Friday, April 13th, 2007 at 2:05 pm  |  132 responses

Sure Shot

They say a picture’s worth 1,000 words. But you only need a couple to win.

Here at SLAM, we always knew Stephon Marbury was special; as his Starbury affordable-shoe campaign and new talk show, Stars on Stars, proves, Steph is far from your average NBA player. Do you think this young Jazz fan knows all this? And regardless of his motivation, what might these two be discussing? You know the drill: hit us with the caption that best sums up this summit. The winner will be blessed with a dope prize from our vault and their name in Trash Talk next issue.

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  • Isaac

    Hey Stephon,This jersey costed more than your whole Starbury clothing line

  • Isaac

    Let me get this straight,fourteen ninety eight for the shoes or fourteen ninety eight as in the last time the knicks won a title?

  • r.m.

    Kid: You guys suck so bad my mom put me in my nightshirt, cuz she knew I’d be asleep by halftime.

  • Western_dream

    Starbury – “So will sign a deal for us? Great, what this team needs is more guards.” Kid – “Sure, why not, i would get more rebounds than E-city, more assists than Jamal and more game time than JJ”

  • Kevin Huo

    Kid: um. mr. marbury? what happened to sebastian? last time i checked, you were like his tutor or something.

  • Yemi Olubowale

    ” Here is 15 dollars go get yourself some cheap shoes, tell your Mom Starbury says hey”

  • Yann Blavec

    Catalunia’s finest Ricky Rubio is the steal of the draft.

  • http://slamonline raymond

    kid: can you sign my jersey
    marbury: jesus kid you stealing my light

  • http://slamonline raymond

    kid: i’ll have 3 big macs and 4 cokes please

  • j holla

    Do you really think you’re going to make the playoffs this year.

  • jamie rossberg

    are you kidding me you want to trade me jerseys for what the new york knicks that suck big time ,where is tyson now the playoffs have you ever heard of them?

  • http://slamonline.com/online/2007/04/sure-shot-3/ Noah

    “At least you’ll be easier to guard now Andrei [Kirilenko]”

  • http://www.myspace.com/moorestreetmafia WILL I.E.

    “Hey it’s Nate’s twin brother from another”

  • jesse

    Kid- “Mr.Marbury can I borrow a dollar so I can get a pair of your shoes?

  • http://www.myspace.com/moorestreetmafia WILL I.E.

    ” Yo Steph, Bring me that ne Fat Joe I cant find it no where here”

  • 661

    Kid: The Knicks suck! SM: Shut up lil booger head.

  • kwame

    Kid: the ninja turtles are cool
    marbury: yea there cool but the power rangers are better

  • hollywud

    “i wanna pee on you”

  • Chris Ujma

    AK 4-7 (months)

  • Matthew Crane

    “Stephon, I spilled something on my jersey can I borrow your’s”

  • mustafa

    Starbury: So, kid, what do you think about the Knicks?

    Kid: You guys suck.

  • chief sucks

    my mom likes you

  • http://www.hooplife.ca jesuswasajew

    is this jersey baggy enough?

  • REALWAVY 5

    MY DADDY IS GONNA SCORE 40 ON YOUR CRY BABY ASS…

  • Mat MacDonald

    Kid- “So Deron Williams averages 16.4 points, 3.4 rebounds, 9.4 assists, and your coach just got an extension?”

    Marbury- “Haha, so what kid, I play on the knicks”

    Kid- “News flash Mr. Marbury, Isah just signed me to your team, he said I had, ‘potential’ and offered me $100 million…”

    Marbury- “Not again…”

  • Mike

    “mr. marbury my mommie and daddie can’t afford your shoes so can you please lower the price”

  • David

    Kid: “…so what did Isiah say about that roster spot?”

  • http://metsss.blogspot.com Jordan

    Kid: Could you sign this?
    Steph: I play Knicks
    Francis interrupts: No Steph you play FOR the Knicks

  • Decs

    jplant or Tim Dennis HAVE to win this competetion, it would be like Carmelo not getting voted in as an all-star by the coaches, and we all know how wrong that was.

  • raymond

    kid:let us win o else

  • Cody

    You know my jerseys are cheaper, right?

  • mister ?

    you stink mister marubury

  • http://www.myspace.com/linkstigatorkevin Kevin Wilson

    In our next edition of Stars on Stars, Stephon speaks with the media member who picked Deron Williams over Chris Paul for ROY.

  • William Monica

    So you think the Knicks need anymore small Guards because I’m thinking about trying out… hears my info

  • tedmond

    i hate your cheap as sneakers

  • Bigi

    Stocton-era is over!We play baggy these days…And Mr. Marbury you should lose the headband…

  • smart guy

    Didn’t you roll your ankles in those sneakers during the summer?!

  • ballin boy

    Kid: “Those new starburys are tight. I’m gonna have to cop a pair of those after this game son”

  • Corey Isaacs

    “Where did all your hair go?”

  • Corey Isaacs

    “Are you my daddy?”

  • jdn41

    kid: YOU SUCK

  • http://slamonline.com/online/2007/03/whats-my-name-2/#comment J Tuts

    Kid : Yo steph,I broke open my piggy bank and baught a pair of starbury’s
    Steph: Aight shorty, dats whats up
    Kid: The human head weighs eight pounds (From scene in Jerry Mcguire)
    Steph: Word I didnt know that
    Kid: How much does yours weigh
    Steph: (Dazed and confused)

  • Herb Davis

    Yo Kirilenko….You look Taller on T.V.

  • http://slamonline.com fabian

    Only I can take a bite out of the BIG APPLE

  • http://slamonline.com fabian

    Why are you on Broadway?I am the one ballin!

  • http://slamonline.com fabian

    you dont hear the sweet Jazz music in New York!

  • http://slamonline.com fabian

    Hey can I park my dad’s car on your big ass dome?

  • http://slamonline.com fabian

    Hey I know you!They had over 50 pairs of your shoes at Walmart!!

  • http://slamonline.com fabian

    You are the cheapest player in the NBA!

  • http://slamonline.com fabian

    Kid:Hey, can i get a autograph?
    Marbury:Yeah sure
    Kid:Oh, I was talking to Franchise, his autograph will actually be worth something someday

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