Monday, February 20th, 2012 at 11:41 am  |  24 responses

Which NBA Player Are You?

Neil Patrick Harris is Ray Allen.

by Sam Rubenstein

Previously:
Justin Timberlake is Rajon Rondo
Tyler, the Creator is Michael Beasley
Swizz Beatz is Joakim Noah
Donald Trump is Paul Pierce
Prodigy is Monta Ellis

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  • mr.mack

    say whaaaaaaaa?!?!!

  • dma

    always knew ray allen was gay. that is what you’re implying right? lol

  • Heals

    So RayRay, PDouble and Rajon are turned into Trump, Timberlake and Doogie Houser, ouch. Wha-did my C’s do to SLAM when Monta and Noah get Swizz and Prodigy to deserve this. Keep em’ comin guys, good stuff…

  • Chukaz

    It’s pretty messed up ya’ll used the word versatile to describe Neal Patrick Harris. He’s gay. Versatile means something else for them.
    http://www.odps.org/glossword/index.php?a=term&d=8&t=6175

  • MookieBlaylock

    I think we’re all a little gay for NPH!!

  • ugly_fish

    Ray is gay? YES! I always said Ray Ray was the sexiest NBA player!

  • http://www.boogiewilliams.com Boing Dynasty

    Thinking Ray is sexy dosnt make him gay…it makes you gay, dumb fish.

  • http://www.kb24.com The Seed

    Ray is like Neil Patrick Harris, they fake the funk and act like they are cool, when all they are as happy and free punks, who need men to help them become great, when they shoot down others from stopping them. So Ray Ray like’s Dookey Hooser all the time, when he wears his green machine going. Ray is crack.

  • Brad09

    Slam crossed the line this time.

  • http://www.nba.com Alf

    What is being implied?

  • http://anyoldthing Ugh

    I, like NPH, am gay. I’d just like to come out to the Slam forum so you guys can stop using ‘they’ like there aren’t any gay men in the room. Okay? Col. Gaying it up in here.

  • blakos

    Don’t see it. Weak connection

  • http://slamonline.com Sam Rubenstein

    Um… not sure why people care about a person’s sexuality so much. I’m not trying to make any implications other than the 5 ways in which they are similar.

  • vtrobot

    Word to Ugh. Forget about NPH. I think a lot of us are gay for Ray. Yeah, very weak connection.

  • LA Huey

    Of course these kind of comments would pop up. Of course.

  • http://www.listerblister.blogspot.com rainman10

    wait Ray Allen is white?? I knew it

  • Armando

    co-sign Sam Rubenstein… Most of these comments are just dumb. How old are you guys? I seriously thought this was 2012, not 1942… Word to Ugh. The rest of you: grow up.

  • http://thetroyblog.com Teddy-the-Bear

    rainman ftw.

  • http://www.nicekicks.com Chris

    So a straight man can’t be compared to an equally successful gay man without being branded gay like it makes him less of a person?

    Narrow minded as sh!t.

  • http://thetroyblog.com Teddy-the-Bear

    The Seed is the only person in the world who doesn’t like Ray Allen, who happens to be one of the most likable athletes ever.

  • The Truth

    I thought he might of mention Bosh name in the mix! lol

  • Jono

    @The Truth I know right? Bosh was a beast back in the CB$/dreadlock days but now he’s soooo emasculated!

  • http://www.twitter.com/nflem41 Nicolas Fleming

    Sad that, even intelligent people, choose to judge based on sexual orientation above all else.

  • blakos

    All immature gay jokes aside i don’t see the resemblance both physically and personality/career wise.

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