Tuesday, February 21st, 2012 at 12:35 pm  |  37 responses

Tall Tales

Keith Closs’ alcohol-tinged path from college to the NBA to a bevy of minor leagues is often stranger than fiction.

The alcohol-tinged story of Keith Closs and his path from small college to the NBA to a bevy of minor leagues is often stranger than fiction.

words Matt Caputo | portraits Juco

It’s slightly overcast in the parking lot on the edge of Ganesha Park in Pomona, CA, and Keith Closs is standing amidst a group of men who are drinking from containers wrapped in brown paper bags. Freakishly tall at 7-3, and extremely skinny at 215 pounds or so, the 35-year-old is hard to miss— especially with long, shoestring dreadlocks tied tight to his head. When a rented Nissan Versa stops in front of the crowd, Closs takes one final puff on his Newport, gives each of his buddies a pound and squeezes into the passenger seat.

“That one guy used to go to meetings with me and he’s back out here drinking. I wanted to let him know we’re still there and I’ll be there to listen if he decides to come back,” Closs says in a deep Cali drawl, pointing out the window as his knees hit the dashboard. “For some people, drinking and getting right back into the vicious cycle is a way of life. I don’t have that option anymore. I’ve been rewriting my history ever since I got sober.”

For whatever reason, Closs hasn’t driven a vehicle in 11 years, but he gives directions to his favorite restaurant—Chano’s—with GPS-like accuracy. Once at the restaurant, a few exits west on Interstate 10, the woman behind the counter knows Keith immediately and serves him an extra-large iced tea that is a perfect fit in his giant hands.

The perfect fit that the NBA wasn’t.

As the food arrives and the conversation heats up, Closs answers questions about why his three-season NBA career showed only glimpses of the freckle-faced Keith Closs who blocked an NCAA- record 5.87 shots per game at Central Connecticut State; the one the Los Angeles Clippers signed to five-year, $8.5 million deal in 1997.

“I was drinking in the NBA,” Closs explains of his alcohol-abbreviated career in the League. “I was drinking on the bench, too. That wasn’t Gatorade in my water bottle; it was whatever I’d brought with me from the liquor store on the way to the arena. I had grown very resentful of the fact that I wasn’t playing…I felt like I was wasting away.”

Keith Closs Jr was born to Keith Sr and Tia Jamerson in Hartford, CT, in April, 1976. Closs says his father gave him his first taste of whiskey shortly thereafter. “He was trying to put me to sleep, but all he did was make me his little drinking buddy,” Closs says.

At 5, Closs moved to Los Angeles with his mother and sister. Adapting to a new city was difficult, but literal growing pains were even harder to cope with. “I felt it something awful in all of my joints, hips, shoulders, knees. I had them until I stopped growing at 19,” says Closs, a target for fist fights in his youth. “I started high school at 6-4 and by the next summer I grew to 6-8.”

After an alternately inspiring and tumultuous two-school prep career that saw him smoke and drink almost as much as he scored and swatted, Closs ended up returning to his birth state of Connecticut for college. “I visited [Central Connecticut State University] and one of my future teammates knocked somebody out at a party at Trinity College,” Closs says. “I knew right there [CCSU] was where I wanted to be. I was into that type of thing.

“I was already a full-blown alcoholic by then. I was living a double life,” Closs continues. “But college was the first time I actually had any real problems related to my drinking.”

Closs ran into more than his fair share of trouble at the small DI school in New Britain, but when he managed to get on the court, he was spectacular. Closs led the country in blocks in both of his years at CCSU and broke David Robinson’s record for average blocked shots in a season (6.36) in his second year, ’95-96. He still holds the DI career record for blocks with 5.87 blocked shots per game. “They said it was because I played at a smaller DI, but I had like 7 blocks against big schools like Penn State, Minnesota and Connecticut,” Closs says.

Despite Closs’ play—he complemented the blocks with averages of 11.9 ppg and 8.4 rpg—the Blue Devils struggled and coach Mark Adams was let go after the ’95-96 season. The First-Team All-Mid-Continent player didn’t agree with Adams firing and made it known. After clashing with the new coach, Howie Dickenman, Closs left school for the pros.

