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Tuesday, June 28th, 2011 at 10:05 am  |  17 responses

Which NBA Player Are You?

Donald Trump is Paul Pierce.

by Sam Rubenstein


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  • memyselfand9

    hmm.
    not my humor.

  • http://www.kobebeefnba.com LDR4

    Where’s his wheelchair?

  • tom

    i like it but i miss a wheelchair pic! :)

  • http://www.optimabbc.be Max

    Ricky Davis….

  • http://www.egay.com eGirl

    failure of an article this is.

  • flipnoyce

    Bad comparison. Well atleast Pierce has never been SWEPT in the PLAYOFFS even with a bunch of youngens riding along,LMAO!

  • DieselMechanic

    I wish Slam would do away with this corny section. In the words of Mark Jackson, “You’re better than that.”

  • http://www.bulls.com Enigmatic

    Does this mean Paul Pierce is gonna lead the charge in demanding Bismack Biyombo’s birth certificate to prove his age?

  • http://jsdklfl.com Jukai

    I look forward to these, but only cause I want to see how awful they can get

  • doyouwantmore

    Just a guess, but I’d bet Paul Rubenstein is a Laker fan and a liberal journalism graduate.

  • http://www.bulls.com Enigmatic

    Man, y’all are trippin’!
    This isn’t the best feauture on SLAM or SLAMOnline, but true SLAM heads will know Sam been down for a LONG time now.
    Former SLAM Online editor, among other things.
    He’s now primarily a 9th grade teacher and probably only does this out of love for SLAM.
    So y’all chill out on the hate.

  • http://www.facebook.com/joe.l.brewer3 BlackPhantom

    I’ll wonder who he’ll say is like Kobe Bryant.

  • http://jsdklfl.com Jukai

    Enigmatic: I know well who Sam is, and I think he’s a ridiculously great writer. I also don’t mind this showing up on the magazine, because it does fill space and adds a nice pop-culture twist to the issue.
    But it’s really just not that great. I’m sure it takes Sam five minutes to write up and many times, it’s downright silly but done simply because it’s been going on for so long.
    The same way I’ve given Sam respect as a writer (and as a teacher, LOVE that Woj homework assignment), I’m gonna give him my opinion when the stuff is just subpar.

  • Heals

    Ugghh SLAM I gotta admit this comparison hurt, PP34 deserves better. I see your wheelchair jokes and raise ya’ll being stabed several times…

  • http://slamonline.com Ugh

    I have a feeling these articles get written because someone challenges Sam to it over a beer. And they read like it.

  • Lz – Cphfinest3

    Agree with the ‘hate’, Sam is no doubt a good writer. But the ‘Which NBA Player Are You?’ section is easily the worst part of the magazine and doesn’t do Sam’s writing skills justice.

  • fizzbucket

    The pic of Pierce in #3 isn’t even from this year…terrible comparo btw.

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