Tuesday, January 6th, 2009 at 1:50 pm  |  207 responses

Sure Shot

They say a picture’s worth 1,000 words. But you only need a couple to win.

Celtics and SantaProving that showing love for the kids trumps any petty biases, Celtics Ray Allen, Glen “Big Baby” Davis and Kevin Garnett kicked it with a young’n at the Cs holiday party just days after “Big Baby” achieved YouTube infamy by bawling on the bench. But let’s read between the lines a little bit.

Whoever writes the funniest caption will win a dope prize from our vault and see their name in Trash Talk next issue.

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  • http://hibachi20.blogspot.com Moose

    Santa Claus: “Big Baby . . . is . . . on . . . my . . . leg.”

  • Will

    See Big Baby, no need to cry – KG was kiddin’ when he said there was no Santa.

  • Turner

    Glen Davis: I told you Santa was real! Now that crying was for nothing.
    Kid: Santa ain’t real

  • Turner

    Ray: Too bad Pierce don’t believe in Santa.
    Glen: I thought Santa wasn’t real…
    KG: Anything’s posssiiibbbllleee!

  • Turner

    Ray: Hey kid, you play?
    Kid: Yeah, I start on my team.
    KG: You cry?
    Kid: Nah.
    KG: Glen, pack your bags.

  • Rasta Marley

    All of them: Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaamn!

  • Taylor Smith

    Don’t worry Glen I know why you are leaning so close to me. Now what would you like from santa to make you feel better from what that scary man next to you did?

  • Nick Obergan

    Ray: I hope he doesn’t cry
    KG: I hope he doesn’t cry
    Santa: I hope he doesn’t cry
    Kid: I hope he doesn’t cry
    Davis: I hope I don’t cry

  • David Eivazian

    when do we play the lakers?

  • Danny

    Ray Allen, KG, and Big Baby all smile as santa informs them that their christmas present ISNT Stephon Marbury, as feared by all.

  • Myles Nelson

    Kid: Santa, all I want for Christmas is for the Celtics to stop fighting so Big Baby can grow up and become a real boy!

  • Brandon G

    KG: Glen, we told you if you act like a Big Baby, we gonna treat you like a one…SAY CHEESE!!!!

  • http://devingearty@yahoo.com Devin Gearty

    All I want for Christmas is to meet Paul Pierce!!!! Who the hell are these guys?!?

  • Glendon Wilson

    Kid: For once, I’m NOT the baby!

    Santa Claus: I know you’re the baby, Glen, but you’re too big for me, so I’ll have this youngster sit here instead. Smile!

    Glen Davis: Damn you Santa……

  • Jason Kim

    Ray Allen: Which Late Night show was this again?
    Santa: I asked for the Big 3, not Big Baby…
    Glen Davis: *cries
    Kevin Garnett: Anything is possiblllllllle!

  • http://tanefchotmail.com.au Aussie Tane

    Santa,there’s a little room left down that end for a few more Championchip banners…

  • Wools T. Mautes

    A Kid, Jesus, Bigg Ticket, & Bigg Baby; A Chrismas Story.

    Kid: OMG!! This is the best Chrismas ever; I got an X-Box and Players for my game!!!
    Jesus Shuttlesworth: OMG!! I got a trade and a Championship!!!
    Bigg Ticket: OMG!! I got a good team, coach and a Championship ring
    Bigg Baby: What you all happy about, I looked under the tree and I didnt see no starting position or any significant minutes

  • http://cedricalvinezyahoo.com cedric

    kid-(looks at glen)who are you?
    glen-big baby
    kid-wheres paul?
    glen-im subsututing for him
    kid-worst christmas ever!

  • Harry H

    kid-hey KG can i replace Rondo i have a jumper KG-yea santa said we cant sign MARBURY Glen Davis-Rondo is not going to be happy about this KG-shut up glen Glen-starts to cry Ray-stop cryin Glen this is why we call you big baby Glen-santa all I want for christmas is to get traded out Boston so they cant make me cry any more Santa-okay Glen I will see what I can do-

  • http://rich_boi_throwin_ds@yahoo.com KenLow’s2

    Smile, kid out all the stars on the team i got to sit by the bench rider for christmas
    Big Baby, my wish for christmas is to start at least one game.

  • LBJ23

    Hey Santa, all we want for Christmas is a win over the lakers and to keep our streak alive on Christmas Day.
    Sorry kids but Kobe has already asked for the same thing.

  • Chris

    Little kid: Why do I have to be beside the fake Santa and the guy that cries over a little pep talk. KG: because when I told him I was gunna sit by you he started getting teary eyed

  • http://www.ojhoops.blogspot.com the baconator

    Ray: Santa, my one Christmas wish is to get the ball more often. Santa: No way kid, you’ll shoot your eye out!

