Wednesday, April 27th, 2011 at 12:10 pm  |  81 responses

Which NBA Player Are You?

Drake is Landry Fields.

Originally published in SLAM 148

by Sam Rubenstein

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  • vtrobot

    Jarrett Jack is Todd Bridges little bro.

  • Brandon

    Gucci Mane is Erik Dampier

  • Riggs

    rick carlisle is jim carey

  • http://Philosophervision@blogspot.com The Philosopher

    Keith Bogans = Zab Judah
    Robert Horry = Will Smith
    Kyle Korver = Ashton Kutcher
    Andrei Kirilenko = Ivan Drago
    Deke Motombo = Shabba Ranks
    Kevin Durant = (young) Herb Williams
    Brian Scalabrine = Michael Rappaport
    Josh Smith = Game

  • http://Philosophervision@blogspot.com The Philosopher

    O.J. Mayo = Brian Pumper

  • vtrobot

    @ riggs: i hadn’t thought about that until i was visiting a friend in POR last week and he was doing ace ventura impressions when they were showing rick during timeouts. pretending that’s how carlisle was addressing the team. funny sh*t.

  • http://www.bleacherreport.com Caribbean Crossover

    @riggs….hotdayum!! you got it right…he is ace ventura with a buzz cut

  • Fat Lever

    HAHAHAHAHA, Philo. B Pumper looks like a double for Lloyd Banks with half the talent. And that’s cold Slam, that you got the one pic of Drake for this from Degrassi. Hahahah.

  • shuref00t

    Clyde Drexler = Snoop Dogg
    Nate Robinson = 50 Cent
    Tony Allen = Chris Partlow from The Wire

  • bigslim31

    @ Philosopher – Mutombo and Shabba Ranks is spot on and hilarious. Although I would say you spend waaaay too much time comparing dudes if that’s whats on your mind.

  • http://Nba.com GP23

    Sheldon williams – ice cube

  • Brahsef

    Stucky = 50 cent

  • http://Nba.com GP23

    Anderson Varejao = Sideshow Bob
    Kirk Hinrich = Jason Biggs

  • rob stewart

    andrew bynum is tracey morgan
    tmac is fobulous

  • Ganchan

    Chris Bosh = Apu from the Simpsons

  • http://aol.com Run”N’Gun219

    Marco Bellineli- Sly Stallon from Cobra
    Baron Davis- Alien from Meatballs
    Chauncey Billups- Alien for American Dad
    Shannon Brown- Cris Brown
    Darren Collison- Bud from the Cosby show
    Kendrick Perkins- Young Jeezy

  • BluntZ

    Charlie Villanueva = Cancer Patient

  • hillbilly

    Gregg Popovich = Jigsaw (I know, I know…he’s a coach, not a player. But, still.)

  • http://aol.com Run”N’Gun219

    BluntZ ^ u made me spit out my sweet tea. that my friend is classic

  • T-Money

    Chris Bosh – Velociraptor from Jurassic Park.

  • tRay

    Jos Smith= Game
    ZBo= ninja turlte
    Jarret Jack= Neyo
    Michael Finly= Billy Ocean
    Stan Van Gundy= Ron Jeremy

  • logues

    mike bibby is mini me

  • logues

    charlie villanueva = monsters from “i am legend”

  • logues

    russell westbrook = ninja turtle

  • http://Www.nba.com Gman

    HAHHAHA RON JEREMY lmao

  • logues

    ben gordon is 2pac

  • tRay

    @logues LOL that f’d up about Charlie but it sure is funny

  • Stan the Boy Taylor

    Russel Westbrook = Bodie from The Wire

  • tRay

    Kenyon Martin= Method Man

  • Riggs

    Steve Blake = Frankie muniz (malcolm in the middle)

  • Riggs

    Shannon Brown = Chris Brown

  • The Taller Van Gundy

    Kirk Hinrich = Keeanu Reeves

  • hoodsnake

    Eddie Curry= Jabba the Hutt

  • tom

    drake=zaza pachulia!!

  • The Taller Van Gundy

    Jason Richardson = Brutha Lynch Hung

  • brcopes89

    Joe Johnson= Andre Johnson (I thought they were related at first lol)

  • ogog

    hahahaha RON JEREMY= stan van gundy

  • http://twitter.com/BeezKneezy LA Huey

    ZBo is Eddie Winslow.

  • The Taller Van Gundy

    Chris Bosh = Gerald from Hey Arnold.

    Rondo = Steve Erkel

    Glen Davis = D-Bo from friday

  • The Taller Van Gundy

    Phil Jackson = Splinter from TMNT

  • The Taller Van Gundy

    Sam Cassel = E.T.

  • The Taller Van Gundy

    Delonte West = Charlie Sheen

  • The Taller Van Gundy

    J.J. Redick = Sidney Crosby

  • The Taller Van Gundy

    Rondo is Smokey from Friday hahaha

  • The Taller Van Gundy

    Ray Allen is His mom

  • spock

    hahaha at Popovich and Jigsaw comparison

  • Ryan

    Yo! Show some f’in respect for Landry Fields man! Comparing him to Drake is just f’d up. He ain’t fake, he ain’t a pretty boy and he earned it.

  • http://www.slamonline.com/online/the-magazine/2011/04/which-nba-player-are-you/#1 Poetic Justice

    @ The Taller Van Gundy LMAO!!!! he’s her double! …. also JJ Barea = Mini Me

  • http://nba.com EJ

    Chris Bosh=Rupaul
    Chris Paul=Carlton Banks

  • http://Philosophervision@blogspot.com The Philosopher

    Gary Payton = Aaron Hall
    Chris Kaman = Hulk Hogan

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