Wednesday, April 27th, 2011 at 12:10 pm  |  81 responses

Which NBA Player Are You?

Drake is Landry Fields.

Originally published in SLAM 148

by Sam Rubenstein

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  • vtrobot Posted: Apr.27 at 12:34 pm
    Jarrett Jack is Todd Bridges little bro.

  • Brandon Posted: Apr.27 at 12:41 pm
    Gucci Mane is Erik Dampier

  • Riggs Posted: Apr.27 at 12:49 pm
    rick carlisle is jim carey

  • The Philosopher Posted: Apr.27 at 12:54 pm
    Keith Bogans = Zab Judah
    Robert Horry = Will Smith
    Kyle Korver = Ashton Kutcher
    Andrei Kirilenko = Ivan Drago
    Deke Motombo = Shabba Ranks
    Kevin Durant = (young) Herb Williams
    Brian Scalabrine = Michael Rappaport
    Josh Smith = Game

  • The Philosopher Posted: Apr.27 at 12:56 pm
    O.J. Mayo = Brian Pumper

  • vtrobot Posted: Apr.27 at 1:31 pm
    @ riggs: i hadn’t thought about that until i was visiting a friend in POR last week and he was doing ace ventura impressions when they were showing rick during timeouts. pretending that’s how carlisle was addressing the team. funny sh*t.

  • Caribbean Crossover Posted: Apr.27 at 1:54 pm
    @riggs….hotdayum!! you got it right…he is ace ventura with a buzz cut

  • Fat Lever Posted: Apr.27 at 1:57 pm
    HAHAHAHAHA, Philo. B Pumper looks like a double for Lloyd Banks with half the talent. And that’s cold Slam, that you got the one pic of Drake for this from Degrassi. Hahahah.

  • shuref00t Posted: Apr.27 at 2:34 pm
    Clyde Drexler = Snoop Dogg
    Nate Robinson = 50 Cent
    Tony Allen = Chris Partlow from The Wire

  • bigslim31 Posted: Apr.27 at 2:46 pm
    @ Philosopher – Mutombo and Shabba Ranks is spot on and hilarious. Although I would say you spend waaaay too much time comparing dudes if that’s whats on your mind.

  • GP23 Posted: Apr.27 at 2:47 pm
    Sheldon williams – ice cube

  • Brahsef Posted: Apr.27 at 2:58 pm
    Stucky = 50 cent

  • GP23 Posted: Apr.27 at 3:14 pm
    Anderson Varejao = Sideshow Bob
    Kirk Hinrich = Jason Biggs

  • rob stewart Posted: Apr.27 at 3:22 pm
    andrew bynum is tracey morgan
    tmac is fobulous

  • Ganchan Posted: Apr.27 at 3:32 pm
    Chris Bosh = Apu from the Simpsons

  • Run"N'Gun219 Posted: Apr.27 at 3:42 pm
    Marco Bellineli- Sly Stallon from Cobra
    Baron Davis- Alien from Meatballs
    Chauncey Billups- Alien for American Dad
    Shannon Brown- Cris Brown
    Darren Collison- Bud from the Cosby show
    Kendrick Perkins- Young Jeezy

  • BluntZ Posted: Apr.27 at 3:49 pm
    Charlie Villanueva = Cancer Patient

  • hillbilly Posted: Apr.27 at 4:10 pm
    Gregg Popovich = Jigsaw (I know, I know…he’s a coach, not a player. But, still.)

  • Run"N'Gun219 Posted: Apr.27 at 4:10 pm
    BluntZ ^ u made me spit out my sweet tea. that my friend is classic

  • T-Money Posted: Apr.27 at 4:26 pm
    Chris Bosh – Velociraptor from Jurassic Park.