In short order: Closs went to a CBA tryout, got cut and went back to Los Angeles. A former boxer and personal trainer he’d worked with in Connecticut asked him to join the Norwich Neptunes of the  Atlantic Basketball Association (now the Eastern Basketball Alliance), a then-unincorporated “pro” league of middle school gyms, mismatched uniforms and empty bleachers. Closs averaged around 5 bpg in 12 games, car-pooled to road games and slept on the trainer’s floor. “I barely remember much about the Norwich Neptunes,” Closs says. “Our uniforms were a weird teal color.”

Closs played poorly at the ensuing ’97 NBA Pre-Draft Camp and went undrafted. He was invited to various summer camps, though. “I remember visiting him at Celtics Rookie Camp, and when they blew the whistle telling everyone to huddle, Keith was at the other end of the court signing autographs,” former CCSU assistant and current University of Maine coach Ted Woodward says.

The Lakers invited Closs to Summer League, and after a strong showing with L.A., Closs thought he’d be a Laker. “This was the Lakers,” Closs says, grinning widely. “I’m from L.A. I wanted to be the second coming of Kareem with my own twist. It just didn’t work out that way.”

A slender frame hindered Closs, but it was erratic behavior that kept him off the Lakers—and ultimately cut his NBA career down to three seasons. Lakers executives Jerry West and Mitch  Kupchak approached Closs and asked if he had a problem with alcohol, he recalls. He lied and said he’d just overdone it the night before. “But they knew,” Closs says now. “I was drinking every night and then going out there and playing my ass off.”

The Lakers passed on Closs, but Bill Fitch, then-coach of the L.A. Clippers, had promised Closs that if he were available, they’d sign him. Fitch kept his word, and Closs was a Clipper. “That’s when the roller coaster began,” he says. “We sucked.”

As a rookie in ’97-98, Closs played in 58 games but L.A. won just 17. While he posted the modest numbers (4.0 ppg, 2.9 rpg and 1.4 bpg) expected of an undrafted big, Closs’ drinking was accelerating and many of his decisions—like the one to get “FUCK THE WORLD” tattooed on his back—were harmful.

During the lockout the next year, Closs minored in staying in shape while majoring in drinking. He was twice cited for driving under the influence and had his license revoked. Closs says that led the League to place him in rehab in Atlanta. “I still didn’t see it as a problem because I still had my career and everything else,” Closs says. “I stayed dry for 11 months after that.”

In the shortened, 50-game season, Closs averaged less than 6 mpg in 15 appearances. The following season, ’99-00, his last in the NBA, Closs felt alienated from his teammates. He had verbal altercations with Michael Olowokandi and Maurice Taylor and skipped practice when he was hung over. He also took his drinking to a new level. Closs says he started mixing alcohol in his water bottle that last go-round. He’d sometimes pop open emergency exits at the Staples Center at halftime to smoke marijuana in uniform. He says he even passed the blunt to a late-arriving fan one time. In the decade-plus since his last NBA game, Closs says he has come to understand why his name was tarnished around the League.

“I was out there dunking on dudes smelling like three bars, then they’d take me out and I would refresh my water bottle,” Closs says. “Nobody disrespected the game of basketball like I did at that time. That’s something I have to live with.”

Jim Todd, a long-time NBA assistant coach who took over as the Clippers interim head coach halfway through Closs’ last season in the League, wanted the tantalizing 7-3 giant to succeed. The center admits he made that an impossible task.

“Who knows how good of a player he could have been,” Todd says. “He had the talent and the skills to be a better player. It’s a sad story.”

Closs says he arrived for the team’s ’00-01 media day sober and ready to start fresh. Clippers GM Elgin Baylor told him not to come to training camp, though. Although Closs says he was in shape, L.A. repeatedly failed him on physicals. He would never check into an NBA game again.

“I really let Elgin down because he had high hopes for me,” Closs says. “I let the drinking get in the way.”

