Tuesday, June 28th, 2011 at 10:05 am  |  17 responses

Which NBA Player Are You?

Donald Trump is Paul Pierce.

by Sam Rubenstein


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  • memyselfand9 Posted: Jun.28 at 10:32 am
    hmm.
    not my humor.

  • LDR4 Posted: Jun.28 at 10:34 am
    Where’s his wheelchair?

  • tom Posted: Jun.28 at 10:41 am
    i like it but i miss a wheelchair pic! :)

  • Max Posted: Jun.28 at 11:49 am
    Ricky Davis….

  • eGirl Posted: Jun.28 at 11:50 am
    failure of an article this is.

  • flipnoyce Posted: Jun.28 at 1:10 pm
    Bad comparison. Well atleast Pierce has never been SWEPT in the PLAYOFFS even with a bunch of youngens riding along,LMAO!

  • DieselMechanic Posted: Jun.28 at 1:35 pm
    I wish Slam would do away with this corny section. In the words of Mark Jackson, “You’re better than that.”

  • Enigmatic Posted: Jun.28 at 2:13 pm
    Does this mean Paul Pierce is gonna lead the charge in demanding Bismack Biyombo’s birth certificate to prove his age?

  • Jukai Posted: Jun.28 at 2:50 pm
    I look forward to these, but only cause I want to see how awful they can get

  • doyouwantmore Posted: Jun.28 at 3:36 pm
    Just a guess, but I’d bet Paul Rubenstein is a Laker fan and a liberal journalism graduate.

  • Enigmatic Posted: Jun.28 at 5:51 pm
    Man, y’all are trippin’!
    This isn’t the best feauture on SLAM or SLAMOnline, but true SLAM heads will know Sam been down for a LONG time now.
    Former SLAM Online editor, among other things.
    He’s now primarily a 9th grade teacher and probably only does this out of love for SLAM.
    So y’all chill out on the hate.

  • BlackPhantom Posted: Jun.28 at 7:12 pm
    I’ll wonder who he’ll say is like Kobe Bryant.

  • Jukai Posted: Jun.28 at 7:39 pm
    Enigmatic: I know well who Sam is, and I think he’s a ridiculously great writer. I also don’t mind this showing up on the magazine, because it does fill space and adds a nice pop-culture twist to the issue.
    But it’s really just not that great. I’m sure it takes Sam five minutes to write up and many times, it’s downright silly but done simply because it’s been going on for so long.
    The same way I’ve given Sam respect as a writer (and as a teacher, LOVE that Woj homework assignment), I’m gonna give him my opinion when the stuff is just subpar.

  • Heals Posted: Jun.28 at 8:53 pm
    Ugghh SLAM I gotta admit this comparison hurt, PP34 deserves better. I see your wheelchair jokes and raise ya’ll being stabed several times…

  • Ugh Posted: Jun.29 at 2:12 am
    I have a feeling these articles get written because someone challenges Sam to it over a beer. And they read like it.

  • Lz - Cphfinest3 Posted: Jun.29 at 10:32 am
    Agree with the ‘hate’, Sam is no doubt a good writer. But the ‘Which NBA Player Are You?’ section is easily the worst part of the magazine and doesn’t do Sam’s writing skills justice.

  • fizzbucket Posted: Jun.29 at 1:45 pm
    The pic of Pierce in #3 isn’t even from this year…terrible comparo btw.

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