  • tRay Posted: Apr.27 at 4:42 pm
    Jos Smith= Game
    ZBo= ninja turlte
    Jarret Jack= Neyo
    Michael Finly= Billy Ocean
    Stan Van Gundy= Ron Jeremy

  • logues Posted: Apr.27 at 4:54 pm
    mike bibby is mini me

  • logues Posted: Apr.27 at 4:55 pm
    charlie villanueva = monsters from “i am legend”

  • logues Posted: Apr.27 at 4:56 pm
    russell westbrook = ninja turtle

  • Gman Posted: Apr.27 at 5:04 pm
    HAHHAHA RON JEREMY lmao

  • logues Posted: Apr.27 at 5:24 pm
    ben gordon is 2pac

  • tRay Posted: Apr.27 at 5:32 pm
    @logues LOL that f’d up about Charlie but it sure is funny

  • Stan the Boy Taylor Posted: Apr.27 at 5:36 pm
    Russel Westbrook = Bodie from The Wire

  • tRay Posted: Apr.27 at 5:45 pm
    Kenyon Martin= Method Man

  • Riggs Posted: Apr.27 at 5:58 pm
    Steve Blake = Frankie muniz (malcolm in the middle)

  • Riggs Posted: Apr.27 at 5:59 pm
    Shannon Brown = Chris Brown

  • The Taller Van Gundy Posted: Apr.27 at 6:14 pm
    Kirk Hinrich = Keeanu Reeves

  • hoodsnake Posted: Apr.27 at 7:50 pm
    Eddie Curry= Jabba the Hutt

  • tom Posted: Apr.27 at 8:07 pm
    drake=zaza pachulia!!

  • The Taller Van Gundy Posted: Apr.27 at 8:13 pm
    Jason Richardson = Brutha Lynch Hung

  • brcopes89 Posted: Apr.27 at 8:16 pm
    Joe Johnson= Andre Johnson (I thought they were related at first lol)

  • ogog Posted: Apr.27 at 8:43 pm
    hahahaha RON JEREMY= stan van gundy

  • LA Huey Posted: Apr.27 at 9:03 pm
    ZBo is Eddie Winslow.

  • The Taller Van Gundy Posted: Apr.27 at 9:31 pm
    Chris Bosh = Gerald from Hey Arnold. Rondo = Steve Erkel Glen Davis = D-Bo from friday

  • The Taller Van Gundy Posted: Apr.27 at 9:35 pm
    Phil Jackson = Splinter from TMNT

  • The Taller Van Gundy Posted: Apr.27 at 9:48 pm
    Sam Cassel = E.T.

  • The Taller Van Gundy Posted: Apr.27 at 9:50 pm
    Delonte West = Charlie Sheen

  • The Taller Van Gundy Posted: Apr.27 at 9:50 pm
    J.J. Redick = Sidney Crosby

  • The Taller Van Gundy Posted: Apr.27 at 9:56 pm
    Rondo is Smokey from Friday hahaha

  • The Taller Van Gundy Posted: Apr.27 at 9:57 pm
    Ray Allen is His mom

  • spock Posted: Apr.27 at 11:49 pm
    hahaha at Popovich and Jigsaw comparison

  • Ryan Posted: Apr.28 at 1:02 am
    Yo! Show some f’in respect for Landry Fields man! Comparing him to Drake is just f’d up. He ain’t fake, he ain’t a pretty boy and he earned it.

  • Poetic Justice Posted: Apr.28 at 1:23 am
    @ The Taller Van Gundy LMAO!!!! he’s her double! …. also JJ Barea = Mini Me

  • EJ Posted: Apr.28 at 4:35 am
    Chris Bosh=Rupaul
    Chris Paul=Carlton Banks

  • The Philosopher Posted: Apr.28 at 8:51 am
    Gary Payton = Aaron Hall
    Chris Kaman = Hulk Hogan

  • Jillsnake Posted: Apr.28 at 9:08 am
    carlos boozer = Joe Budden

  • logues Posted: Apr.28 at 9:43 am
    nick collison is jake gyllenhaal

  • logues Posted: Apr.28 at 9:45 am
    austin croshere is vince vaughn
    shawn bradley is bad guy from terminator 2

  • D.A. Posted: Apr.28 at 10:30 am
    Noone got Devin Harris and Ludacris?
    Kerry Kittles = Joe Camel

  • KING DAVID Posted: Apr.28 at 10:37 am
    Glen Davis-Carlton Banks

  • Bug Marley Posted: Apr.28 at 10:40 am
    Desmond Mason = Roy Jones Jr.