  • Eddie G

    Big Baby “My turn next!”, KG “Pssst, Glen, Santa’s not real”, Big Baby (crying) “Man why you always pickin on me?!”

  • Eddie G

    Scalabrine “Can Paul wear the suit next year?”, KG “Nah man Superman already has a suit, and cape”

  • LJ

    Glen “Really Big Baby” Davis: I wanna sit on santas lap tool!!!!!!!!!!

  • thebigticket05

    Everyone: No way here comes Michael Jordan.
    Ray(under his breath): Damn he looks pissed I should’ve got the kid a pair of new kicks.

  • Anthony

    Santa: yow baby, move a little will ya. it’s cramped in here!

  • T- Ray

    Santa, all we want for christmas is someone else rather old on the team, someone who is willing to ride the bench, not throw a tantrum on it, just ride it, and some thugness on the team. Heck Santa, just let us Pick up Marburry

  • ed

    dont tell him, just wait till he finds out it’s a pj brown jersey in the box….hahaha!!!

  • http://Mac.com Cdizzle

    Three big Cs and two babies

  • Anthony

    remember boys, coach told us to look like a family…

  • MD

    Big Baby: Hey guys? Is it just me or is that santa claus flying off with our trophy?
    KG: Man, and its got a label saying “Lakers 2009″ on it.

  • donlaker

    santa:, the jumbo tron says you got celtic season tickets kid , but wait till you get home and find those clipper tickets in that box, merry christmas

  • The Promise

    Ray: Dang santa, you smell like poop.
    Santa:I hope nobody notices I smell like poop.
    Glen: This is so great. Helping a poor little kid out. I think I’m gonna cry! (starts crying)
    Kevin:Be a man, man.
    Kid:I know who KG and Ray Ray is, but who is the fat guy?

  • Ariel B

    KG: All I want is to get a new bench, Santa…
    Ray: Please Santa…deliver Marbury to some other team…please…
    Glen Davis: Santa…I don’t want Kevin to kill me….
    Little Kid: Santa…Why does the guy to the left of me looks like he wants to eat me?

  • kaleb holcombe

    kid: forget about Santa i want KG’s and RAY allen’s autograph. besides that Santa’s white and fat

  • kaleb holcombe

    kid: forget about Santa i want KG’s and RAY allen’s autograph. besides every one knows that Santa’s white and fat

  • Josh Fann

    Ray & Kevin- Santa please don’t let “Big Baby” play better basketball and not cry while he is on the bench.
    Big Baby- Santa I want another ring and to start this year.
    Kid-Santa if I cry to will I get a championship ring too.
    Santa- I thought I was only dealing with one kid.

  • Nath#4

    Kid: Hey Glen nice shirt, didn’t someone cry on that team earlier this season

  • Nath#4

    Kid: This present is awesome I love it.
    Ray Ray: Psst KG I know what to get Big Baby for Christmas.
    KG: What?
    Ray Ray: A box of tishoo’s. {laughs}

  • jeff

    Next years starting five if no chip again.

  • Mike Mesick

    Celtics Starting 5 for the 09′ season(Pictured left to right)
    Ray Allen, Brian Scalabrine, Rajon Rondo, Glen Davis, Kevin Garnett.

  • Oz ball

    Photo taker: Say cheese
    GD:(whispers) i hate you Garnett.
    KG: This is why we call you baby.
    RA: Christmas should be about me, Jesus Shuttlesworth.
    Kid: I wanted Lebron or Kobe.
    Santa: Happy hour, anyone?

  • Mark Przybylkiewicz

    Glen: I want a pwesent twoo
    KG: Santa dont give presents to sooky babies
    Kid: hey KG your no better remember that time you had that big cry in that interview
    Santa: laughs. this kids more manly than both of you
    Kid: I love you santa
    Ray: hey dont love him love me im what christmas is all about im Jesus

  • JMac

    Santa Claus: Here you go, kid. I guess you’re the one named “Big Baby” here in the bunch.
    Glen Davis: *Nooo…*

  • Martin

    Lets all smile i think Barack is in the buildin

  • sb

    KG: YES,I KNEW RUDOLPH WAS REAL!
    GD: YEAHHH, HE SHO IS…..
    RA: DAG, KG AND BIG BABY IS MAD HAPPY, I DONT WANT TO BREAK THERE HEARTS AND TELL THEM THAT’S JUST AN ACTOR, SO I’LL SMILE HAPPILY TOO.
    KID: I’M TOO OLD FOR THIS. I JUST WANT MY PRESENT
    SANTA:HUH?

  • Bmann2623

    Kid “All i want for christmas is you!”

  • pierce34

    Kid: Hey will Glen cry if Santa doesnt give him a present?
    KG: Well if he cryed when we lost against the Warriors then he will cry for this too. So i will take that as a yes.

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