Despite his failings far outweighing his successes in the NBA—in total, he played 130 games, averaging 3.9 points, 2.9 rebounds and 1.3 blocks over the course of those contests—Closs remains beloved among Clipper fans. “He was the friendliest NBA player,” says “Clipper Darrell” Bailey, the team’s superfan. “If people wanted pictures or autographs, he’d do every single one.”

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  • MikeC.

    Nice writeup. I always wonder what happens to guys when they leave the spotlight.

  • Redeemed

    Love the article. I have been clean since 5/26/07 and I can feel his story. One thing I realized just recently that alcohol doesn’t “take” things away from you. You willingly give it away! Great post!!!

  • Clipper Ballboy

    I was a ballboy for the Clippers for the entire 1999-2000 season. Keith Closs was on the squad, always an amazing dude to all of us kids on the squad (not always the case). I have some great stories about him just being so real with us. At the end of the final home game, dude took off his shoes in the halls, signed them, handed them out to the ballboys, and walked barefoot back to the locker room. Nicest guy in the world. There was a no-autograph policy for the ballboys, but he never cared, always signing everything put in front of him. I can honestly not say enough good things about the dude. Just a great guy in the limited capacity I knew him. Hope he reads this and knows his actions stuck with me all these years.

  • fruizm

    Has anybody seen that video where he gets beat up by like 5 guys outside a club?? Im sorry but that was kinda funny!

  • robb

    kinda sad actually

  • http://www.slamonline.com Max

    Lol fruizm, I didn’t know how he was, put his name in youtube and saw that video.
    But great write up, Sad story

  • Jason

    Keith will make an extremely positive impact on many! He is a unique and rare individual who gives more of himself than he will ever take for himself. His story and life should be a stepping stone for many. Keep it up Boss! 33 Lives

  • underdog

    This was truly great.

  • da real

    Great read. I’m still not sure how he sleeps at night knowing he wasted all that god given size, talent and opportunity. Such an idiot. At least he is doing ok now.

  • Fat Lever

    Awesome, awesome story and write up. His demons can ultimately be a way for him to make a career as a counselor. There is no substitute for first hand experience. Not sure if he’ll read this, but good luck.

  • http://slamonline.com Ben Osborne

    Great story Matty!

  • http://nasteedunx.blogspot.com Nasteedunx

    Well that does partially explain that Geoffrey Giraffe hairdo he was rocking.

  • T-Money

    da real: i’m not sure how YOU sleep at night judging people like this. alcoholism is a disease.

  • http://slamonline.com The Philosopher

    I met Closs.
    He was an ass.
    Maybe he was inebriated.

  • http://hoopshype.com Skeptic

    I always wondered what happened to Keith. I am very impressed by Keith’s humility, honesty and ability to articulate his thoughts and story. He would make a very good counselor. Thanks for this story. It is a reminder that today is the first day of the rest of your life. You cannot undo the past but you can make a new future.

  • Jamski

    Hope he goes back to school and makes some good out of his failures. It would be a great thing if he could help someone else avoid his downfalls. Alcoholism is a weakness. With motivation, a goal and proper support there isn’t any reason why someone should waste their life away. Too bad nobody does anything about it until they hit bottom.

  • will

    really sucks to see him throw away that size. what if??

  • http://anyoldthing Ugh

    Great story.
    @The Philosopher: Maybe he didn’t like you? You’re kind of a d!ck on here…

  • http://Www.slamonline.com TADOne

    Very nice write up Caputo!

  • http://averysmith.org Avery Smith

    KEITH CLOSS! I’ve been trying to remember this dude for over 10 years! He’s the first dude to really wear cornrows in the NBA. I’ll never forget-he played for the Clippers. I had his basketball card. Gosh, I’ve been trying to remember his name for so long…Mystery solved! Thanks Slam! Yes he sported braids before Iverson!

  • http://www.slamonline.com spit hot fiyah

    two things came to mind when reading his name 1, the video of the beat down 2, when i saw him play in a summer league in venice on the same team as my homie, still have photos from that, must have been like 2003 or something

  • http://www.slamonline.com spit hot fiyah

    oh yeah arenas was on that same team, must have been the summer after his rookie year

  • https://plus.google.com/photos/106403650426394352312/albums/posts davidR

    i remember his name cuz of the random article lang whitaker posted. this was a great story matt. thanks for the read.