  • samy Posted: Apr.28 at 10:41 am
    kyle korver = ashton kutcher

  • airs Posted: Apr.28 at 11:07 am
    @philo, gary payton = dmx

  • adilla563 Posted: Apr.28 at 11:58 am
    Corey Gunz is Steph Curry- dudes look alike…

  • logues Posted: Apr.28 at 12:03 pm
    brian scalibrine is michael rappaport.
    man im bored

  • fdafldafjdakjf Posted: Apr.28 at 12:13 pm
    daniel orton = russell westbrooks long lost brother

  • robb Posted: Apr.28 at 12:35 pm
    DJ Mbenga= Sloth (Goonies)

  • Hugo Posted: Apr.28 at 2:34 pm
    dirk nowitzki=lady gaga

  • thecomputerdude Posted: Apr.28 at 3:01 pm
    Josh Smith = DMC

  • Jovan Posted: Apr.28 at 3:09 pm
    Drake is some much better in the rap game than Fields is in the NBA.

  • J-Ro Posted: Apr.28 at 3:31 pm
    Marcus Camby = Dr. Dre
    Chris Bosh = Snoop Dogg

  • Drew Posted: Apr.28 at 3:55 pm
    Kendrick Perkins = cucumber from Veggie Tales

  • Bad Bad Leroy Brown Posted: Apr.28 at 5:31 pm
    Starbury = Charlie Sheen

  • 2KInsider Posted: Apr.29 at 12:38 am
    Kurt Thomas = R. Kelly

  • D12FSU Posted: Apr.29 at 2:08 am
    I can never take Drake seriously. He played the crippled boy on a teen nick show!! and he tries to act all tough by dropping to many F*bombs in his songs

  • EC Posted: Apr.29 at 2:25 am
    KG = Mr hankey
    M. Beasely = Towlie
    Big Baby Davis = Patrick from sponge bob

  • The Taller Van Gundy Posted: Apr.29 at 2:50 am
    Jon Brockmon = John Cena

  • Ugh Posted: Apr.29 at 8:07 am
    This article=rubbish.

  • j4zzm4n Posted: Apr.29 at 8:46 am
    this article is insulting poor mr. fields , drake is a no talent bum

  • Run"N'Gun219 Posted: Apr.29 at 2:45 pm
    so D12FSU ^ he cant rap cuz he played on teen sitcom. and let me also get this straight he is acting tuff cuz he says the word fu(k to much(which he cant do because he paled on a sitcom aswell?)

  • UCONNLAND Posted: Apr.29 at 7:11 pm
    Chauncey Billups – P DIDDY, Mike Bibby – Mini Me, Jason Kidd’s son- Gabe York, Antonio Mcdyess- Brian Mcknight, Dirk Nowitzki – Shaggy(scobby do)

  • Max Posted: Apr.30 at 2:27 pm
    Alvin Gentry ( coach from phoenix) – The guy that says mmkaaaayyy from southpark, lost his name.

  • The Taller Van Gundy Posted: Apr.30 at 7:51 pm
    Derek Fisher = Tiger Woods.

  • The Philosopher Posted: May.3 at 1:17 am
    Co-sign McDyess =ing McKnight.

  • JLa604 Posted: May.3 at 3:08 am
    Travis Best = Cam’ron = Big Tigga

  • Bravo Posted: May.5 at 12:36 pm
    charlie v – gods son

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