playing basketball, being a good citizen or the ever-stated “protecting their futures in case of injury.”

    There is no statistical evidence that players are better on or off the court after a stint on campus. There is, however, a century of win-at-all-cost proof by coaches and boosters that the NCAA’s “high standards of honesty and sportsmanship” are a complete joke.

    For the sake of argument let’s assume Rose did have a high school friend stand in and take his SAT. He was desperate to qualify because the clear path to his dream and the fortune that comes with it was on the line. Any other route (Europe, junior college) is unproven.

    So facing a system rigged against him, he instead rigged the system.

    He kicked down the door, clearing an academic hurdle that bears no relation to his character as a person or his ability as a performer.

    In Hollywood they make movies about people who do that.

    In basketball, they vilify them and humiliate them, although not before they cash in on them.

    We hold this standard almost exclusively for teenage basketball players, mostly African Americans, many from disadvantaged backgrounds and broken school systems (Rose’s Simeon Career Academy isn’t exactly Choate Rosemary Hall).

    No one cared when Danica Patrick went pro as a race car driver at 16. No one tried to prevent Shawn Johnson from winning an Olympic gold at the same age or Miley Cyrus from making millions singing and acting with her dad even younger than that.

    And no one ever required them to recognize analogies before doing so.

    So why do we make Derrick Rose?

  • Wall St

    Orlando at a 52 week high, SELL ! All the Cleveland shareholders just dumped LeBron inc., and now buying D.Howard Inc. ROTFLMAO ! When will they learn ? 23 + 1 = 24 !

    Lakers still have upside, BUY !

  • Bruno, RJ

    Lebron eliminated…
    now is a win-win situation
    :)

  • surreybc

    dwight is lookin up because he’s scared of the mamba!!! lakers, 09 champs

  • nicole

    yeah the cover didn’t exactly happen. but the back has an adidas dwight ad and it’s kinda like dwight was trying to get onto the cover

  • http://www.triplejunearthed.com/dacre Dacre

    Tarzan Cooper should get his own show….?
    Heres a question….
    What happens if Rose had sat the SAT and didn’t get a pass…? Does he not get to play in the NBA?

  • http://www.mrwiggleslovesyou.com Shu

    Hey Tarzan, where is that article from? It’s a great read, even if it’s pretty off topic… I’m rootin for Turkey-Glu to be clutch and get the finals MVP so he can get his max contract on.

  • ABIMATOR

    The Dwight pix is weird, orlando 4 a sweep or in 5.
    Tarzan, I agree, the age limit 2 enter the nba is rediculous and injust,
    fu(k stern and thanx God we didn’t have that KB#LB final, I’m so tired of the system that tries 2 control and manipulate everything

  • Alan

    @B. Long: don’t agree. Sam Mitchell was…

  • http://www.another48minutes.blogspot.com Gerard Himself

    Ben, when you listed former coaches of year – you also listed Carlisle. I think Carlisle has done pretty well in his career, you?

  • http://www.myspace.com/weezyleezy337 Weezy F. Leezy

    @tarzan: well said

  • http://slamonline.com Ben Osborne

    I was torn on whether to put Carlisle on the list, which I admittedly compiled in about 30 seconds. He’s not bad, but certainly hasn’t “sealed the deal” at any of his career stops. I’d call him an “above average” coach, but not an all-timer. And from what I’ve seen of Mike Brown, I’d call him “above average” as well.

  • TYRILLA

    N-E body who thinks the magic are goin to beat the lakers is out rite crazy this is KOBE we’re talking about…. B serious

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