  • gakbrenti

    nice write mannnn…now i’m lookin for his basketball card..hahaa

  • http://slamonline.com The Philosopher

    I want to express gratitude to you for reading my comment. lol

  • Boss Closs

    I greatly appreciate you Matt, for taking the time to get the REAL story. Also for giving me the platform necessary to reach out & help others who suffer from alcoholism and/or addiction. To those of you I may have offended in the past, my humble apologies. I did/said some pretty wild things under the influence! LOL But my experiences have helped shape me into the man I am today. For those who care, I’m presently playing for the Los Angeles SLAM of the ABA. I rocked the fro before Ben Wallace, & the braids AFTER AI. Remember, I came in bald headed. Ha! I thank God daily for my sobriety & my life. Nothing has been wasted or lost. There are only gains when you survive the mayhem as I have, & turned them into something positive for our youth. Peace & love to you all. Matt- you already know, my brother.

  • That dude

    I went to school with Keith and he was always a cool cat, I knew he would drink (but who doesnt in college) but I never knew he had a drinking problem until waaay later..Also I was at the party when his teammate knocked dude cold out, might have been the funniest thing I have ever saw….Taekwondo doesnt work on a 6’6″ 280 pound beast!!!!!

  • Mahar

    as a woman who dated keith during those turbulent years, i’d only say to aracely: those were fun, but hurtful times. i recall crying my eyes out once when keith couldnt be found overnight, only to turn up smelling & looking horrible, at his friend’s house, where i had gone to track him down. i’m thankful that he lived to tell his story and he will always have a supportive friend in me. i went with him once to an AA meeting, and it was horribly hurtful to hear him tell his story to the group. i’m sincerely proud of him & am glad that he has found peace & love in his life!

  • Kathy – Asst SID

    I was an Assistant Director in the Sports Information Office at Central Conn State University when Keith Closs was a student and basketball player there. He and Adonal Foyle were neck and neck as the nation’s leading shot blockers.

    People have always been drawn to him – to his smile and his good nature. He’s listened to the wrong people at times, and has made some bad choices…

    I’m glad he’s getting his life straight and that he’s seen that alcohol and drugs are never a solution. I wish him nothing but success!!!

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  • http://www.menacelive.com Steve

    This is an awesome story. Matt Caputo was telling me about this backstage at the BB Kings show I did with D12. He was totally consumed with this story man. Glad its out. Great stuff.

  • Norwich Native

    As a kid growing up in Norwich the couple years the Neptunes were in town, Keith was the first NBA player I ever stood next to. I remember almost reaching his knees as he smiled and signed my autograph in a high school gym. Glad to see he’s come to terms with his troubles. Good luck KC

  • http://slamonline.com The Philosopher

    Now I feel bad for calling him an ass.
    Glad to hear that he’s doing alright. One never wants to see anyone go down a path that is not healthy.

  • Boss Momm

    My son has come a Mighty Long Way!! Thank You Lord!! He is alive today! He is in his right mind today!! He is able to help others today!! I loved my son then and I love my son today!! Thank you Matt, for allowing my son to tell HIS story HIS way!!

  • http://slamonline.com Brad Long

    We need more Matt Caputo stories in SLAM. I’m not trying to hurt anyone’s feelings, but writers like Matt, Khalid, Scoop, Ben, Ryan, and Lang are the only reason why anyone who has hit puberty reads this mag. I realize some have moved on to other things, but SLAM needs that realness again. Hope to see more articles like this in the future.

  • http://slamonline.com Brad Long

    And I don’t know how I left Russ off that list but I did. Him too.

  • http://slamonline.com Brad Long

    Russ Bengston, too. Tell me what happened to Lenny Cooke, Give me an Old School Norm Nixon piece, Tell me what the f*ck has really been going on with A.I. the last few years. I wanna see Ryan do a one on one with K-Love now. Give Charles Oakley his own monthly column. Come on, SLAM.